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In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. This has been a TERRIBLE month, with the deaths of Muhammad Ali, Kimbo Slice and Gordie Howe, and the murder of Christina Grimmie. As if that wasn't bad enough, then a homophobic Islamic terrorist murders 50 people and injures 53 others in a shooting at Orlando's premier gay nightclub, Pulse. On top of that, another homophobic scumbag tried to kill people at a gay pride parade in Los Angeles today as well. To top it all off, Syrian president Bashar al-Assad and the Russian air force bombed rebel forces in Idlib and indiscriminately murdered many innocent people in doing so. WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD IN JUNE 2016? I hope next month is better. >:(

june2016worstmonthever

BEST // MONTH // EVER

Microsoft wants you to crossreference your computer to sites and get hacked. See the big yes, see the non-no button its not a button its in the other thing which makes it not a button. there are no analog buttons like that anywhere, its not classified as a button this shit on this part of windows sucks. they want yoru computer cross linked to a site, which will get you hacked. just like 3rd party cookies are spyware, and microsoft didnt want to remove those, give you the option to turn them off, in ie6, i think it was. They said they didnt want them to not get money. i cant find the fucking link anymore, anyway i watched it. ever seen the commercial where the burn this folder to cd icon was put in every folder on vista? yaa its there still. gotta say that page when it opens, also bothers you when the page slides down when that popup, comes up when the page opens and slides the page down, getting in your way, making you push the button to get rid of the shit. include it in the os not claim some fake word dlc or some fucking bullshit.

microsoft3rdpartycookiesie6

This was posted on /r/Pokemon, and it was impossible to resist.

Whatpokemonseewhentheydie

Everytime I hear this song on the radio, I instantly start singing cheeto's for frito's or some god damn form of chip. Dorrito's? Idk but Lido just doesn't quite fit for me, so I edited it with my voice singing cheeto's the way it should be.

lolcheetos

sams muscles run around the room someone already had this, somewhere on the internet, but i was looking for it cause i had the idea, but i couldnt save it so,.. i had to make my own.

wkuk

Animated Gif // //

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RonaldoRoss

If it's on Wikipedia it must be true!

redpandasinspace

red pandas // in // SPAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!

Video for the song can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQBH9dNUu4 Lyrics: awwwwwww yeahhhh folks here we go, it's time to listen to the ultimate obscene song awwwwwwww YEAHHHHHHHHHH, o fuck yes bitch ass bitch, cock sucking btich ass penis up a whores vagina oh she has another mans dick in her mouth and a third mans dick in her anus, a fourth mans dick titty fucking her and shes jerking off two other men with her hands yeahhhhhhhhhhh, oh fucking cocksucking bitch ass bitch. ohhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaa. oh sometimes during sex a man performs cunnilingus on his woman, oh sometimes he even licks her anus for his sake i hope theres no poo nuggets, that's right folks i hope theres no poo nuggets in her anus when he licks it ohhhhhhh fucking cocksucking bitch ass god damn son of a bitch in the ass. ahhhh fucking bastard cocksucking ass god damn mother fucking bitch ass bitch, oh a guy that fucks his mom and fucks his dad too, he fucks his parents because hes into that sort of thing, oh fuck ass btich ass cocksucking goddamn bastard bitch penis vagina fucking bitch ass bitch, fucking bastard cock sucking asshole mother fucking goddamn son of a bitch ass bitch ass fucking cocksucking penis licking cunnilingus giving son of a bitch yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, oh we are near the end of my fucking cocksucking bitch ass ultimate obscene song, oh yeah folks i hope you have enjoyed my fucking cocksucking son of a bitch god damn bitch ass fucking bitch ass bitch of a song, oh i know my song was penis of a vagina good, but now it has to come to an end, ohhhh i hope you have enjoyed it, awwwwwww yeah it was a fucking goooood song bye fatman AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHH THEEEEEEEEEEEE ENDDDDDDD AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAA

fatmanultimateobscenesong

I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Kanye See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye I even had the pink Polo, I thought I was Kanye What if Kanye made a song, about Kanye? Called "I Miss The Old Kanye," man that would be so Kanye That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye

KayneNBALove

Mike Tyson loses it on the set of CP24 during an interview.

miketysonmashup

お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。 I still masturbate while eating top ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face If you give no effort If you got no money Then i got a cheap method Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch Now thats a real education fuck books If you wanna make in college acknowledge All the flavors that be dropping Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talkin' bout ramen This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.

ramenking

Ramen King // Pink Guy // "ey b0ss"

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch

all around me are // familiar faces //

BB-8 (Blood Baller 8) is a Blood. R2-D2 (Ready 2 Die 2-day) is a Crip. It's on. West side!

droidsidestory

Droid // Side // Story

CAUSE SO MUCH CHAOS ON THIS SITE THAT WE ARE ABLE TO BRING IT BACK FROM THE DEAD.

professionalgreifers

CHECK THE DESCRIPTION // #OPERATIONSHITPOSTYTMND // SPREAD THE WORD

the partyy mouse fad will never die.it will keep going on forever

mousesite

vote 5 // //

COME ON AND RIDE IT

releasetrain

COME ON RIDE THE TRAIN // // AND RIDE IT

Mandi is love mandi is lyfe

Soldiblaze

suck on a mandi // you might stroke on it // I understand that gagging

No I am not planning on going on some idiotic spam attack. I'm merely archiving this because 1. it's legendary and 2. it's the only good site JoshCube has ever made.

poohsoda

Cuz I got more flavors that YIPES! STRIPES! FRUIT STRIPE GUM!

fruitstripelayitonme

CUZ I GOT MORE FLAVORS // THAN YIPES! STRIPES! // FRUIT STRIPE GUM!

