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Unwanted sexual advances, requests for sexual favors, and other verbal and physical conduct of a sexual nature constitute sexual harassment.

ucantgetiton

a big shoutout to my grrl u8a22 for her original video. did not try to steal your song, only give its awesomeness much more airplay! rock on! and the gregory brothas for remixing it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VsXe3Pu1fE

sunnydnrum

sunny d n' rum // // YUM! YUM!

Tomorrow (meaning today) is going to possibly be a stressful day so I plan to get drunk alone tomorrow night and cry myself to sleep listening to Diana Ross's If We Hold On Together, Vitamin C's Graduation, and Queen's No-One But You. Then I will wake up and realize it was all a dream.

jumbuck

Write it on your hand

writeitonyourhand

its not bad....i made the gif on gifsoup.com

supalol

Dance! // Dance! // Dance!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

pauladeanissofuckingunstoppable

Obama takes a chance putting his hand on a soldier...

OGTFO

Put That Hand On Me Again // (Vacationer in Chief) // You Won't Get It Back!

Break your back, yo rock and roll! Get your Ronald Reagan back on! Here we go, wazoo! Move it like a Reagan! Hey boy, rock and roll! Gandalf, you got a chance to make a grandma! Gandalf, you gotta dive into the splenda!

moveitlikeareagan

Hitler wants to get a new, hip, urban image for Nazism. It's surprising how on-board T-Pain was with the idea.

alltheydoiswin

PUT YA HANDS IN THE AIR! // // MAKE EM STAY THERE!

This goes out to the late Ronnie James Dio. As a big fan, I feel that I need to make a memorial. It's never too late for that. So with that, I say you were the best metal singer ever. Rock on wherever you may be.

passthetorch

Brady's catch took place on Dec. 22, 2001 against Miami. It was the last regular season home game at the old stadium (the last game ever being the 'tuck rule' game). The pass was thrown by Kevin Faulk. I can't really tell what game the first part is from. If I had to guess I'd figure the gif was made from the same video regarding the 2001 season so it very well could be a TD pass Brady threw to Terry Glenn on Oct. 14th, 2001 against San Diego. But that's just a wild guess. - Nothingman

bradytobrady

On solarvideo.com it reccomends the perfect movies for all kinds of genres

Jasonmom

Clouds have been plotting against humanity for thousands of years, this we know, but now they are finally unleashing their master plan to destroy all humans! I know this may sound like bullshit but it is true, and us here at the LOLCAT -(League of Lucid Cardiographers and Tacos) Are working on a million dollar project to permanently put an end to the evils that are plaguing our skies, but sadly we only have a budget of $0 so we're asking you, YES YOU, for help. Will YOU help your fellow humans in this battle for humanity?! OR WILL YOU JUST SIT THERE AND DO NOTHING!!! YOU MUST DECIDE THE FATE OF OUR WORLD WITH YOUR SPONSORSHIP!!

MothafuckinDanger

HOLY SHIT // //

Rock out to poop? Why, yes. Yes, you can. This is a song I recorded in the late 1990s and found on a CD I burned in 2000. Yes, it's 100% original. The song was originally recorded using some seriously wonky equipment. The vocals were belted through a Radio Shack cheap 7-dollar microphone and the multitrack on a Tascam 424 for those that remember that thing. The drums are fake and from a keyboard. All the guitars are real. The only thing different is that I added in a guitar at the end (which is why it sounds so different from the other) because that section was originally intended for a solo I never recorded. Instead I just added in a rhythm track because it seemed to fit better. Lyrics: ((PFFT)) DIARRHEA DIARRHEA YEAH ((PFFT)) PEOPLE THINK IT'S GROSS, BUT I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD ON TOAST DIARRHEA DRIVING IN MY CHEVY, AND I FEEL SOMETHING HEAVY DIAHHREA WHEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE HALL, AND I FEEL SOMETHING FALL DIARRHEA SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND I FEEL SOMETHING BURST DIARRHEA SLIDING INTO THIRD, AND I FEEL A WET TURD DIARRHEA YEAH DIARRHEA WHEN SOMETHING IS THE MATTER, AND I FEEL SOMETHING SPLATTER DIARRHEA WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY FEET, AND IT CAME FROM MY SEAT DIARRHEA WHEN I'M SLIDING INTO HOME, AND I FEEL SOMETHING'S BLOWN DIARRHEA WHEN I'M BREAKING ON THE BOWL, AND A WAVE COMES FROM THE HOLE DIARRHEA YEAH OOP! OH MAN, I GOTTA WIPE MY ASS. HEH HEH HEH HEH. ((PFFT))

