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Many YTMNDers know who the "Gay Pimp" Jonny McGovern is. What you may not know is that Jonny has had a podcast since January 2006 called "Gay Pimpin' With Jonny McGovern." In addition to Jonny, it has had a cast of other entertaining characters such as lesbian comedian Julie Goldman, actress Brandy Howard, computer expert Martin Beauchamp ("Straighty/Straight Boy Martin"), and drag queen Linda James. One of the most enduring characters is drag queen ErickaToure Aviance, of the legendary House of Aviance. Often mentioned on the show has been her numerous sexual encounters, particularly with "straight" men, and her softer, gentler side, represented by her going "behind the waterfall," a place where all her favorite beautiful things such as unicorns are. The song "Behind the Waterfall" is based on her going "behind the waterfall" to escape the stresses of normal, everyday life, both in and out of drag. I like the song because we all need a place to escape sometimes. My "waterfall" tends to be conservatively-leaning political news, YouTube and YTMND. Enjoy the song, and please remember to buy it at your favorite online music retailer if you like it.

behindthewaterfall

WORK ERICKA! // //

extreme racism hardcore pornography anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) pictures of your friends or enemies someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. blatant copyright infringement complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with) finding random images on the internet and putting them to dumb random songs extreme racism hardcore pornography anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) pictures of your friends or enemies someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. blatant copyright infringement complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with) finding random images on the internet and putting them to dumb random songs extreme racism hardcore pornography anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) pictures of your friends or enemies someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. blatant copyright infringement complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with) finding random images on the internet and putting them to dumb random songs extreme racism hardcore pornography anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) pictures of your friends or enemies someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. blatant copyright infringement complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with) finding random images on the internet and putting them to dumb random songs extreme racism hardcore pornography anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) pictures of your friends or enemies someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. blatant copyright infringement complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with)

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In response to NunicaMusicChannel posting the original version of "I Feel For You" by Rufus and Chaka Khan, I've decided to post a very cool cover of the song by freestyle singer Stephanie Marano. This song was released in 1995 on her album [i]Symphony of Love[/i], but I didn't know about it until a few years later when a friend introduced it to me. It's become my favorite version of the song. Again, please enjoy it, and buy it on iTunes if you really like it. By the way, for you LazyTown/Stephanie fad fans, her brother Adam remixed the LazyTown intro theme in 2006.

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I FEEL 4 U // I THINK I // LOVE YOU

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Tilt your screen and look at it on an angle.

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descritions

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Everybody do that bump! If you're like 10, this was what you missed out on, go look it up and have your mind fucked.

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BUMP IN // THA NIGHT //

Shaq steps backwards on a road with a rainbow sky. Exactly what it says on the tin.

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WHY AM I DOING THIS

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HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THAT YTMND // WILL STILL EXIST AS A WEBSITE?IT // WILL PROBABLY DIE WITHIN 20 YEAR

Sunspear is the ancient stronghold of House Martell and the capital of Dorne. It is located in the far south-east far-eastern coast of westeros, and is surrounded on three sides by the sea.

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This was going to be my first GIMP image, but I got stuck on a couple of parts and just went ahead and finished it in Paint.

mediabias

Go on, do it.

brodyquest

BRODYQUEST // //

The 1964 Beach Boys Christmas album ended on one side with them singing Aud Lang Syne, which ended with Denny wishing everyone a merry Christmas. Denny screwed up and misspoke, and they left it in the song. Playing this in the morning was the only thing that would get my roommate out of bed in college.

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i made this before but i deleted it cuz u ppl thought it sucked, well i DONT CARE.. it's goin on my profile.

itscool

it looks like johnny bravo actually exists in real life. the show on cartoon network must have been based on him

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// // bravo time

Was listening to music while reading an article about a cloud plume on Mars - this song came up when I reached the gif in the article. It fit.

