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deep in the // heart of // lubbock

In 2007, The Wii, a pussy-ass system, devours some Sony fans. Elsewhere, the evil Nintendo control the Chadformers homeworld, H-Town. The heroic BALLINbots are using two of H-Town's moons as staging areas, preparing to strike against Nintendo. In need of dro, a BALLINbot Caddy is readied for launch to BALLIN City on Earth. Nintendo ambushes the Caddy, killing some true niggaz, intending to use the Caddy to infiltrate BALLIN City. On Earth, A lil fat bitch and Anthony Perez fish in a lake near BALLIN City, discussing the system that's the best. They pick up the Caddy's signature, and race up to see it land. They spot Nintendo and launch a preemptive strike. After a brief battle, Nintendo attacks BALLIN City. The BALLINbots transform BALLIN City into a fortress. As a siege ensues, 50 Cent orders some nigga to radio for assistance from the leader of the BALLINbots, Chad Warden. During the battle some niggaz are killed and many more casualties are taken by both sides. The next morning, Chad and the Fanboys arrive. The Fanboys are unable to defeat M6, leaving Chad to take on most of the gay niggaz by himself. Chad then confronts the Nintendo leader, Nick Bass, and the two engage in a fight. Though Nick Bass is defeated, Chad is mortally wounded. Reggie takes command of Nintendo and retreats with their fallen leader and other wounded aboard their Caddy. Tupac informs the other BALLINbots that Chad is in critical condition. Before his death, Chad calls on 50 Cent to assume command of the BALLINbots and tries to give him the PSTriple, asserting that dat Triple is the bomb, nigga. The Triple falls out of Chad's hand, but is caught by Anthony Perez, who passes it to 50 Cent. Chad's monitor then flatlines and he turns gray and dies, much to the others' grief. The Caddy's shortage of fuel prompts Nintendo to eject some fanboys and Nick Bass. The remaining fanboys argue over who should lead them. The Nintendo castoffs encounter the Wii, who offers to give Nick Bass and the others new honeys on the condition that they destroy the PSTriple, which the Wii says is the only thing that can defeat it. Nick Bass reluctantly agrees and the Wii converts him into a new form: the Nintendo warrior "Nick Daddy". His underlings are reformatted into fatass gay niggaz. The Wii provides them with a Caddy in which they travel to H-Town, where Nick Daddy obliterates Reggie and re-takes command of Nintendo. On Earth, the BALLINbots are alerted as the Wii consumes H-Town's moons, along with some true niggaz. Nick Daddy leads Nintendo in another assault on BALLIN City. The BALLINbots board a pair of Caddies and flee toward H-Town. Anthony and the Fanboys are shot down over the Mexican border, while 50 Cent and company evade their pursuers and set down in Tampa Florida for repairs. Captured by illegal Mexican niggaz, Anthony and the Dreamcast witness the sentencing and execution of some fat bitch. While imprisoned they meet a gay nigga who tells them about the Wii before he is eaten by the Mexican niggaz. Anthony and the Dreamcast are subjected to a mock trial by Mario, who sentences them to death. Battling the Mexican niggaz, they are rescued by the arrival of the Fanboys. With help from the Fanboys' new ally elChivofr, the group locates a Caddy and departs to join the other BALLINbots.

autobot

I heard this name in a video and I rolled on the floor laughing for 5 hours then decided to make this site about it.

faithpopcorn

FAITH // POPCORN! //

Yes, this is a real thing! Check it out on MoonCentral.net: https://gitgud.io/moon-men/moonman-doom

moonmandoom

Someone on reddit made a misspelled request, so I fulfilled it literally with a drawing. https://www.reddit.com/r/mashups/comments/3kfep9/request_nin_head_like_a_hoe/ Then I thought it'd fit on YTMND. It's about time I did something new on here.

headlikeahoe

// // HEAD LIKE A HOE

I had this game, based on the band Journey, on Atari 2600. It was really bad.