diarrheasong

SLIDIN' INTO THIRD // AND I FEEL A WET TURD // DIARRHEA!

hey guys, reposting this site again so you can all see it and vote 5 on it again.

hippodance3

HEY GUYS // DID YOU SEE THIS SITE BEFORE? // IF NOT, VOTE 5

Paul Muad Dib make it rain on them hoes

paulmakeitrainonthemhoes

Batman beats it on Jamie Lynn Spears.

batmasturbation

soapalope made a site, deleted it, and then reposted it. ryanmontana liked it and made one, and then they told 2 friends, and so on and so on, and so on, and so on We Did It!!

yetagain

Facebook is horrible! It takes so much time out of your life and gives all of you friends anything on your profile you let them get ahold of.

facebooksuck

Facebook SUCKS // Facebook BLOWS //

I always feel like Gabe Newell's watching me. Tell me, is it just on steam?

gabeswatching

In the time it took me to make this, 600,000 students from China just graduated with engineering degrees. What are you spending your money on this weekend?

stepup3d

// Everything you need to know // about me is in my dancing

THIS GIRL LIKES "WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION?" SITE AND POSTED IT ON HER OWN SITE

linker

http://sheisontherun.tumblr.com // /page/3 //

British Knights were a dope shoe that had the late 1980s and early 1990s on lock-down. BK's were not for the faint hearted - they sported massive decals, plastic add-ons and had tongues bigger than oven mitts. They were particularly popular with basketballers, crip gangbangers] and homeboys. Its rumoured that 76% of hip hop and techno artists during the 1990s wore British Knights at one time or the other. The remaining 24% wore a combination of adidas, puma, Troop and SPX. British Knights fell off after the golden age of hip hop] era ended - largely in part due to idiots claiming nike was a better brand. These idiots have so far eluded the old skool] police, but when they are caught, they will experience large amounts of pain for their silly views. -UD

britishknights

Hit me with your best shot.

Babyhitter

Hit me, with your best shot! // Bring it on! // Seriously. Seriously, do it.

Superman is allergic to salted popcorn, so he has to dump the popcorn all over the floor and use the bowl as a shit bucket. Lex Luthor's house is really really big, so big that not even Superman has time to speed over to the restroom. But the power of Superman's rectum shoots the diarrhea out so fast that the bowl breaks. Some of Superman's projectile shit gets on the scattered popcorn that is all over the floor. Lex Luthor's mother enters the room and thinks it's chocolate popcorn. So she takes off all her clothes and gets down on her hands and knees to eat the chocolate popcorn citing the 5 second rule. But Lex Luthor's mom is allergic to chocolate, so she picks up the broken pieces of the bowl and attempts to fit them back together on the floor, and then shits all over it. Lex Luthor is very upset that everyone is allergic to everything; and is even more sore that his new carpet is now a disaster. So Lex Luthor calls 1-800-STEEMER, for Stanley's Carpet Cleaning services.

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An endless tube... don't stare too long on it ;)

blacktube

It was recently reported that the simple fix to the iphone 4 dropping calls was a simple piece of duct tape on the side of the antenna. I cannot believe this.

iphoneducttape

"The humor of everyday life is way funnier than what the comedians do on TV. It's the stuff that happens right in front of your face when there's no routine and everything is unexpected."

harveypekar

// Harvey Pekar // (1939-2010)

Just what it says on the tin.

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