| ?Rock n' Roll Rebel |
Scippio |
(2.33) |
453 |
2006-12-06 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
rocknrollrebelonder
site text:
Plays Guitar // Too Cool For You // Sex Drugs & Rock n' Rol
fg image origin:
myspace
sound origin:
ozzy
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| ?sean connery is sexy |
spizak |
(2.50) |
454 |
2008-02-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
seanconnerysexy
keywords:
sean connery too sexy shirt hurts
fg image origin:
http://commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/sean_con
sound origin:
http://www.oftm.com/download.html
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| ?DESTROY How many megs of funyjokeconan999... |
bigmac2112 |
(4.00) |
454 |
2009-06-05 |
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description:
STOLEN
domain:
shellder
keywords:
LOL
fg image origin:
BTape stole it from 3chan
sound origin:
Captain-L337 made it in Gimp 2
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| ?t0rm4n |
termdec |
(2.33) |
454 |
2005-09-02 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
t0rm4n
site text:
I TOTALLY // GOT THAT ON // VIDEO TOO
sound origin:
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| ?Riekkola |
take2 |
(3.25) |
455 |
2006-09-16 |
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description:
Jan Riekkola is SO good!
domain:
Riekkola
site text:
// Jan Riekkola //
keywords:
Jan Riekkola
sound origin:
Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
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| ?Kill The Poor! |
RoboRobot |
(2.71) |
455 |
2006-12-02 |
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description:
i dont like the poor too much
domain:
killthepoorkthnkx
site text:
KILL // THE // POOR!
keywords:
poor,kill
fg image origin:
some homeless lady
sound origin:
Dead Kennedys- Kill the Poor
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| ?Jon and his new "friend" |
potmos |
(1.57) |
455 |
2009-02-03 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
jonthefurrie
site text:
Celebrating too much // leads to pictures ending up // on the internet
fg image origin:
facebook
sound origin:
google
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| ?You Closed So Many Tickets... |
theliquidintel |
(1.00) |
455 |
2005-10-15 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
closedsomanytickets
site text:
You Close // So Many Tickets! // High Five!
sound origin:
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| ?cartmans too sexy |
patrick48 |
(3.00) |
456 |
2006-06-19 |
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description:
cartman is too sexy
domain:
sexycartman
keywords:
cartman southpark sexy
sound origin:
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| ?Floating Emergency |
antone405 |
(1.17) |
459 |
2008-05-20 |
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description:
What happens to those who drink too much boos and not enough water. Add some sun for a lot of emergency room fun.
domain:
floatingemergency
fg image origin:
misc google image searches and pics taken by cell phone
sound origin:
free wav site on internet
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| ?I REALLY miss my blankie!! |
jinglebobby |
(1.40) |
459 |
2007-11-09 |
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description:
i like lollipops
domain:
happymatty
site text:
Roses are read violets are blue // i really miss U // and my blankie too!!!
keywords:
matt matty lollipops
fg image origin:
camera
sound origin:
lollipop.com
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| ?Too Good For Home |
Hobobread |
(2.08) |
460 |
2004-10-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
hometoo
site text:
Get // In the // 'hole'
sound origin:
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| ?Sleeping Head On |
batoutofhell46 |
(2.78) |
461 |
2008-09-30 |
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description:
This kid likes to nap. Too bad he sits in the front row.
domain:
physicsnap
site text:
HEAD ON // APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD // ur doin it rong
keywords:
gary adams physics nap head on
fg image origin:
took the picture in physics class
sound origin:
the commercial
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| ?UGH |
Bjork |
(1.20) |
463 |
2006-12-11 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
UHG
keywords:
mission impossible
fg image origin:
MISSION IMPOZIBLE
sound origin:
11 - The This Many Boyfriends Club
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|
| ?Happy You'rethemannowpunchthekeys to y... |
airbud |
(3.00) |
462 |
2017-12-25 |
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description:
A classic holiday commercial gets the YTMND treatment.
