?Deedeedeer - Annoyance or Gift? |
MountainDew118 |
(3.38) |
1,816 |
2007-01-11 |
description:
Still bored any1 got an answer to ...How do i get my ytmnds to look like powerpoints? Any1?
domain:
deedeedeertruthrawr
site text:
Hmm // //
keywords:
victory deedeedeer dee deedee deedeedee Gift god ass bobbs tits nice
fg image origin:
me lookin at deedeedeer's profile
sound origin:
FF7 victory dance :
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?the coolest guy you knew in late 2005- early 2006 |
Captain-L337 |
(2.83) |
1,815 |
2007-11-13 |
description:
after all, he is the coolest ytmnder you know
domain:
coolestkid2006
keywords:
syncan, coolest guy
fg image origin:
syncan
sound origin:
victory
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?Cheetos in 2012 |
RINENJIMPPLEDEY |
(3.80) |
1,815 |
2009-02-28 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
cheetosofthefuture
keywords:
cheetos 2012 film
fg image origin:
cheetos advert + 2012 trailer
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
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?Blue Claims Victory |
JengaJim |
(3.18) |
1,815 |
2006-08-07 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
bluesclues1
site text:
No More Clues. // //
keywords:
blue's, clues, steve, victory
fg image origin:
MS Paint
sound origin:
Anvil Chorus - Verdi
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?(nsfw) oatmeal fetish |
psycho-squirrel |
(1.40) |
1,814 |
2012-08-25 |
description:
Sound of fingers sound of smell of doing the yes
domain:
oatmealfetish
site text:
OH BILLY OATMEAL FETISH AGAIN? // //
keywords:
a,apple,porn,salad,free,hentai,boobs,club sandwich,what you talkin bout,tmnt,naked,yes,olympics,election,2012,fetish,oatmeal,oatmeal fetish
fg image origin:
Oh my
bg image origin:
J
sound origin:
you smell
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?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,814 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
keywords:
SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror
fg image origin:
http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/
bg image origin:
Mine
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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?In 7 years, we'll be dead! |
soldier92 |
(2.25) |
1,813 |
2005-09-21 |
description:
Anotehr doomsday theory,picked in the ever popular year of 2012.
domain:
mayantheory
fg image origin:
Survive 2012
sound origin:
Requiem For a Dream
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?What will really happen in 2012 |
mehinnanets |
(2.83) |
1,812 |
2006-02-02 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
omgzlol
site text:
Dec 21, 2012 // What will happen? // OMGZ
keywords:
2012
sound origin:
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?The Mooninites are Miraculous |
johnnyapollo122 |
(3.30) |
1,812 |
2007-02-04 |
description:
just had to mark this epic occasion
domain:
mooninitesaremiraculous
keywords:
mooninite, mooninites, telemarketer, miraculous victory
fg image origin:
dear
sound origin:
god
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?Paparazzi Level-Up |
Morphix |
(3.55) |
1,811 |
2005-12-24 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
papalvl
site text:
Paparazzi // has gained // a level!
keywords:
Final Fantasy, Tara Reid, FF, Paparazzi, Tits, Level, Up, E
fg image origin:
E!
sound origin:
Final Fantasy Battle Victory
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?leiutenant barbedwirepies battle plan |
BarbedWirePies |
(4.00) |
1,810 |
2006-07-26 |
description:
My awesome Battle plan. Follow it like a map...a map OF VICTORY!
domain:
bwpbattleplan
site text:
Now! // To WAR! //
keywords:
Rude Cat sucks, NEDM owns, The King,
fg image origin:
Me, My 2 minutes, and an unfortunate spilling of hot soup on my
sound origin:
DragonForce
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?CUTE OVERLOAD |
pantslessprogressive |
(1.00) |
1,808 |
2012-01-24 |
description:
Gabby Giffords and President Obama at the State of the Union Address, 2012.
domain:
yeswecandance
fg image origin:
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/01/president-obama-embraces-gabby-giffords-sotu.html
bg image origin:
http://brooklynmutt.com/post/16448831696/great-gif-or-greatest-gif-saralang
sound origin:
barackobama.com
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?VICTORY!!! I have played the Genji 2 demo and def... |
woman |
(3.13) |
1,802 |
2012-06-27 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
hundredsofenemywarriors
fg image origin:
Stolen
sound origin:
Also stolen
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?PTKFGS: Victory for women everywhere. |
risujin |
(2.20) |
1,801 |
2008-01-18 |
description:
Huckabee gets what he deserves.
domain:
victorywomen
keywords:
mike huckabee, huckabee, iron my shirt, change the oil in my car, men, owned
fg image origin:
http://victorymen.ytmnd.com/
sound origin:
Final Fantasy err all of them?
