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when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.

rpg

mfw is a really stupid acronym. Also, I worked really hard on this and it looks really pretty.

mfwmfw

It does what it says on the tin.

detonatorpriest

Florence + The Machine overlaid with "Old School" (2003) This has been sitting on my desktop for months, finally finished it tonight. Had to go to a mental ward for three months after being kidnapped by violent gunmen. Life is cool.

ihadadreamaboutoldschool

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver

The heat is on. It is, look.

the-heat-is-on

It is // // Look

I take no credit, but it needed to be on YTMND with the song. Original reddit thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/22fyoy/dogecoin_animated_gif/ Creator: http://www.reddit.com/user/Fred_237

dogecoinmachine

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elfvur

Here goes nothing. The theme for the first round is "appliances". Put "T5:" at the beginning of your site's title (example: "T5: [code]This is the title of my site[/code]"). Post it by Tuesday of next week (March 11)! Good luck!

TournamenTMND5-Round1

IT'S ON!! // //

it's like Cheetahmen II on NES, the levels aren't adding up

umfuldmuseumpart3

EasyGif Animator pretty much poops on anything it compresses; Why do I still use it? After screwing up 3 years in a row it was time for some time

deathcannon

I saw it on a GIF with sound comp. All rights reserved to Mr. JamaicanBaconify and that arabian guy who recorded the ostrich.

ostrichrun

She's got it goin' on.

CinnamonGenesis

PEACE // LOVE // JOY

She's got it goin' on.

GenesissMom

LOVE // PEACE // JOY

resistance derp a derp a derp.

brandonbrandon

Brandon said it on G+ // it must be True //

It is the only candy Moya keeps stocked on board.

ihatestarburst

Prepare // for // Starburst

And I've got so little left to lose, that it feels just like I'm walking on broken glass!

ethanlennox

It's funny, you see, because Kai Winn only PRETENDS to walk the path of the Prophets. The bitch.

itsaputon

// EMINENCE // FRONT

On second thought, let's not listen to this music. It is a silly song.

socuciusergalla

Ah // Yes //

linda is crazy

itputsthelindaonitsskin

IT PUTS // THE LINDA // ON ITS SKIN

a buddah statue with an alien on it

alienbuddah

Let it burn // //

Nick makes it rain on sodas nipples

SodaGetsRainedOn

I // MAKE // IT RAIN

I found this on my Tumblr page. I reblogged it in my page, I just saw something weird! Darnit Cally, don't you dare stuff things up your butt! If you're in big trouble! ): (

cally

Click this, you will now see Snorting Pig had sex, and also plays video games for let's plays, it will rape you! And that'll be funny, if someone should saw this, and hear this with your earbuds on!

snortingpigsquealloud

Based on Darth Vader's quote and robot chicken's joke based off of it.

Alteringthedeal

I am altering the quote. // Pray I don't alter it // any further.

Keep absolutely still, it's vision is based on movement.

treehugginghippie

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

gug gug gug gug gug gug gug gug

ohgiraffe

Cry me a fucking river, so I // can sail down it on the // world's smallest violin.

Does what it says on the tin

antifluffy

HA! // GO FUCK // YOURSELF!

No wonder Max hasn't been around....well at least now we know. First YTMND. Hope it makes you giggle like a little school girl on Christmas morning.

maxtwerk