| ?A Very NUMB Birthday |
Ourai |
(1.80) |
1,033 |
2009-05-26 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
averyNUMBbirthday
site text:
// Birthdaybirthdaybirthdaybirthday //
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| ?I hear its Impish's birthday!! |
ShazGuy |
(1.80) |
534 |
2009-09-06 |
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description:
call on me, call on me
call on me, call on me
call on me, call on me
call on me, call on me
call on meeeee,
I'm the same boy I used to be
I'm the same boy I used to be
call on me, call on me
call on me, call on me
call on me, call on me
call
domain:
impish
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| ?happy bday samuelll |
tommehverse |
(1.80) |
650 |
2013-05-27 |
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description:
happy birthday mr president ;)
domain:
samuelcordnermatthews
site text:
happy birthday // big boy //
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| ?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
939 |
2014-04-15 |
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description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
site text:
We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver
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| ?Boner Neill's 22nd Birthday Shindig |
thejackal07 |
(1.80) |
1,549 |
2006-04-26 |
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description:
Sorry Take 2
domain:
boneill
site text:
Your cordially invited to puke o // On his 22nd Birthday @ Conner La // Thursday @ 7PM
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| ?herzlichenglückwunschllama |
Zomgcopter |
(1.80) |
312 |
2006-07-24 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
lolllamabdaynazilol
site text:
HAPPY // BIRTHDAY // YOU WHORE
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| ?joshbirthday |
mrthemike |
(1.80) |
670 |
2008-01-05 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
joshbirthday
site text:
LOL it's Josh's 28th A // Birthday Celebration // Dublin Square. January 25th. 7pm
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| ?Happy Birthday Henderson |
dutchmasterson |
(1.80) |
472 |
2009-06-26 |
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description:
Happy Birthday Jennifer Henderson
domain:
jenhenderson
site text:
Happy // Birthday // Henderson
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| ?Julie and Shama Birthday |
djbraj |
(1.83) |
623 |
2004-07-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
julieshama
site text:
Transit // Aug 14 // PARTY
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| ?Happy B-Day Travis |
Powerbearsarehot |
(1.83) |
293 |
2007-03-14 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
travisbrithdaysurprise
site text:
Happy Birthday Kiddo // //
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| ?Happy Birthday, Ryan |
truxxor |
(1.83) |
853 |
2014-08-12 |
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description:
Happy Birthday, Ryan!
domain:
birthdayryan
site text:
YOU WERE BORN // //
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| ?Commie Smurfs |
captbob8789 |
(1.83) |
698 |
2006-05-26 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
smurfsrule
site text:
This is my bro. // // Today... Is his birthday.
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| ?aint no sunshine in tirol |
Menelec |
(1.86) |
9,362 |
2005-09-27 |
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description:
bible, rape, sex, jezus, darth vader, futurama, simpsons, harry potter, lol, omgf, baby, friends, bush, america, banana, mario, zelda, movie, matrix, lord of the rings, akira, anime, hentai, birthday, kermit, rick james, allah, god, man, woman, porn, whor
domain:
aint-no-sunshine-in-tirol
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| ?Happy Birthday Liisa! |
sillyshit |
(1.86) |
464 |
2008-08-11 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
happybdayliisa
site text:
Happy Birthday Liisa! // //
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| ?Goth Alice in Wonderland? |
juliuse15 |
(1.87) |
2,559 |
2007-01-05 |
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description:
Alice isnt so happy on her un-birthday
domain:
gothalicewonder
site text:
goth alice // in // WONDERLAND?
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| ?Happy Birthday Jim Norton |
lastdeadmouse |
(1.89) |
1,196 |
2006-08-09 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
jimnortonbirthday
site text:
Happy // birthday // Jimmy!
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| ?HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESSE |
danielwow12 |
(1.89) |
738 |
2007-01-13 |
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description:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOL
domain:
bdayjesse
site text:
HAPPY // BIRTHDAY // JESSE, LOL
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| ?Happy Fuckin' Birthday, Jess. |
Grahzny |
(1.89) |
1,338 |
2007-02-02 |
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description:
innit she adorable?
domain:
jessisthebes
site text:
Happy // Birthday // Jess!
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| ?India's Birthday |
Cinemamonkey |
(1.89) |
707 |
2004-05-06 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
Indiabirthday
site text:
Happy Birthday // to my dearest friend //
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| ?Urb's the best- Around! |
Cojax |
(1.90) |
1,256 |
2005-05-19 |
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description:
OHSPIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ENDGAMERADIO
domain:
blooddumpster
site text:
He's // The best- // AROUND!
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| ?Klingon gANGSTA |
MREDz0rs |
(1.92) |
1,402 |
2006-02-15 |
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description:
WORF WORF WORF its your birthday >:O
domain:
LivelongYo
site text:
// Rawk on mutha //
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| ?Happy Birthday Adolph!!!! |
funinthesun91 |
(1.93) |
520 |
2006-04-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
adolphscbday
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| ?Happy Birthday Google |
ImTheDarkcyde |
(1.93) |
1,107 |
2006-09-27 |
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description:
Google celebrates its 8th birthday today
domain:
google8th
site text:
Happy // Birthday! //
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| ?HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! |
Dr-L337 |
(1.94) |
4,833 |
2006-09-04 |
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description:
Just a shoutout to my good friend, john. happy 26th birthday dude.
domain:
happybdayjohn
site text:
HAPPY // BIRTHDAY // JOHN!!!
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| ?HELLA BIRTHDAY |
yayytmnd |
(2.00) |
646 |
2011-04-07 |
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description:
HELLA BIRTHDAY
domain:
elesaurus
site text:
HELLA BIRTHDAY // HELLA BIRTHDAY // HELLA BIRTHDAY
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| ?Happy Birthday Whitney |
synapse177 |
(2.00) |
1,436 |
2004-06-02 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
happybirthdaywhitney
site text:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY // WHITNEY //
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| ?HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
mdiddy |
(2.00) |
583 |
2005-08-09 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
chrisbirthday
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| ?icu creamu man |
Menelec |
(2.00) |
7,081 |
2005-10-06 |
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description:
bible, rape, sex, jezus, darth vader, futurama, simpsons, harry potter, lol, omgf, baby, friends, bush, america, banana, mario, zelda, movie, matrix, lord of the rings, akira, anime, hentai, birthday, kermit, rick james, allah, god, man, woman, porn, whor
domain:
i-scream
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| ?HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERGIO!!!!11 |
goose13 |
(2.00) |
465 |
2005-10-13 |
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description:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERGIO!!!!11
domain:
sergioisbirthday
site text:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERGIO!!!!11 // //
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| ?Ay'la Aerie |
amped |
(2.00) |
1,004 |
2005-10-17 |
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description:
Ay'la Aerie
domain:
aerie
site text:
Happy Birthday // Ay'la Aerie!! // aka Angella
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