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I am sorry YTMND but the entire concept of drawing a game card with this green Plumpy guy on it and having to go back to ALMOST THE BEGINNING is hilarious even if you are not six years old.

plumpy

Hitler wants to get a new, hip, urban image for Nazism. It's surprising how on-board T-Pain was with the idea.

alltheydoiswin

PUT YA HANDS IN THE AIR! // // MAKE EM STAY THERE!

What's the difference between a dead squirrel and a dead trombonist lying in the road? The squirrel might have been on its way to a gig.

thehornsection

I was invited to participate in a world record attempt on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. HAD to dance. Couldn't contain it. Watch the segment at http://billyd.net/post/3609898653

jimmyshimmy

Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to Sheen, now back at your man, now back to Sheen. Sadly, he isn’t Sheen, but if he stopped using ladies scented marijuana and switched to crack rock, he could smell like he’s Sheen. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a mansion with the Sheen your man could rant like. What’s in your hand, back at Sheen. He has it, it’s an oyster with two kilos of that thing you love (hard, hard drugs). Look again, the drugs are now hookers. Anything is possible when your man smells like Charlie Sheen and not a lady. I’m on a whore.

fromthegoodpeoplethatbroughtyouseaorg

oqiuwhr

martin-luther-meatspin

This was originally made to convey a prank on my friend, Anna, who is scared shitless from the creepypasta, BEN. She loves YTMND's, so why not make one that the rest of you will laugh at, and it will get infinite luls from my friend/

annaalonzo

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE // // DONE THAT, ANNA!

The Kraken only has one weakness...also its a play on words. for people who know the Greek myth of Perseus

KrakenHasOneWeakness

My take on the sites I have seen on the character of Hodor. It sounds like an entry door for hookers - so I make a site for it.

hoedoor

At approximately 2200 UT on 19 May 1998, the PanAmSat Corporation's Galaxy 4 spacecraft experienced a failure in its attitude control system (Automatic Pointing Control, APC). Unfortunately, the backup system also had failed, either at that same time or earlier, so that the operators were unable to maintain stable Earth-link [Space News, 25-31 May 1998, p. 3]. The Galaxy 4 spacecraft is a heavily used communication satellite at geostationary orbit; its sudden failure caused the loss of pager service to some 45 million customers as well as numerous other communication outages.

galaxy4

i ate some stuff i found on the floor now i do not feel good the stuff was a weird smell and now i want to throw up it was strange should i call for a ambulanceee i donno

dv

the partyy mouse fad will never die.it will keep going on forever

mousesite

vote 5 // //

If it's on Wikipedia it must be true!

redpandasinspace

red pandas // in // SPAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!

Microsoft wants you to crossreference your computer to sites and get hacked. See the big yes, see the non-no button its not a button its in the other thing which makes it not a button. there are no analog buttons like that anywhere, its not classified as a button this shit on this part of windows sucks. they want yoru computer cross linked to a site, which will get you hacked. just like 3rd party cookies are spyware, and microsoft didnt want to remove those, give you the option to turn them off, in ie6, i think it was. They said they didnt want them to not get money. i cant find the fucking link anymore, anyway i watched it. ever seen the commercial where the burn this folder to cd icon was put in every folder on vista? yaa its there still. gotta say that page when it opens, also bothers you when the page slides down when that popup, comes up when the page opens and slides the page down, getting in your way, making you push the button to get rid of the shit. include it in the os not claim some fake word dlc or some fucking bullshit.

microsoft3rdpartycookiesie6

Mario steals a star on it's way to another site.

mariostealsastar

partyy mouse steals your cd player and listens to rap music on it

cdplayr

vote 5 // //

I was going through my old stuff and I had both the original sound and gif and decided to bring it back from 10 years ago. I double checked the exact wording on everything from archive.org so it should be exactly as we remembered!

superdean

He's going to // Washington DC to take // back the Whitehouse

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safeformens

Nipples Nipples Everywhere by Philoneus Chesterpot Nipples nipples everywhere Nipples nipples in my hair What the hell is it doing there? Better not be in my underwear For when people see, they might not care For my playing around with it down there It might just be too much to bear Having them there, locked in a stare No, such a thing would not be fair I would not even try to dare Nipples nipples everywhere No, nipples nipples, only on a large chest bare

nipplesnippleseverywhere

Nipples // Nipples // Everywhere

Hulk Steamer's® is pleased to announce its new mascot Steamer the Hedgehog™, now on Hulk Steamer's® Mega Steamer Drive™

steamerthehedgehog

CNN reports the news as they see it, it's more real than what we see in Fargo or Big Daddy. Donald Trump's presidency sure is a topic to debate religion on since the Pope thinks that Trump isn't Christian

