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"Mr Grey don't tip." "He don't tip? Whaddya mean you don't tip?" "He doesn't believe in it." "Shut up. What do you mean you don't believe in it? Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard. I paid for your goddamn Iams!"

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You shoot me in a // dream, you better wake up // and apologise!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

navyseal

It's a punk who dance on "Lazerhawk - King of the streets"

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I made most of the WRONGMUSICTMND sites of the last 5 years, good to see it back on the front page

becauseitspopularagain

Agent Dale Goofer® fucks up and eats some bad Laura Palmer

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Says it on the tin.

THOMASTHEDANK

Brodie is a faget // //

pop It like a wheelie should i'm up on your mind feelin pretty Good

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"Pay close attention. You could miss something." This facebook group is not Group Zero, because Group Zero Does Not Exist. There are three keys, each in seven parts. Each part is a day in the fool's journey. There is no day for the fool himself, because Group Zero Does Not Exist. This group is a doorway. A doorway that will both fully open, and close forever on solstice night. If you can't find the first key, you haven't got a hope of finding the second or third. Without all three keys, you cannot open the door. And if you cannot pass through the door, you are not worthy to be part of Group Zero. Which Does Not Exist. Whatever the most committed among you find on the other side, it will not be Group Zero, because Group Zero Does Not Exist. For those who are not committed and organised, not paying attention, your journey will end with this group. Feel free to add anyone who may appreciate it. Time is short. 14 days left. #GZDNE

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Group Zero Does Not Exist // Group Zero Does Not Exist // Group Zero Does Not Exist

Saw this story on CNN and it was just too perfect for this

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they coming to take tpb away to better call the cops and put it on the front of your site so they'll come to you to put you in jail for hacking fuck shitty songs

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ITS FUCKING BART AND FUCKING GEO ON THE SHIP AND SHIT

BARTGEOTITANIC

Ham on It

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OH GOD, IT'S ON HER FACE!! SOMEBODY SMASH IT!!

Ebolaisgonnagetyou

Patrick Duffy stars in DON'T SWALLOW. It's a new youtube channel on NBCc where The Duffman gets his reservations back at Carmines because he figured since Al wasn't going to the dance, he and Carol the Horse could still go out to dinner but then Adam Sandler

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What kind of a hospital is this!? ... .... ... What kind of a hospital WAS that? "This goes on for a while. Like an hour." "But I got out, right?" "Yeah... but then you got back in." "Did you get the part where I was Space Ghost, a Tribute to Freedom?" "No, we recorded over that." "What?" "I mean, I couldn't find it." "Then what was the point of sanding my face off?"

whatkindofahospitalwasthat

Does what it says on the tin

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A variation on a site suggestion I got 3 and a half years ago

chesbuger

Making it rain on Pat

WoolieandPat

Living and dying laughing and crying Once you have seen it you will never be the same Life in the fast lane is just how it seems Hard and it's heavy, it's dirty and mean Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away Don't stop for nothing it's full speed or nothing I am taking down you know whatever is in my way Getting your kicks as you are shooting the line Sending the shivers up and down your spine Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away Those people who tell you not to take chances They are all missing on what life is about You only live once so take hold of the chance Don't end up like others the same song and dance Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away

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Scald's burn chance can help patch up Tentacruel's poor Defense while also providing it with a reliable STAB attack. Toxic Spikes is useful for the passive damage it inflicts on grounded Pokemon. It's also the main reason why you would use Tentacruel over other Rapid Spin users. Toxic is a nice alternative, as it can inflict poison on Flying-type or Pokemon with Levitate, which are not affected by Toxic Spikes. Knock Off removes items from opposing Pokemon, which helps greatly when facing stall-based teams. Rapid Spin is obviously the most important move, and allows Tentacruel to support its team by removing entry hazards.

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ｄｅｍｏｓｃｅｎｅThe demoscene is a computer art subculture that specializes in producing demos, which are audio-visual presentations that run in real-time on a computer. The main goal of a demo is to show off programming, artistic, and musical skills. The demoscene first appeared during the 8-bit era on computers such as the Commodore 64, ZX Spectrum, Atari 800 and Amstrad CPC, and came to prominence during the rise of the 16/32-bit home computers (mainly the Amiga and Atari ST). The first of the demoscene demos had a strong connection with software cracking, as competition grew rapidly and groups wanted better presentation of their releases.[1] When a cracked program was started, the cracker or his team would take credit with a graphical introduction called a "crack intro" (shortened cracktro). Within a year or two,[2] the making of intros and standalone demos evolved into a new subculture independent of the software (piracy) scene.[3] Contents [hide] 1 Concept 2 History 3 Competition 4 Parties 5 Demo types 6 Groups 7 Impact 8 See also 8.1 Specific platforms 8.2 Websites and products 9 References 10 Further reading 11 External links Concept[edit] Screen shot from Second Reality, a famous[4] demo by Future Crew. Prior to the popularity of IBM PC compatibles, most home computers of a given line had relatively little variance in their basic hardware, which made their capabilities practically identical. Therefore, the variations among demos created for one computer line were attributed to programming alone, rather than one computer having better hardware. This created a competitive environment in which demoscene groups would try to outperform each other in creating outstanding effects, and often to demonstrate why they felt one machine was better than another (for example Commodore 64 or Amiga versus Atari 800 or ST). Demo writers went to great lengths to get every last bit of performance out of their target machine. Where games and application writers were concerned with the stability and functionality of their software, the demo writer was typically interested in how many CPU cycles a routine would consume and, more generally, how best to squeeze great activity onto the screen. Writers went so far as to exploit known hardware errors to produce effects that the manufacturer of the computer had not intended. The perception that the demo scene was going to extremes and charting new territory added to its draw. Recent computer hardware advancements include faster processors, more memory, faster video graphics processors, and hardware 3D acceleration. With many of the past's challenges removed, the focus in making demos has moved from squeezing as much out of the computer as possible to making stylish, beautiful, well-designed real time artwork – a directional shift that many "old school demosceners" seem to disapprove of. This can be explained by the break introduced by the PC world, where the platform varies and most of the programming work that used to be hand-programmed is now done by the graphics card. This gives demo-groups a lot more artistic freedom, but can frustrate some of the old-schoolers for lack of a programming challenge. The old tradition still lives on, though. Demo parties have comp--404_er0-0r)_____________