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?Akers is getting stiff! |
Tokar |
(2.50) |
1,796 |
2005-09-26 |
description:
Akers has a bad leg.
domain:
akers1
site text:
Better get some ice // on that sucker //
keywords:
Akers, David Akers, Philadelphia Eagles, Oakland Raiders, leg, injury, field goal, victory, pain
fg image origin:
Eagles vs Raiders 9/25/05
sound origin:
Shadow Warrior
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?Stephen Hawking's Safety is Not Guaranteed |
nedisahonkey |
(2.00) |
1,796 |
2009-03-03 |
description:
:(
domain:
SHITFUCKASS
keywords:
Stephen Hawking, Time Traveler, Funny, Mullet, YTMND, 2012, Tits, Mules, Sadness
fg image origin:
Custom Made
sound origin:
Audacity + Push it to the limit + Speakonia
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?A Chronicle of Humanity’s Demise, in ... |
sporkmonkey |
(2.77) |
1,795 |
2006-09-17 |
description:
domain:
diediediehu-mans
keywords:
2012, 2012AD, 2012 AD, computer, chronicle, humanity, demise, dell
fg image origin:
me
sound origin:
me
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?Only 1/10 of a Second |
ninjineer |
(2.40) |
1,793 |
2006-12-08 |
description:
Screenshot, or it didn't happen. (I'm a pathetic noob for doing this). Watch unfunnytruthaboutsanta.ytmnd.com, then you'll know why I made this site.
domain:
speedysanta
site text:
Got it! // //
keywords:
Santa,screenshot,unfunny
fg image origin:
My screenshot of "The Unfunny Truth About Santa Claus.&
sound origin:
Final Fantasy (but I took it from "How to Achieve Victory i
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?SPEEDCORE DANDY |
girugaHESH |
(3.63) |
1,791 |
2012-04-24 |
description:
araya can no longer headbang
domain:
girugaheshmailbomb
site text:
sink for refresh // //
keywords:
election 2012
fg image origin:
bob the builder get's coldcocked
bg image origin:
abba
sound origin:
analcunt in the radiator, eraserfag
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?Kiera Knightley joins your party |
Captain-L337 |
(3.15) |
1,787 |
2008-05-13 |
description:
Kiera Knightley joins your party, her 3500Hz square wave attack will destroy anything, and she can heal your party as well
domain:
kieratrigger
keywords:
kiera knightley, chrono trigger, 3500hz square wave, 3500hz, square wave, 3500 hz square wave, 3500 hz, LOL!, VOTE5
fg image origin:
Kiera Knightley
sound origin:
Kiera Knightley's Victory Theme
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?Thwomp pwned? |
DirtyDisaster |
(2.63) |
1,786 |
2006-08-06 |
description:
Doo doo
domain:
thwomppwned
keywords:
Thwomp, Goomba, Cutman, Kefka, Black Mage, Titan, X Death
fg image origin:
Final Fantasy, Mario, Megaman
sound origin:
Thwomp, FFVII Victory
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?92Bengals Victory |
Stammer |
(2.30) |
1,786 |
2006-08-20 |
description:
lol, inside joke
domain:
bengalsvictoryoverbi
keywords:
Simo 1'd my site like a covetous Jew
fg image origin:
Me
sound origin:
Wolfenstein Enemy Territory
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?Hamas is Victorious! Jews Run and Hide! |
Thrymm |
(2.30) |
1,784 |
2006-01-28 |
description:
Hamas wins Palastine election, Jews need to run and hide.
domain:
hamas
site text:
Hamas Wins Election // Jews Run and Hide! //
keywords:
Jews, Islam, Muslim, Hamas, Palastine, Middle East
fg image origin:
retecool.com
sound origin:
Own the CD
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?Woohoo! |
wootsauce |
(2.89) |
1,784 |
2006-09-09 |
description:
victory!
domain:
w00h00
keywords:
woo,hoo,retard,arms,in,air,i,like,pie
fg image origin:
google
sound origin:
woohoo
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?INVISIBLE BUS |
silentshadow |
(3.69) |
1,779 |
2006-05-20 |
description:
Riding the invisible bus to VICTORY.
domain:
busgoesvoom
site text:
OMG INVISIBLE // BUS! //
keywords:
invisible bus vengabus
sound origin:
Venga Boys
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?System of a down joins the Cause! |
Comedrac |
(2.43) |
1,779 |
2006-04-21 |
description:
Come and join the Cos!! You know you want to follow him!
Bill Cosby is cooler than ever, come and relive a historical rock and roll Cosby moment with SOAD!
domain:
jointhecos
site text:
Join the Cos! // //
keywords:
system of a down,soad,bill cosby,cosby,Pudding,Cool whip,2012,Sopa,Pipa,2006
fg image origin:
Internet + Editing
sound origin:
System of a Down -
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?timez square |
Davron |
(4.14) |
1,777 |
2009-06-28 |
description:
THIS IZ MY VERSHUN UF TIMEZ SQUARE THE WAI IT SHOOD BEE IT INCLOOD MAI FAV THINGS NOT GAY THINGS LIKE OTHER THINGS!
domain:
timessquare
keywords:
times,square
fg image origin:
2012
sound origin:
smb
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?PETITION QUESTION |
lickitwellhiem |
(3.77) |
1,777 |
2012-04-23 |
description:
WHO IS GOING TO ROFLcon? Let us know.
domain:
roflcon
keywords:
roflcon,2012,201202
fg image origin:
ROFLcon
sound origin:
2012 should be good
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?SUN EXPLOSION NEWDEATH |
THEREALdingleberry |
(2.33) |
1,777 |
2006-01-31 |
description:
LAL TEH SUNS GONA GO BOOM
domain:
solilla
site text:
YOU WANN A GO WHERE YOU CAN GO // WHERE PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME // YOU WANNA GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNO
keywords:
illaquist, soul, sun, explode, doomsday, 2012, chuck norris, roundhouse
fg image origin:
teh nasa's?
sound origin:
Sol.Illaquists of Sound
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?2012: A Prophetic Look |
maxzorin |
(3.13) |
1,774 |
2009-02-25 |
description:
A good ship and crew carrying iron ore on Lake Michigan will sink
domain:
holyholyholyholyholyshit
keywords:
belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score
fg image origin:
djlfghjl
sound origin:
jfgjfgdjh
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