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pumpupditwerk

68.232.178.41 -DiCKS- 24/7 Arena server so yeah this is the -DiCKS- clan and we're fucking HxC and we don't fuck around*, grade A playin' so if ur hatin' you can grab a dick and turn yourself into a cock-flavored push-pop bitch. we're in need of some quality admins, bug Faust about it. (*-DiCKS- is like the off-white crackbubbles that blister inbetween the yellow crooked teeth of some nappy-headed nagger on the sidewalk in Detroit)

DicksDicksBaby

-DiCKS- // //

Hi all! My name is Twan, and I'm from The Netherlands! (yea, that awsome country). There is this newspaper in my country called "Metro". They offer 1 person to go into space! (no joke!) The only this you need is a good story, and votes. The people with the most votes go to a jury, and they will pick one person to go to space. I already have 1119 votes. But the person who is #1 has almost 4000 votes, I currently 7th. So my question is: Would you please vote for me? This is a unique opportunity! I really want to go. It is amazing to see the earth from outer space. So would you please go to this link: http://bit.ly/GDvHTS and vote for me? =D It litterly takes 3 seconds. Just click on the little yellow button at the bottom right of my story =) I would love you forever if you can get me to space! =) Thank you in advance! Greetz, Twan

journeytospace

The 1964 Beach Boys Christmas album ended on one side with them singing Aud Lang Syne, which ended with Denny wishing everyone a merry Christmas. Denny screwed up and misspoke, and they left it in the song. Playing this in the morning was the only thing that would get my roommate out of bed in college.

thisisdenny

May day is payday if you sit on your ass waiting for a government check

MaydayisPayday

We're working on the page, don't break your stride. In the meantime, check us out on iTunes, Facebook, and Stitcher! -The Smart-Ass Podcast

SmartAssPodcastConstruction

Sitting on my washing machine, eating ice cream. It's cozy in this here garage.

splendidsweettea

YOU DON'T LIKE MUSE? // YOU DON'T LIKE PARAMORE? // YOU DON'T LIKE SWEET TEA?

It's starting to feel like summer; are you starting to feel like a Popsicle®? Find this and other jokes on your Popsicle® sticks all summer long!

WhatKindOfMusicSticksWithYou

TAPED MUSIC! // //

Eric Sykes was a fucking legend who deserves better than this nonsensical bullshit. But at least it wasn't LANDO IS NOT. Might as well take a great big shit on his grave.

sykes

WHEN THE BEATS IN THE HOUSE MA, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5; WHEN SKRILLEX TRIES TO GET AT YOU, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5; AND IF A DJ GET AN ATTITUDE, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5; I GOT SOME CHORDS ON MY MIX, I'MA SHOW YOU SOME TRICKS AND WHEN I PLAY MY HOTTEST RECORD, YOU'LL BE SHITTING SOME BRICKS

snoopmau5

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

Mc Hammer. <3 // //

rick reilly spirals out of control since leaving Sports Illustrated. Got caught asking for credit for Big Ben's shoulder injury before end of commercial break. Anyone watching seen it. Also others did post before him. Comical dbag, but hey he makes millions being lower than Skip Bayless.

rickreilly

Steve Young Stare // Reilly Sell Out // ESPN Loves Twitter & COCK

Look! It's Greg Daly on an effing horse!

gregonahorse

Greg Daly // on a // horse!!!

Does what it says on the tin.

RubMahBoobies

Rub // Mah // Boobies

I saw the gif on Tumblr and I felt like I had to make a meme out of it here... If anyone in the AKB48 fandom finds this, PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

yukosfaceneverchanges

Minecraft is a cool game and [spoil]You can hack on it[/spoil]. Its only 2$ [i]Lol JK Its 20$[/i] but its a cool game. You can use a cracked version of it. but if you like it support the creators buying the game.

MCnutshell

Griefing // is // Not fun!

Monty Python's summarise Proust competition features this soundbyte. It applies quite generally to all fails on this site and on the Internet at large, maybe in all our lives. I suppose I could kill myself, only then I'd miss the lulz as it were, and yet I wouldn't care much if I were dead, however the trolls need someone to annoy I'm sure.

startagain

Fail // //

No wonder Max hasn't been around....well at least now we know. First YTMND. Hope it makes you giggle like a little school girl on Christmas morning.

maxtwerk

a buddah statue with an alien on it

alienbuddah

Let it burn // //

And I've got so little left to lose, that it feels just like I'm walking on broken glass!

ethanlennox

She's got it goin' on.

GenesissMom

LOVE // PEACE // JOY

She's got it goin' on.

CinnamonGenesis

PEACE // LOVE // JOY

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elfvur

NU is a tier packed full of potential Stealth Rock users, many of whom share one of Golem's typings. However, there are many different reasons to choose Golem for a slot on your team. The best reason to choose Golem for your team is its dual Ground / Rock typing, which no other common Pokemon in NU shares. This allows it to take Flying-type moves with ease while also being immune to Electric-type attacks. It also gives Golem an additional STAB move to utilize, which Pokemon like Gigalith would love to have. Additionally, Golem is one of only a few Pokemon in the tier that is nearly guaranteed to set up Stealth Rock thanks to Sturdy, allowing Golem to live any one hit from full HP unless the opposing Pokemon has Mold Breaker. With these things in mind, Golem is usually better suited for more offensively oriented teams. Finally, while Golem may have exploitable Grass-, Water-, and Ground-type weaknesses and a low Special Defense stat, it is still a great Stealth Rock user that gets its job done well.

kalel

a kek so top it spins on its head

homelady

>not calling the big 1 bitey // m'lady.... m'cans // my precious antique cans

Unless it is digging your own grave. Go on and make your fingers hurt. It makes me feel GOOD! Unless you want to dig your own grave

fingershurt

This set capitalizes on Leavanny's typing and movepool, using its most useful moves in its arsenal as well as possible. It is mandatory for Leavanny to have STAB moves, as that is one of the few reasons to use it at all. Leavanny is usually attacking straight away since it does not want to waste turns when checks and counters are still in play—which is very often the case. Synthesis heals off any entry hazard damage taken, while also mitigating the damage done by Life Orb. Synthesis is also particularly useful, as it becomes a shield from Sucker Punch, which Leavanny can survive from any Pokemon in the tier at full health. Heal Bell is great for team support and also removes any status that gives Leavanny trouble. Synthesis, in conjunction with Heal Bell, allows Leavanny to beat various walls such as Alomomola and Wartortle, among various other Pokemon.

simbaaaaaa

Image used for when arma goes on sale in nc10, being imagined while it's no longer on sale

arma3endsale

So what if The Expendables 3 flopped at #4 at the box office? So what if it got bad reviews? And so what if the movie was rated PG-13 or if the movie was leaked on the Internet before its release in theaters? I'm at least glad the movie still managed to defeat The Giver.

expendablesvsgiver

Action movies will never die! // //

Making it rain on Pat

WoolieandPat