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YES I GOT IT, it sounds the beggining of WEIRD AL's HARDWARE STORE lol

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Did you turn on 3D Hardware Acceleration? That may have been your problem.

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3 because I expected dueling "Hardware Stores" a la Stan Sells EVERYTHING to Guybrush

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Hmmm...that's strange. In my version of Hardware Store, Weird Al didn't mention the Death Star. He also forgot Poland.

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Hmmm...that's strange. In my version of Hardware Store, Weird Al didn't mention the Death Star. He also forgot Poland.

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THEY ACTUALLY PLAYED THIS AT A HARDWARE STORE LOL!

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Look at all the people that bent over to take up the pooper for inferior/fancy looking hardware.

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*lights a zippo* This sucks to me, because Duke3D was the reason I got into FPS's. Doom simply had no appeal to me... it's basically like "F*ck the demons, I want some of those titties!" And now we'll never get to see the boobalicious babes in normal-mapped, HDR'd, hardware PhysX glory. :(

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The cake is a lie, software(roms) is not hardware(hard copy roms), and sluts, well you think something up.

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I was testing to see if voting worked, I took down the master DB server for some hardware upgrades so it can support the new codebase. The site is currently running on slaves.

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Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware Store

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some of data's hardware was produced using binford 1600

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Firefox 4 with hardware acceleration is the only thing that will play it full speed for me so far.

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How did they manage to upload a virus to alien hardware, of which they know nothing about?

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Not directed at you personally, but I hear this comment generally from computer science/hardware enthusiast types ... mac people are trying to make a "fashion statement." What is that all about. I'll tell you what a fashion statement is: The world's biggest market cap. You wear it on your head.

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its funny when the audio and gif line up right, i set both gif and mp3 at 2 second durations but i suppose the gif playback speed is more hardware performance dependent, i ll figure it out soon enough

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burial - ghost hardware

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max hates working hardware

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I would have actually paid for the hardware upgrades if he named the new server "Moon Man".

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dont worry morons calim you dont like it theyll market its liked by a lot of peole and theyll let them get play time FUCK MICROSOFT they try to take over hardware. games arent made anymorek there like made for hardware. thats why video cards suck, have to include down clocking no its not temps morons. i dont need 2 speeds fast and slwo in games. <br /><br />hell they dont want noone to make drivers for any os like vista unless you pay them. hahah like microsoft owns drivers. yea theyre screwing comptuers by takeing your hardware and the software developed to make games or anything with and FUKCING IT OVER

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you know what's easier than wishing that some guys had girlforms?<br /><br />going after people with actual female hardware, like ... actual girls

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To be honest I think the 1-to-5 system is stupid. People want to give their own vote as much weight as possible, so the logical thing to do is "split voting" with 1's and 5's. Youtube, Reddit, and other popular sites realized this so they went from numerical ratings to binary vote +/- systems.<br /><br />Of course, max doesn't exactly stay ahead of the curve. In fact, the downfall of YTMND can be attributed to max failing to stay ahead of the curve.<br /><br />Back in early 2005, max could have realized that the advent of home broadband meant his dialup-friendly gif/mp3 host was about to be left in the dust. People were ready for a full-motion video host, and during that crucial moment, YTMND was the frontrunner for multimedia hosting. If you think about it, YTMND had already gotten over the biggest hill - people knew about it.<br /><br />The time was right to upgrade. The phrase "Buy low; sell high" couldn't have applied more. The dot-com crash of the early 00's was like the video game crash of '83...the demand wasn't gone, but skittish short-sighted investors thought it was just a bubble that had popped until Nintendo swooped in '85 and took an unsuspecting market by storm. It was the exact same situation in '05: everyone thought the dot-com market had crashed, but casual internet users had more bandwidth than ever before, and they wanted a simple web-based video hosting service instead of dicey file-sharing networks. <br /><br />YTMND would have been perfect, the recognition was there, max had arguably the biggest corner on the web multimedia market, his traffic was soaring and hardware prices were at an all time low. The opportunity was there; max sat on his rear end because of some pretentious artsy-fartsy desire to cling to the format of Image, Sound, Text. In 2006, then-little-known website "Youtube" sold for $1.6 billion.<br /><br />A lot of us look back at opportunities we missed and laugh...max, do you cry?

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For the passed 3 months, for at least 4 hours a day. I have been studying and compiling all the most liked sites on YTMND. I have put thousands of dollars into my hardware and man hours into this cause, I've concluded that this site I've created is the limit of all YTMNDs in the future. May Shrek be with you.

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FFFFUCKING I FIRST STARTED USINGA COMPUTER WHEN THE INTERNETS CAME OUT. I ONLY REALLY USED A COMPUTER WITH WIN 98 ON IT. WHEN I GOT MY FIRST COMPUTER IT WAS XP AND IT HAD JUST CAME OUT. JSUT A FEW MONTHS BEFORE. I DONE ALL THAT STUFF LATER. OK <br />SO WIN95 RUNS ON DOS. YEA AND DOESNT 98. DONT YOU MEAN REAL DOS AS IN, WHEN YOU WANT TO USE DOS, ON XP, THEY GO THERES NO REAL DOS? YOU HAVE TO BOOT IN FDISK IT ONLY BOOTS UP WITH IT, MAYBE OR SOMETHIGN? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND. I READ ALL ABOUT XP SO I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT, ITS NON HARDWARE LEVEL SHIT, THE NO REAL DOS SHIT BUT ITS BILLION TIMES BETTER THAN VISTA AKA WIN7 8.1 AKA FUCK MICROSOFT

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Albuquerque was the weird al song that deserved to be fadded more than hardware store tbh.