refusestodebate

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (Reuters) - An updated version of the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket, tailored for eventual crewed missions for NASA, made its debut launch on Friday from Florida’s Cape Canaveral carrying a communications satellite for Bangladesh into orbit. The newly minted Block-5 edition of the Falcon 9 - equipped with about 100 upgrades for greater power, safety and reusability than its Block-4 predecessor - lifted off at 4:14 p.m. EDT (2014 GMT) from the Kennedy Space Center. Minutes later, the rocket’s main-stage booster flew itself back to Earth to achieve a safe return landing on an unmanned platform vessel floating in the Pacific Ocean. The recoverable Block-5 booster is designed to be reused at least 10 times with minimal refurbishment between flights, allowing more frequent launches at lower cost - a key to the SpaceX business model. Enhanced rocket reusability also is a core tenet of SpaceX owner and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk’s broader objectives of making space travel commonplace and ultimately sending humans to Mars. SpaceX has safely return-landed 24 of its boosters and reflown 11 of them. Friday’s flight marked the ninth SpaceX launch so far this year, compared to five orbital-class missions the company had logged at the same point in 2017, according to Musk. It came a day after the original launch countdown was halted one minute before blastoff time due to a technical problem detected by the rocket’s onboard computers. Friday’s second attempt by SpaceX, formally known as Space Exploration Technologies, appeared to have gone off without a hitch. The rocket’s payload, the Bangladeshi government’s first communications satellite, Bangabandhu-1, was placed into Earth orbit at 4:47 p.m. EDT, just 33 minutes after launch, according to SpaceX. The achievement was hailed by Bangladesh Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina in a livestream appearance from her country’s capital, Dhaka. “Today is a very delightful and glorious day for our motherland, Bangladesh, and Bangalee nation,” she said. “With launching of Bangabandhu Satellite-1, we are hoisting our national flag in the space.” The Block-5 also marks another milestone for Musk’s California-based company. It is expected to be the first SpaceX vehicle to satisfy NASA’s standards for its Commercial Crew Program to carry agency astronauts to the International Space Station. NASA requires seven successful flights before the new rocket receives final certification for a manned mission. Besides missions to the space station, the new rocket will be used to launch U.S. Air Force global positioning satellites and other high-value, military and national security payloads. Block-5 marks the final version of the Falcon 9 lineup before SpaceX introduces its super heavy-lift launch vehicle, dubbed the Big Falcon Rocket, or BFR, which will be designed to send manned missions to Mars. SpaceX is one of two private companies hired by NASA to ferry astronaut crews to the space station. The other is Boeing Co.

spacex

I play some music on the piano.enjoy.it's improvization

pianomusic

I always liked this site so I found a version on Neo YTMND and decided to repost it here

cafk

It utilizes the essence of Enya of the classical Venky strain, in accordance with Wurt's Frog. The Frog binds a medicinal healing property on the fluid medium that enters your body to fortify the stomach lining against False attacks. The duality of these two powers have created a very palatable and strong defense mechanism that provides nourishment and anti-False reducing agents into the body.

whatisthishealinginmygut

the rut in your gut // shall be purged from your butt //

ON THIS STAGE YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL THAT YOU DON'T GET WAPORIZED BY UHURA (LOL GET IT BECAUSE CHEKOV SAYS IT IN A RUSSIAN ACCENT)

waporize

One of Billy's children or William F. Crowell jamming the WARFA relay frequency on Tuesday, March 2, 2021. The song used is "Alice's Restaurant" (1967) by Arlo Guthrie, so it's an "OK, Boomer" moment. Recorded off the air using the KFS WebSDR. 3890 Kilohertz. They also use 3845 kHz if the main and the sub are being jammed, but that only happened when Crowell was still allegedly licensed.

arloguthrieisnotaham

3890 kHz near 8:30pm!!! // Get a new hobby Billy!! //

More of that stuff found totally at random on Wednesday the 14th. Parts of this are the collage Billy's Children use against WARFA nets, but the guy calling for "Dr. Berman" and "Dr. Prukop" might have been live. Most of it was recorded off 3840kHz, run through Audacity, chopped, channeled, and re-transmitted. 8:47pm to 8:53pm. Recorded using the KFS WebSDR.

moresoundcolllage3890khz

More of the sound collage! // // 7-14-21, 3908kHz!

After being arrested by the police, Cruella De Vil accidentally brought a skunk with her, mistaking it as her bag, and it farts on her and her henchmen, Horace, Jasper and Skinner.

cruellagetsskuned

Help! We need gas masks!! // //

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MaxJak