This Has Been Upgraded With Video On It

SugarSugarLol

Darth Stapler takes the STAPLIS on a ride through the TNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMe VNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOrtex which subjects it to trans-temporal distortion which is really just a way of saying that I continually resized and rotated the image as I pasted it so the quality continued to deteriorate over the course of the gif

gayzytown

heres where valve violates the internet anonimity law. depriving people of the so called, FUN, they claimed to of put in Team Fortress 2, when they stole the game from users who paid for it in cash, at wal-mart, and got free users in the game not a free game, free users, to give them money for a gambling habit. which now they force your information to get you into their thing on something they never made. violating my internet anonimity, with their greey and absolute worthlesss contribution to anything. The game was stolen so this is an attack. Next they'll force you in everyting else to do this, the ENTIRE INTERNET destroying it in the process whilst violating the internet anonimity act. NO they wont destroy the internet by some agreeing or some thing theyll ever vouch themselves, they actually done. theyll force everyone on to it, actually destroying it in the process. the lest that will come out of it, will at best, be a shitty ass old tv they want you to pay 50,000 dollars for. good to see you guys.

valveviolatesinternetanonimity

If someone loans you a GoPro, don't leave video on it

gonepro

You can't let this get on U&C! The very fate of humanity depends on it!

hurry-up

My first halloween themed song, people say it sounds "empty", like something in the background is missing... Could u give me feedback on how to make it better? thanks.

HCPsong

Green is the sixth studio album by the American alternative rock band R.E.M. and their first release for Warner Bros. Records. Released in November 1988, the album continued to explore political issues both in its lyrics and packaging. To promote Green, the band embarked on an 11-month world tour and released four singles: "Orange Crush", "Stand", "Pop Song 89", and "Get Up". Background and recording With the release of Document in 1987, R.E.M. fulfilled its contract with I.R.S. Records. Frustrated that its records did not see satisfactory overseas distribution, in early 1988 the band told I.R.S. head Jay Boberg that it was leaving the label. Guitarist Peter Buck also explained that his group felt it was being pressured to sell well by I.R.S., yet felt I.R.S.'s distributor MCA Records did not consider the ensemble a priority. R.E.M.'s management then approached any record companies that expressed interest in the band. Though other labels offered more money, R.E.M. ultimately signed a deal with Warner Bros. Records—reportedly between $6 million and $12 million—due to the company's assurance of total creative freedom. In light of its move to a major label, the band became defensive in interviews about accusations from some fans who claimed it was selling out. R.E.M. began the album process by recording demos at Robbie Collins' Underground Sound Recording Studio in Athens, Georgia. Bill Berry, Peter Buck and Mike Mills recorded the basic tracks in two configurations: (1) guitar, bass, and drums and (2) percussion, mandolin, and accordion. The demos were mixed by Robbie Collins, Buren Fowler (guitar tech for Pete Buck and later member of Drivin' & Cryin'), and David LaBruyere (later bassist for Vic Varney, Michelle Malone, and John Mayer) and presented to R.E.M. management. Michael Stipe used these recordings for his vocal arrangements. The band recorded the studio album at Ardent Studios in Memphis, Tennessee, with Scott Litt producing. Music In a 1988 interview, Peter Buck described Green as an album that didn't feature any typical R.E.M. songs. Describing the band's standard output as "Minor key, mid-tempo, enigmatic, semi-folk-rock-balladish things", the guitarist noted that for Green, "We wrote major key rock songs and switched instruments." Singer Michael Stipe had reportedly told his bandmates to "not write any more R.E.M.-type songs". Bassist Mike Mills argued that Green was an experimental record, resulting in an album that was "haphazard, a little scattershot". Band biographer David Buckley wrote, "[S]onically, Green is all over the place, the result being a fascinatingly eclectic album rather than a unified artistic move forward". Green was reputedly envisioned as an album where one side would feature electric songs and the other, acoustic material, with the plan failing to come to fruition due to a lack of acoustic songs deemed fit for release. David Buckley highlighted three main musical strands on Green: "ironic pop songs" like "Stand" and "Pop Song 89", harder-hitting tracks such as "Orange Crush" and "Turn You Inside-Out", and "pastoral acoustic numbers" that had Peter Buck playing mandolin, with "The Eleventh Untitled Song" singled out as an anomaly. Buck had become fond of playing acoustic music with his friends in that period, and thus purchased an "oddly-shaped Italian mandolin-cum-lyre" in 1987; he would play the instrument on three of the tracks on Green. From this period onward, R.E.M. would swap instruments among members, and on Green the group also incorporated accordion, cello, and lap steel guitar.

datarem

It is Green. // //

Written by John Hobbs. It was aired on The Disney Channel all over the world (including Canada).

NameDropperDisneyChannelCanada

Tonight // on // The Disney Channel Canada

Best song in the game - unfortunately it only plays on a secret level, once for a few seconds on a normal level, and on a level in the 2000 version at the end of the game

savara

Imagine a Canadian version of "Home Improvement," add Canadian-born comedian Steve Smith and call him by his not-so-handyman alias, Red Green, and you have this series, a sitcom-sketch comedy hybrid. It is set in the fictional town of Possum Lake, Canada, and follows the mishaps of Red, the leader of the Possum Lodge men's club, and his nephew, Harold, in their plight to be good handymen. Other regulars on the show include cheapskate Dalton Humphrey, one of Red's best friends, and local forest ranger Ranger Gord.

redgreentimemachine

jump

intheheartoflubbock

deep in the // heart of // lubbock