journeyescape

Set in H-town, the movie follows a PS3 Fanboy named Chad Warden (A.K.A. "C-Wizzy"), who has dreams of becoming a great Fanboy like his idol Tupac. His master (Jim Jones) explains that he has touched the final level of PSTriple fanboy accomplishment known as "The Last Faggot". Gay niggaz who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such HOMO energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true PSTriple master would be able to exhibit "Deal-Dough" over his entire body. Chad doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Tupac, Chad embarks upon a journey to find Master 50 Cent, whom his master claims can help Chad unlock the power of "Deal-Dough". A fag hater, PSA Guy (played by himself) (A.K.A "The FAGGOT!!! Guy") sees Chad as the only obstacle to ridding the world of HOMOs. Chad refuses to fight him and a furious PSA Guy vows that he will defeat Chad. PSA Guy and his gang later break in and assault one of the students at Chad's HD Gaymes school, Anthony Perez (also played by himself), demanding that Chad bow before PSA Guy. Finally, PSA Guy and his gang attempt to send a message to Chad by destroying the Warden family P1ZZ4 restaurant. Meanwhile, Nintendo fanboy Nick Bass (Again, played by himself) sends his men to kidnap that Asian bitch from Chad's sushi video in the hopes of getting his Wii featured on her Youtube channel. The kidnap attempt is thwarted by Chad who easily fends off the thugs. He loses his medal during the struggle, which the Asian bitch recovers. Later, Chad witnesses Asian Bitch being kidnapped by Bass' brutish henchman M6. A clue left behind reveals that the kidnappers work for Nick Daddy. Asian bitch refuses to promote the Wii on her program, but as Bass' men prepare to coerce her by force, Chad suddenly bursts into the room and rescues dat Asian bitch once again. Back at her apartment, Asian bitch gratefully returns Chad's medal. Consumed with vengeance, Nick Bass hires PSA Guy to defeat Chad and takes control of the Youtube studio, capturing Asian bitch and this one lil' fat bitch, who has snuck in hoping to woo dat Asian bitch. Posing as a P1ZZ4 GUY, Chad manages to infiltrate the assumed lair of Master 50 Cent within a dro factory, but is shocked to discover that the "Master" ain't ballin. Chad consults his former master for answers, but his master suggests that Chad has known the answers all along. Not wanting anyone to get hurt in the process of achieving its stardom, the Wii leaves Nick Bass and asks Anthony to warn Chad about his plan. As Chad returns to H-town, he is ambushed by an army of gay niggaz hired by Bass. Chad's students, led by Anthony, charge into the Caddy to even the odds. Using Asian bitch as bait, Nick lures Chad to a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box where he finally faces off against PSA Guy. PSA Guy reveals his ability to use "Deal-Dough", his hands pulsating with a GAY aura, and beats Chad viciously before attempting to force him to acknowledge PSA Guy as "The Master". As recent events flash before Chad's eyes, he realizes that his former Master was correct and that everything he needed to achieve the "Final Level" was within him all along. His entire body bathed in the sublime golden light of "Deal-Dough", Chad uses his new-found power to easily defeat PSA Guy. Nick Bass appears and fires a single bullet which Chad catches between his teeth before detaining Nick Bass for the police. The Asian bitch and Chad are reunited at Youtube where the two kiss.

thelastfaggot

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 is an American animated television series based on the video game Super Mario Bros. 3. It aired on NBC with Captain N: The Game Master in a programming block titled Captain N & The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 from September 8, 1990 through December 1, 1990. It is the second of the three TV shows based on the video game, with the others being The Super Mario Bros. Super Show and Super Mario World. Unlike its predecessor, this series has no live-action segments and features entirely new voice actors, with the exceptions of John Stocker and Harvey Atkin, who reprised their roles as Toad and King Koopa. DIC Entertainment produced this series while Nintendo provided the characters and power-ups. (Source:Wikipedia)

theadventuresofsupermariobros3

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! is an American television series based upon Nintendo's Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. 2 video games. It is the first of three TV shows based on the video game series, with the other being The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World. It was originally broadcast via first-run syndication from September 4, 1989, to December 1, 1989, with reruns continuing until September 6, 1991. The Family Channel picked up the series on September 23, 1991,[1] and aired it until August 26, 1994.[2] The show was produced by DiC Animation and was distributed by Viacom Enterprises in association with Nintendo of America, Inc.. DHX Media, the successor company of Cookie Jar Entertainment and DiC, is the current distributor. (Source:Wikipedia)

thesupermariobrossupershow

Saturday Supercade is an animated television series produced for Saturday mornings by Ruby-Spears Productions. It ran for two seasons on CBS beginning in 1983. Each episode is composed of several shorter segments featuring video game characters from the golden age of video arcade games. The debut characters included: Frogger (from the Frogger arcade game) Donkey Kong with Mario and Pauline (from the Donkey Kong game) Donkey Kong Jr. (from the Donkey Kong Jr. game) Q*bert with Coily, Ugg, Wrongway, Slick and Sam (from the Q*bert arcade game) Pitfall Harry with his pet mountain lion Quickclaw and his niece Rhonda (unlike others, which are arcade games, this is from home console games, which are Pitfall! and Pitfall II: Lost Caverns) The cartoon was simply called Pitfall!. Pitfall and Q*bert rotated weekly while the other three were weekly. During the second season, Q*bert (now weekly) and Donkey Kong remained while the Frogger, Donkey Kong Jr. and Pitfall Harry segments were replaced by shorts featuring: Space Ace with Space Ace/Dexter (depending on his form), Kimberly, and Borf (from the Space Ace arcade game). Kangaroo with friends and the "Monkey Business Gang". (from the Kangaroo arcade game). (Source:Wikipedia)

saturdaysupercade

Some line I came up with and the origin for Han's "I prefer a straight fight line." If I had it my way I'd make Lando a huge influence on han's dialogue in most of the movie as if he's constantly ripping off Lando from time to time. Sorta parallels how he ripped off the Falcon too.