domain:
ytmnptk
keywords:
chrismahanukwanzakah
fg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73vcbde8Cb8 + Sean Connery
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73vcbde8Cb8 + many YTMND fads
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| ?everet |
koncept |
(2.67) |
462 |
2005-12-13 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
everet
site text:
Maybe you shouldn't have dr // so many beers last night Everet //
sound origin:
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| ?too obvious? |
Menelec |
(2.25) |
463 |
2006-03-12 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
you-aint-neva-gonna-dance-again
sound origin:
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| ?I think it translates to.... |
algaerock |
(2.00) |
463 |
2007-09-14 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
C4Tr4pe
site text:
TASTE // THE // R4PE
fg image origin:
i forget
sound origin:
i forget that too
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| ?Too legit!11one!1! |
failchan |
(1.25) |
463 |
2008-04-29 |
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description:
Valhalla's legitimate!
domain:
valhallaislegit
site text:
Valhalla // Most legitimate guild // EVER
keywords:
valhalla iro lolxellie
fg image origin:
RO
sound origin:
vent
|
| ?i'm sticking with you |
heartheart |
(2.33) |
464 |
2005-11-20 |
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description:
anything that you might do
i'm gonna do too
domain:
morvern
keywords:
morvern callar saw music
fg image origin:
morvern callar
sound origin:
velvet undergroud
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| ?Good Times 3 |
Zex64 |
(1.00) |
464 |
2008-11-11 |
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description:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
domain:
fattyfatkideatstoomuch
keywords:
fat black kid eating too much what a fat f*ck lol chiptune again good times
fg image origin:
The Internet
sound origin:
Zabutom - King of Arcades
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| ?headshot |
pong |
(1.67) |
465 |
2006-03-21 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
boombang
site text:
how many points // is that //
sound origin:
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| ?Chuck McGill covers The Dirty Heads' &quo... |
chuckvcounter |
(3.50) |
465 |
2016-04-14 |
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description:
The .gif loop shows Chuck's various thumps happening at a pace of about 85 bpm. Conveniently enough, "Lay Me Down" is 85 bpm too.
domain:
enjoythatconcussion
keywords:
chuck,,mcgill,better call saul,the dirty heads,lay me down,chuck mcgill, concussion,reddit,/r/bettercallsaul
fg image origin:
Chuck loses a fight with the copy shop counter.
sound origin:
Lay Me Down by The Dirty Heads
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| ?(nsfw) Sequence 01.mp4 |
CherryMash |
(1.67) |
466 |
2020-07-16 |
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description:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
domain:
seq01mp4
site text:
Text // Text // Text
keywords:
why did I make this,this took too long,wtf,weird
fg image origin:
my old youtube video from a now deleted
bg image origin:
same as foreground
sound origin:
also from the old video, but the audio is a distorted version of Moso by Hubba and Amanu
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| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
465 |
2023-09-23 |
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description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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| ?Hahah this one day I went out for a smoke and then... |
Goyutan |
(3.50) |
466 |
2010-02-06 |
|
description:
ass
domain:
heythiscoolguyonedaydecidedtotellagoodjoke
keywords:
ass
fg image origin:
ass
sound origin:
ass
|
| ?Calvin gets existential crisis |
LaserMcCloud |
(3.50) |
466 |
2021-09-07 |
|
description:
Sometimes calvin and hobbes comics are too deep to understand.
domain:
calvinexistentialcrisis
keywords:
calvin and hobbes
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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| ?Carl0s in his pants |
jake657 |
(1.14) |
467 |
2006-05-07 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
Carl0s
site text:
Carl0s is too sexy // Too sexy for his pants // Too sexy....by far!
sound origin:
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| ?(nsfw) Oooh... TOO SEXAH! |
Droog |
(2.09) |
467 |
2006-04-09 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
sexahsnape
sound origin:
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| ?Ytmnd Sanwitz |
Raptor-J |
(3.25) |
467 |
2006-08-17 |
|
description:
Well.. I was just making my regular cheese sandwitch whit cheese and I toasted it toast-o-master 2000 and when it was redi there was odd figure in my sandwitz. I alredi ate it so I cannot sell it on ebay =( ssry .
domain:
sandwitz
site text:
* NOt fake * // //
keywords:
Sandwitz or Sandwich then Sean Connery and God too
fg image origin:
Sean, Sandwich and Psp edit
sound origin:
Handel teh messiah - Hallelujah
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