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MaxJak

Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console brings us to the Tree of Tranquility. As its blossoms gently flutter down like dancing ballerinas on the winds, you are mesmerized by the subtle beauty of the tree. As you lean your back onto the soft bark and feel the blossoms blanket your body, you drift off to a restful slumber. It is said those that lay under the tree never again have trouble falling asleep.

TRANQUILItmndTreeofTranquility

Mobys? Mobi? Gif is small and 4fps because it'd be the biggest gif on YTMND otherwise (as far as I know) :/

baldchap

I watched Barbie Mermaid Power on POP. It has a lot of trolls.

barbiemermaidpower

I am trolled // //

K, KK Wind in my face, I'm capping peels At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place Our birth traits tell us just to go We're more advanced than our earthmates I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad So let's go If we don't work then they won't die Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go Yo, over the top of the coal pile I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre They requested my YT, I replied "but why?" Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide Testing the Moon will begin a genocide No matter which corner of the globe you reside Now vote 5, like and subscribe When it comes to the job getting done, what am I? The god of the racial war, praise the Lord If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems And the fire keeps raging on Listen to me I won't Don't stop, nope, I don't quit Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK

koolkangkanye

It's a hard science fiction story about the hypocrisy of war. It kicks off on an unfamiliar planet with the sentence: "What a surprise it was to open the door and come face-to-face with the Lord of the Galaxy!"

triptothebeach

It's a procedural story about drug trafficking. It kicks off on a cruise liner with the entrance of a mute child.

TheHallsofImagination

On Facebook there is a group called Epic Department. Its a ironic dead meme shitposting page where people pretend like they are idiots too busy for a cultivated mind and sense of humor. Ie Normie's. This is based on a comment I made. I said "That sounds more epic than Metal Gear Solid 4, Final Fantasy 7, and Lion King combined." So I made this.

helloepicdepartment

EPIC // EPIC // EPIC

Need some propietary in your portfolio? Come on down to a Linus Tech Tips auction. Its all for CHARITY. (it is propietary because it was a prototype that was manufactured by someone and had the thing released)

lttauctions

my thought on how the intel inside logo would sound like if it was played by both piano and music box

intelinsidemusicmix

On 8 December 2024, the Syrian Arab Republic under Bashar al-Assad collapsed amid major offensives by the Syrian opposition (led by Hayat Tahrir al-Sham and supported by allied Turkish-backed rebel groups in the Syrian National Army) as part of the Syrian civil war that began in 2011. The fall of Damascus marked the end of the Assad family regime, which had ruled Syria as a totalitarian hereditary dictatorship since Hafez al-Assad assumed the presidency in 1971 as a result of the Corrective Revolution. As the Southern Operations Room, a rebel coalition, encroached on Damascus while attempting to find the former president, reports emerged that Assad had fled the capital on a plane. The Syrian rebels subsequently declared victory against the Assad government on state television, while Russia's foreign ministry announced Assad's resignation and departure from Syria. Russia subsequently reported that it had given Assad and his family asylum.

Bashar

// // Muslim Zelenskyy

Busty Dusty (born October 20, 1961 in Los Angeles, California) is a retired American adult model and exotic dancer. Before breast enhancement her stage name was Rocky Raquel; as Busty Dusty she increased her size after 1993. Busty Dusty's career was at its height in the 1990s, up until her retirement in 1999. During her active phase she was one of the most popular big-bust models next to Traci Topps, SaRenna Lee, and Pandora Peaks. She never made hardcore videos. For a time she had a website with Chloe Vevrier and Traci Topps known as The Fantasy Cafe. The initial promo photographs for the site were shot by erotic photographer Tom Ruddock. Busty Dusty's sister Dominique was responsible for the maintenance of the website, which eventually folded when Topps parted company with the other girls. She starred in several softcore big-breast videos, including a notable appearance for Playboy in Voluptuous Vixens. Mostly Busty Dusty was seen in solo scenes. Busty Dusty reveals in an interview found on her official website, BustyDustyStash.com that she did in fact engage in threesomes during her years as an active stripper. Usually with two men, and herself. Busty also notes that she's not particularly fond of anal sex as well, despite numerous of her male lovers making an attempt to have her engage in it. Miss Dusty had a bra cup-size billed as 90HHH, which is obviously an exaggeration. Her measurements were reportedly 54-24-34 at her peak. In October 25, 1999, she had breast reduction surgery and announced her retirement soon after.

