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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

CIAO

ciaoo

CIAO // CIAO // CIAO

ciao, ,next time

Owned youtube video

Owned youtube video

This is the only time I really feel alive, make of it what you will.

Onlytimeifeelalive

nin,nine inch nails,skelton,dancing,Neon Gensis

Neon Genisis, I don't know about the skeleton dancing.

Nine Inch Nails

experience the magic

itsallforyou

evel knievel,snake river gorge,rascal,scooter,finally,success

the homie bill made this

the greatest song of all time

Party time in Tel Aviv

Matzo

4chan

Perfect wave

Inspired by and using material from JC Foster Takes It To The Moon's "Did you know these were Elvis songs?" skit and the wonderful Whalesong Project (whalesong.net), specifically Michael Duran's "Whale Song" hosted there. Elvis is still alive at the bottom of the ocean communing with higher intellects. "I can talk to thuh whales momma"

elvistalkstothewhales

Elvis,Elvis Presley,whalesong,whale song,prog rock,JC Foster Takes It To The Moon,Mirdovision

Same as the background

This is from JC Foster Takes It To The Moon's "Did you know these were Elvis songs?" youtube video.

This is Michael Duran's Whale Song from https://whalesong.net/whalesongs-music/

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worstterroristever

Look Out // It's Go Time!!1 //

Personal Photo

mp3

No lie, this idea came to me in a dream

machogman

LOL!,VOTE 5

Stolen

WRONG MUSIC LOL

no description given.

GoodLooks

WHERE // MY DOGS // AT?????

Good Times.

imspazztic247

imspazztic247, imspazztic, tarwyn

Created by Drew Mancini

No Use For a Name

The old trout, the lout, is about but don't shout it out unless you want the Kraut to find out.

uvula

When it steam // engine times, // it steam engines.

created myself

created myself

Lol wow

Pushitwow

LF1M to go back // In time with me //

ME

Push it

no description given.

ducknegro

cops

Robotnik finally won

ripsonicsuckmypingas

R.I.P. Sonic :( // //

sonic the hedgehog,dr robotnik,dr eggman,crayola,blue,crayon, ashes,contest,sonic,sega

Crayola's Twitter Account

Enya - Only Time

Found at random off a Utah WebSDR. I put it on squelch to be annoying halfway through. "APRS is digital communications information channel for Ham radio. As a single national channel (see map at right), it gives the mobile ham a place to monitor for 10 to 30 minutes in any area, at any time to capture what is happening in ham radio in the surrounding area". -- aprs.org

APRSinUtah

digital,noise,ham radio,APRS,144.390 MHz,sounds like a digital fart

Stolen off APRS.org .

Stolen off Utah WebSDR.

sdrutah.org

Stop, Hammertime!

garendance

GAREN // // THE MIGHT OF DEMACIA

stop,hammer,time,garen,dance,league,of,legends

A gif of Garen from LoL dancing in One For All.

Can't Touch This, by MC Hammer.

Using the ytmnd format as a vehicle to promote my music (under the moniker "gay riddler") on my own site since I love the old Internet aesthetic... here's the result!

gayriddler

GAY RIDDLER // BABY!!! //

I've loved this scene from Batman Forever since I first saw it. Jim Carrey's Riddler is so flamboyant and wonderful and I kind of adopted the character as my online persona for a while. Gif is from that scene.

Found a midi version of Kiss From a Rose (from Batman Forever, origin of the gay riddler gif) on https://moviethemes.net/

Shits boring on here.... Not even entertaining. Sponsoring sites won't save YTMND, honestly hope the site just dies & does close down.

justcloseitdown

shut it down

Lets just pull some old crap sites and upload them & sponsor the memories instead of creating any new ones.

Closing time

flag day

katyperryroyalties

HAPPY // 1792 // AMERICA

flag,america,numbers,no one uses these

Katy Perry

Also Katy Perry

no description given.

columbianexchange

Sorry dudes // Better luck next time //

Fun with fireworks!

explodingcock

Hey, Lets see what happends // when you put a rocket on your co // and light the fuse. i wonder.

rocket fire explosion pain c*ck stupid kid

Youtube

African Ethnic Music - Tribal Chants

no description given.

thankgodforswwii

FINALLY! // //

no description given.

MaxxAwesome

Call me for a good time. // //

A new version of the "Stupid Door" GIF, this time with newer music and the stick man winning!

stupiddoor2

stupid door,metroid,metroid metal,ridley,stickman,stick man,stick figure,stick figure vs wall,stick figure vs. wall

Stupid Door GIF

Metroid Metal - Ridley's Lair (Varia Suite)

Bad Bad Not Good

badbadnotgood

http://watchman72047.u.yuku.com/

Same as foreground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNf9nzvnd1k

.

fourmoskau

YTMND Loves Moskau // //

moskau

moskau

moskau

no description given.

iwwytl

sex lesbian boobs clinton

www.sexybrookeskye.com

salad fingers ep.friends

Taste that? That's the taste of BEACH JUSTICE.

beachjustice

BEACH JUSTICE // //

gumbel beach justice bike cops stickman guns

Made it myself.

Gumbel 2 Gumbel... Good show

Lyrics: GuyGuy...GuyGuy...GuyGuy...BIRTHday

GuyGuy

K // //

Guy,,Birthday

i got these images a long time ago from a band. i took my friends photo and photoshopped it onto their photo.

i got these images a long time ago from a band. i took my friends photo and photoshopped it onto their photo.

sound loop of my record of television

no description given.

badcopohyeah

oh bad cop // //