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I interrupt your regularly schedule chocked full of useless shit to bring you some facts that you should know. World Trade Center 7, according to the official story of the NIST(Nationa Institute of Standards and Technology), collapsed at 5:21:10 pm on the day of September 11th, 2001. It was the first ever skyscraper to collapse completely from the top down due to fires. It was not hit by a plane, I repeat, it was not hit by a plane. These are some examples of other skyscrapers that had fires from within that did not collapse. http://www.serendipity.li/wot/other_fires/other_fires.htm. The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance. ~Socrates

skyscrapersdontcollaspe

9/11 // Was A // Lie

So what if The Expendables 3 flopped at #4 at the box office? So what if it got bad reviews? And so what if the movie was rated PG-13 or if the movie was leaked on the Internet before its release in theaters? I'm at least glad the movie still managed to defeat The Giver.

expendablesvsgiver

Action movies will never die! // //

found some song on the net and put it with a gif my friend sent me

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Shortly after showing moderate signs of recovery, Elaine trips on a banana peel that George had dropped in Jerry's apartment and put off picking up. This infamous episode coined the '90s catchphrase, "I'll do it later!"

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Image used for when arma goes on sale in nc10, being imagined while it's no longer on sale

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This set capitalizes on Leavanny's typing and movepool, using its most useful moves in its arsenal as well as possible. It is mandatory for Leavanny to have STAB moves, as that is one of the few reasons to use it at all. Leavanny is usually attacking straight away since it does not want to waste turns when checks and counters are still in play—which is very often the case. Synthesis heals off any entry hazard damage taken, while also mitigating the damage done by Life Orb. Synthesis is also particularly useful, as it becomes a shield from Sucker Punch, which Leavanny can survive from any Pokemon in the tier at full health. Heal Bell is great for team support and also removes any status that gives Leavanny trouble. Synthesis, in conjunction with Heal Bell, allows Leavanny to beat various walls such as Alomomola and Wartortle, among various other Pokemon.

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An Adamant nature is chosen over Jolly because Mightyena needs the extra power due to its low offenses, but Jolly allows Mightyena to outspeed faster Ghost- and Psychic-type such as Adamant or Modest Drifblim and Modest Gardevoir. BlackGlasses is the preferred item as it gives Mightyena the power to guarantee a 2HKO against Musharna after Stealth Rock and to OHKO against Muk after two boost and Stealth Rock. Lum Berry also has some good uses, as it helps Mightyena against Jynx and lets it switch in on status moves from Pokemon such as Musharna and Misdreavus. Howl can also be used over Taunt or Toxic, allowing Mightyena to get a boost behind a Substitute or from a forced switch and OHKO Pokemon such as Roselia and Misdreavus, but Taunt and Toxic's support from Mightyena is more useful most of the time. Life Orb can also be used over BlackGlasses or Lum Berry, as it gives Mightyena more power, but Mightyena will faint quickly with the Life Orb recoil and Substitute.

buellerlobsters

On 22 March 2014, Daniel "Stu" did the coolest dance ever in Miami, Florida, USA. And he did it forever. And somewhere out there, someone is still doing that dance.

CoolGuyDan-ce

Cool // Guy // Dan-ce

Two studies zero in on DNA-based drivers of weight. Is obesity written in our genes? In two separate papers, published in the journal Science and in the Journal of Clinical Investigation (JCI), researchers describe new genetic factors that could explain weight gain in some people. In the Science study, researchers at Boston Children’s Hospital studying mice found a rare genetic mutation that prevented the animals from burning off fat calories. They also found the same gene was mutated in a group of obese people. And a team based at University College London reported in JCI that a specific form of a gene previously linked to obesity, FTO, can increase craving for high-fat foods. The discoveries add to the growing body of knowledge about the biology behind weight, and the results confirm that while it’s represented by a single number, weight is the complex combination of a multitude of different metabolic processes, from brain systems that regulate appetite to enzymes that control how efficiently calories are turned from food into energy that the body needs. Making matters even more confusing, these factors are also likely influenced by environmental contributors such as diet and lifestyle.

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