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Many YTMNDers know who the "Gay Pimp" Jonny McGovern is. What you may not know is that Jonny has had a podcast since January 2006 called "Gay Pimpin' With Jonny McGovern." In addition to Jonny, it has had a cast of other entertaining characters such as lesbian comedian Julie Goldman, actress Brandy Howard, computer expert Martin Beauchamp ("Straighty/Straight Boy Martin"), and drag queen Linda James. One of the most enduring characters is drag queen ErickaToure Aviance, of the legendary House of Aviance. Often mentioned on the show has been her numerous sexual encounters, particularly with "straight" men, and her softer, gentler side, represented by her going "behind the waterfall," a place where all her favorite beautiful things such as unicorns are. The song "Behind the Waterfall" is based on her going "behind the waterfall" to escape the stresses of normal, everyday life, both in and out of drag. I like the song because we all need a place to escape sometimes. My "waterfall" tends to be conservatively-leaning political news, YouTube and YTMND. Enjoy the song, and please remember to buy it at your favorite online music retailer if you like it.

behindthewaterfall

WORK ERICKA! // //

This is the first song on my first-ever YTMND compilation album [i]The YTMND Bailout Volume 1[/i]! Mike Adams, The Health Ranger, is known primarily for running alternative health Website http://naturalnews.com. In 2008, as the United States economy entered into a deep recession, the U.S. Congress and President George W. Bush approved a $700 billion bailout of financial institutions. In this song, Adams is highly critical of the bailout and those involved in it. Enjoy!

bailoutmoney

The MEV Exocet from Exomotive drops it hard on the road and track.

exomotivedropithard

A recreation of my first site on ytmnd, the only one I ever made in 2004, it was a big pile of shit, I deleted when max was asking members to delete sites to save server bandwidth,

nightgrooves

Scuse me // While I // Whip this out

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Black stripe, yellow paint Them niggas scared of it, but them ho's ain't Soon as I hit the club look at them ho's face Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake Suede insides, my engine roarin' It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it And I got the petal to the metal Got you niggas checkin' game, I'm ballin out on every level Hear them haters talk But there's nothing you can tell 'em Just made a million Got another million on my schedule No love for a nigga breakin' hearts No keys, push to start Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Got a call from my jeweler, this just in Bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends Not a lesbian, but she a freak though This ain't for one night, I'm shinin' all week, ho I'm sippin' Cliquot and rockin' yellow diamonds So many rocks up in my watch I can't tell what the time is Got a pocketful of big faces Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with tailored Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Stay high like how I'm supposed to do That crown underneath them clouds can't get close to you And my car look unapproachable Super clean but it's super mean She wanna fuck with them cats, smoke weed, count stacks Get fly, take trips and that's that, real rap I let her get high, she want and she feel that Convertible drop fill, '87 and the top peel back Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Yeah, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is You already know what it is, man And if you don't, you should by now Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow

goml

Get on my level. // //

Sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin.

itgetsbiggerwhenipullonit

Florence + The Machine overlaid with "Old School" (2003) This has been sitting on my desktop for months, finally finished it tonight. Had to go to a mental ward for three months after being kidnapped by violent gunmen. Life is cool.

ihadadreamaboutoldschool

I interrupt your regularly schedule chocked full of useless shit to bring you some facts that you should know. World Trade Center 7, according to the official story of the NIST(Nationa Institute of Standards and Technology), collapsed at 5:21:10 pm on the day of September 11th, 2001. It was the first ever skyscraper to collapse completely from the top down due to fires. It was not hit by a plane, I repeat, it was not hit by a plane. These are some examples of other skyscrapers that had fires from within that did not collapse. http://www.serendipity.li/wot/other_fires/other_fires.htm. The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance. ~Socrates

skyscrapersdontcollaspe

9/11 // Was A // Lie

ITS FUCKING BART AND FUCKING GEO ON THE SHIP AND SHIT

BARTGEOTITANIC

"Mr Grey don't tip." "He don't tip? Whaddya mean you don't tip?" "He doesn't believe in it." "Shut up. What do you mean you don't believe in it? Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard. I paid for your goddamn Iams!"

reservoirkitties

You shoot me in a // dream, you better wake up // and apologise!