LandoRules

We all came out to YTMND On the POLAND shoreline To make SITES IN THEIR BASEMENT We didn't have much time Lacrossestar83 and your Mothers Were at the best place around But some moon man with a kramer Burned the site to the ground JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky JOKE on the wAAAAter They burned down the funny site It died with an awful sound a funky LANDO was running in and out Pulling FRENEMIES out the ground When it all was over We had to find another place But POLAND time was running out It seemed that we would lose the race JOKE on the water, a fire in the sky JOKE on the water We ended up at Youre the Man Now Dog It was empty, cold and bare But with the MOON KKKrew thing just outside Making our music there With a few red BONGS, a few old beds We made a place to POOP STAINS No matter what we get out of this I know, I know we'll never forget JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky JOKE on the wAAAAter

tournamenting

hi im chris hanson, windows 7 movie that comes with it, pink floyd- welcome to the machine

hiimchrishanson

Welcome to the // Machine //

So this is a really bad karaoke version I found on YouTube, and I sang along really badly too it.

microphonerapeme

This one's pretty gross...can you believe I found it on YouTube?

biteityouskum

OMFG the new pkmn is here!!

qll

GUYS I FOUND // POKEMON P D LEAKED // OH NOES ITS ON NINTENDO!!

i ate some stuff i found on the floor now i do not feel good the stuff was a weird smell and now i want to throw up it was strange should i call for a ambulanceee i donno

dv

Principal of Harrison High gets the last laugh on [i]It Hurts[/i].

IHeartPikachu

This is using google deepdream code that recently went viral. It is just some nice painting run on two settings.

deepdreamfish

here fishy fishy fishy // //

put it on everything. submit to her will.

putiteverywhere

Put it // on // everything

That moment when you're hungry and regrettably drop your food on the ground. You must consider the unwritten law: The Five Second Rule: mandating that if food or another consumable substance fall on the floor it may be picked up and eaten within 5 seconds. This suggests that it takes at least six seconds for dirt and germs to move from one surface to another causing contamination.

fivesecondrule101

This is my gift to my friend Dusty and his wonderful new wife Crystal. Congratulation you two! I felt the love I breathed the air I touched the rain I wiped a tear I saw the moon I heard the wind And now my new life Will soon begin I had to go But it’s okay You see I’m with you In a different way And you must carry on Carry on, carry on my love (repeat) I walked the earth This land so free These gifts of joy I took with me A tree grows high A leaf will fall Whispers of love I hear her call You must be strong Your chin up high Yes I still live I did not die I had to go But it’s okay You see I’m with you in a different way We had to go But it’s okay You see we’re with you In a different way And you must carry on Carry on, carry on my love (repeat) We are so strong Good and beautiful (repeat) AMERICA! :p

goodbyedusty

LOL!

silences

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hubacub

Hubacub // Is // Amazing

Yo its the 90s duuuude lets go on Neopets and listen to some MIDI!

surfinthenet

Wooh beavis and butthead rocking out to iron man :updated, found a part later on, where its more of b and b than ozzy updated2 cloned out the last, odd frame

beavisandbuttheadironman

a man from our area one Korsakov went to Latvia yesterday1 he was peculating 2 3 tonnes, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov got hit into his snot he was unfortunate, broke his nasal bone a man from our area one Korsakov was eating fresh cucumbers stuck a thumb into his eye, now his thumb bone is broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he was lifting a closet he shouldn´t have lifted, now his thigh bone has broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he saw a hoodlum, wanted to give a call to the cops, broke his chin bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was looking at the stars a shame that he looked, his neck bone broke in two a man from our area one Korsakov went to a shop yesterday came home in a wheelchair, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was smoking he got dizzy, fell down and shin bone´s broken3 a man from our area one Korsakov, he was putting a cast on he thought, a simple job and right away broke his carpal bone a man from our area one Korsakov jacked off yesterday4 he did it(=hit) strongly, broke his pelvis in two a man from our area one Korsakov brought a/his Mrs home he shouldn´t have brought, it/she broke his finger bone a man from our area one Korsakov went into water during winter he didn´t come out any more, probably some bone is broken a muscleman´s life isn´t easy at all

WinnyPuhhMeiecundimeesksKorsakovlkseileLtti

A Man from Our Area // a Certain Korsakov // Went to Latvia Yesterday

[b]Ozymandias[/b] I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed. And on the pedestal these words appear: `My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!' Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, The lone and level sands stretch far away". [i]~ Percy Bysshe Shelley[/i]

chickenchildren

You want to know how I got these scars? My father...was...a homo...and a queer. And one night, he goes off *gayer* than usual. Mommy gets the dildo to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So...me watching, he takes the dildo to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so hetero!?" He comes at me with the dildo, "Why so hetero!?" He sticks the dildo in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that FAGGOT!"

iyatsc

Grapesoda Thieving Apes 5

grapesodathievingapes5

IT LOOKS SO // REAL ON PC! //