BustyDustyStash

// // Rocky Raquel

Pepper Ann is an American animated television series created by Sue Rose and aired on Disney's One Saturday Morning on ABC. It first premiered on September 13, 1997, and ended on November 18, 2000. It was the first Disney animated television series to be created by a woman. Tom Warburton, who later created Cartoon Network's Codename: Kids Next Door, served as the lead character designer for the series. Pepper Ann is the daughter of Lydia Pearson (nee Lilly) and Chuck Pearson. She comes from an interfaith family: Chuck is a Christian while Lydia is Jewish, with Pepper Ann celebrating both Christmas and Hanukkah during the holiday season. Her younger sister is Margaret Rose "Moose" Pearson, and her aunt is Janie Diggety. Her maternal grandparents, Grandpa Leo and Grandma Lillian, appear frequently throughout the series, while her paternal grandmother, Grammie Pearson, only appears in "A Kosher Christmas". Her family history is discovered in the episode "Dances with Ignorance", where she learns one of her great-great grandmothers was Navajo Indian, making herself 1/16th Navajo Indian. Romantic: Craig Bean (boyfriend)

PAPearson

// // Jennifer Ann

Mario Bros. Game Over theme if it was played on a piano

mariobrosgameoverpiano

Game Over // //

On October 4, 2023, Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre announced that Blanchard would be competing in the promotion for their Grand Prix tournament. She won the CMLL Women's Tag Team Championship with Lluvia, but Blanchard left CMLL on December 13, 2024, vacating the titles. Tessa Blanchard has parted ways with CMLL, the promotion confirmed on December 13. Blanchard had not appeared for CMLL in several weeks. Blanchard, 29, is expected to return to TNA, which is holding its Final Destination special on Friday night (December 13).

TessaBlanchardCMLL

// // Mex

Height: 5’4” Hometown: Charlotte, N.C. Twitter: @Tess_Blanchard Tessa Blanchard will not be fazed by the pomp, circumstance or grandeur of the Mae Young Classic. The daughter of WWE Hall of Famer and iconic Four Horsemen member Tully Blanchard, granddaughter of Joe Blanchard and stepdaughter of Magnum T.A., Tessa is a branch on a truly legendary family tree. But she hasn’t relied on her surname to reach the heights she’s reached. Inspired to pursue the family trade after watching her father’s 2012 WWE Hall of Fame induction, Tessa debuted in 2014 and has traveled far and wide —including China and the Maritimes — to establish her own identity. With her pedigree as impressive as anyone’s in the field, her skillset only becoming vaster by the day, and her confidence as high as her father’s in his prime, it’s a safe bet that Tessa Blanchard will make serious noise in the Classic.

TessaBlanchardWWE

// // Star

The Grand High Witch of All the World, also known as Eva Ernst and Lilith, is a fictional character and the main antagonist in the 1983 children's dark fantasy novel The Witches by Roald Dahl, as well as the graphic novel and the two film adaptations, in which she was played by Anjelica Huston (in 1990). In the narrative, it is a title given to the all-powerful leader of all the witches on Earth. Huston also voices her rat form. The Witches is a 1990 dark comedy film directed by Nicolas Roeg from a screenplay by Allan Scott, based on the 1983 novel of the same name by Roald Dahl. The film stars Anjelica Huston and Mai Zetterling. The plot features evil witches who masquerade as ordinary women and follows a boy and his grandmother, who must find a way to foil their plans of turning children into mice. The Witches was the last film project executive producer Jim Henson worked on before his death, with Jim Henson Productions co-producing the film and Jim Henson's Creature Shop designing and building the prosthetics for the witches and animatronic rats and mice that were used interchangeably with real mice. The Witches was released in the United Kingdom on May 25, 1990. In Orlando, Florida, and Sacramento, California, on February 16, 1990, and in the United States on August 24, by Warner Bros. Although Dahl disliked the film and criticized the ending, which differed from the source material, The Witches received positive reviews from critics and developed a cult following over the years.