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MARS WILL ONLY // BREAK BREAK // YOUR BREAK BREAK

Hi all! My name is Twan, and I'm from The Netherlands! (yea, that awsome country). There is this newspaper in my country called "Metro". They offer 1 person to go into space! (no joke!) The only this you need is a good story, and votes. The people with the most votes go to a jury, and they will pick one person to go to space. I already have 1119 votes. But the person who is #1 has almost 4000 votes, I currently 7th. So my question is: Would you please vote for me? This is a unique opportunity! I really want to go. It is amazing to see the earth from outer space. So would you please go to this link: http://bit.ly/GDvHTS and vote for me? =D It litterly takes 3 seconds. Just click on the little yellow button at the bottom right of my story =) I would love you forever if you can get me to space! =) Thank you in advance! Greetz, Twan

journeytospace

its partyy mouse time.partyy mouse is ready to party hard again and force herself on the ytmnd community.

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// // vote 5

Lil Wayne Broods on the Essence of Matter and its Origins of Creation (Conversation with Eros and Thanatos)

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I THOREAU IT ON THE GROUND. I'M NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM.

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I THOREAU IT // ON THE // GROUND

In the event the FBI sets its sights on YTMNDs, might I suggest...?

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YOU // CAN'T SEE // SHIT

Hatter's first day at the banque

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The real Nigel Thornberry has been found! Have NO idea who this guy in the pic is. Just found it on Google when I looked up Mal Evans. Probably some friend of the Beatles, or something. Or, maybe it really IS Nigel Thornberry!

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Blaaaaargh! // //

Moon Man gets his posse from the various mooniverses together for another cover, this time Tik Tok by Ke$ha. Props to moonmanfan for the idea and farkle for help with the lyrics. -------- Wake up in the morning feeling like Mike Richards, Grab my noose, I'm out the door, I'm gonna lynch some niggers, Before I leave, kick your cat, into a pile of tacks, Then I'm gonna kill your grandma just so you pay inheritance tax. Then he'll set fire to KFC, C. And the N AA C P, P. He's doing arsony, ny. Milf-raping, using lava as lube, lube, Sawing off your mother's boob, boob, Making a vat of boiled nigger soup... Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every nigger jew and spic. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every afro wearing bitch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Well Pube Muppet is my bitch, and I'm his puppeteer, and Sun Man's picking cotton, while Klown Face is acting queer. Now Audrina's begging for a turn to blow my moon trumpet, but I'm busy baking Charles' family into a crumpet. I'm always violating civil rights, rights, Creating a world for whites, whites, Bitches downvote my sites, sites. Now, now we go til max kicks us out, out, Or til SOPA shuts it down, down, SOPA shuts it down, down, SOPA shut it....down. Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every, one whose name is Mitch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Some Mexicans under a bridge, Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh ol ololol oh! Oh, olololol oh! Moon Man, He steals your socks, He rapes your hamster, With his Moon Cock, He can cure cancer. I'll put into, your mother's cunt, a shopping cart, full of angry panthers. Moon Man, He makes commercials, And kills Afghanis, If you're not careful, He'll replace your granny. He calls you gay, On Groundhog Day, And then I'll say KKKKKK! Now the torture don't stop 'til your mother gives in, Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Your mom with an AIDs filled syringe. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, if you flinch, He will give your nipples a pinch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!

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His show really hits close to home... It's based on his personal experiences.

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Daddy's Home // //

YOU MAY HAVE TO REFRESH I DUNNO SORTA --- Fact: Completely stolen from "Darede" on reddit, who used gifsound.com. Thought I would whore out the idea and put it on here. All credit goes to Darede. --- fyi, gifsound may make YTMND obsolete. Maybe.

moveyrhandsup

Ok, I was looking for this particular song on here, but did not find it. This will take up like 3 mb of server space, which isn't much, so eat me. There are lot of worse ytmnd's out there using more space.

anotheroneyeah

Yes, it's Black For A Day. Right on!

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Right on! // //

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kefier

// VOTE 5 //