EvaErnst

// // Lilith

Age- 25. Hobby- Watching horror movies. Height- 5'8". Weight- 134 lb. Favorite compliment- Likes being complimented on her pretty face. Cup Size: C-cup. Pubic Hair- Hairless. Fantasy: To be double-teamed by two fit guys. Toys- Yes, all kinds! Masturbation- Once a week, you want it to be special. Anal- She loves it. Threesome- Yes! FFM or MMF. Hell, even FFF.

SarahBF

// // Gym-Rat

Superheroes have ruled Saturday-morning cartoon blocks since the 1960's and 1970's! So it's only fitting that we see how Bikini Bottom's OG crime-fighting duo would look from that era. Watch a Reimagined version of the SpongeBob episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V" as a 1970's superhero Saturday morning cartoon! Catch a new edition of SpongeBob: Reimagined every month right here on the SpongeBob SquarePants Official YouTube channel! A Cartuna Production Animation Director and Compositor: Rob Lynch Character Designer Background Designer and Storyboard Artist: Joseph Canlas Color and Cleanup Artist: Michie Gonzalez Editor: Ben Bishop Supervising Producer: Noah Pardo Executive Producer: Adam Belfer Executive Producer: James Belfer

SpongeBobSM

// // Saturday

AGE: 202. HEIGHT: 5'9". WEIGHT: 135lbs. Born into the legendary Blackhand Clan as a High noble, Morathi lived a life of presitge and luxury as her birthright. When she was deemed worthy she became the clans lead in it's business finances. One time during a trip to visit another clan on business, the clans enforcers caught her indulging forbidden herbs. An act seen as disgraceful and low tier by the high nobles. Tarnishing her families name she was punished by being sentenced to sexual humiliation. Being a slut was seen by the high nobles as the lowest form of status. Being taken to an undercity brothel, her body was altered by a witch to ensure clients would pick her most often. For the next five years she was to be humiliated as a sex slave as penance. However, not too long after starting her time she realized how much she truly loved being a low status whore. Pleasing others easily and being pleasured herself without the stress of maintaining reputation was liberating to her. When her sentenced ended she refused to be taken back or reverted to her old self. She found her true calling and where she belonged.

MorathiBlackhand

SLUTTY BIMBO ( DARK ) ELF ! ! ! // //

Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

superbowlbus5

COME ON GANONDORF I NEED // FOUR MORE GUYS TO // FILL MY SUPER BOWL BUS

Description Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

superbowlbus7

COME ON SHANDALAR I NEED // FOUR MORE GUYS TO // FILL MY SUPER BOWL BUS

Samuel L. Jackson calls Roy from the IT crowd to help with Jurassic Park's technical problems.

haveyoutriedturningitoffandonagain

Have you tried // turning it off and // on again?

Laser Annulling Phallus.

helmethead

// Get it on! //

die piece of sh*t,f*ck, f*ck!!!

cokemachine

where teh fucks // it at? come on // motherfucker!

no description given.

goonitsadare

// Go on its a Dare!! //

This is only my test site, for testing some YTMNDS befor i finally release them.

gedankengift

THIS IS A TEST SITE // STILL WORKING ON IT ! //

I think this was done on an earlier site, but was either deleted or I cant find it. If it has been done already, sorry.

usofdeadniggers

Christopher Walken Lets People Down the Hard Way.. Props to NovaDaveX and scott.ytmnd.com *I created this ytmnd and posted it the other day - but it was wiped out after Max spilled beer on the server.

walkendrop

Well I had the movie on my hard drive and when I saw it in theaters I immediately thought of doing this.

HeadBounce