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This idea is a sure winner. What I'm thinking is that we build a massive lightning rod on the grassy knoll. It would solve everything.

wargwolf

In 2007, The Wii, a pussy-ass system, devours some Sony fans. Elsewhere, the evil Nintendo control the Chadformers homeworld, H-Town. The heroic BALLINbots are using two of H-Town's moons as staging areas, preparing to strike against Nintendo. In need of dro, a BALLINbot Caddy is readied for launch to BALLIN City on Earth. Nintendo ambushes the Caddy, killing some true niggaz, intending to use the Caddy to infiltrate BALLIN City. On Earth, A lil fat bitch and Anthony Perez fish in a lake near BALLIN City, discussing the system that's the best. They pick up the Caddy's signature, and race up to see it land. They spot Nintendo and launch a preemptive strike. After a brief battle, Nintendo attacks BALLIN City. The BALLINbots transform BALLIN City into a fortress. As a siege ensues, 50 Cent orders some nigga to radio for assistance from the leader of the BALLINbots, Chad Warden. During the battle some niggaz are killed and many more casualties are taken by both sides. The next morning, Chad and the Fanboys arrive. The Fanboys are unable to defeat M6, leaving Chad to take on most of the gay niggaz by himself. Chad then confronts the Nintendo leader, Nick Bass, and the two engage in a fight. Though Nick Bass is defeated, Chad is mortally wounded. Reggie takes command of Nintendo and retreats with their fallen leader and other wounded aboard their Caddy. Tupac informs the other BALLINbots that Chad is in critical condition. Before his death, Chad calls on 50 Cent to assume command of the BALLINbots and tries to give him the PSTriple, asserting that dat Triple is the bomb, nigga. The Triple falls out of Chad's hand, but is caught by Anthony Perez, who passes it to 50 Cent. Chad's monitor then flatlines and he turns gray and dies, much to the others' grief. The Caddy's shortage of fuel prompts Nintendo to eject some fanboys and Nick Bass. The remaining fanboys argue over who should lead them. The Nintendo castoffs encounter the Wii, who offers to give Nick Bass and the others new honeys on the condition that they destroy the PSTriple, which the Wii says is the only thing that can defeat it. Nick Bass reluctantly agrees and the Wii converts him into a new form: the Nintendo warrior "Nick Daddy". His underlings are reformatted into fatass gay niggaz. The Wii provides them with a Caddy in which they travel to H-Town, where Nick Daddy obliterates Reggie and re-takes command of Nintendo. On Earth, the BALLINbots are alerted as the Wii consumes H-Town's moons, along with some true niggaz. Nick Daddy leads Nintendo in another assault on BALLIN City. The BALLINbots board a pair of Caddies and flee toward H-Town. Anthony and the Fanboys are shot down over the Mexican border, while 50 Cent and company evade their pursuers and set down in Tampa Florida for repairs. Captured by illegal Mexican niggaz, Anthony and the Dreamcast witness the sentencing and execution of some fat bitch. While imprisoned they meet a gay nigga who tells them about the Wii before he is eaten by the Mexican niggaz. Anthony and the Dreamcast are subjected to a mock trial by Mario, who sentences them to death. Battling the Mexican niggaz, they are rescued by the arrival of the Fanboys. With help from the Fanboys' new ally elChivofr, the group locates a Caddy and departs to join the other BALLINbots.

autobot

I'm expecting this to get massive downvotes from fanboys (or upvotes depending on their brand) or no views at all. I spent a lot of time on it, because I'm a noob with this stuff.

tosstest

Oh noes! // It's just too // EXPENSIVE!

YTMND has turned it's back on me and shat on my knee, hee hee hee

deliciousdinner

Comic on why it's important to have sex. Morale: Have sex you stupid frog lover.

littletadpole

i was camping in the pine barrens last september and i heard this so i grabbed my camcorder. it was about 2:00 a.m. it only went on for like 10 seconds after i started recording. i have no idea wtf it is but my friend almost sh*t himself.

njdevil

The Stig will be listening to it on the Power Lap next week.

hammondondrums

i decided to secks a skunk, dis iz my pic of before we got it on

furryslovethisshit

fifi le fume // = // SILF

Scene from Season 3 Episode 5 of Entourage when Turtle pulls off this epic maneuver in order to beat Drama to their meeting with Ari. If you don't get it, don't downvote this just because you've failed to watch the funniest show on television.

epicentourage

***UPDATED***hid the mic under his desk, i cant belive he was syaing all of this crap. he gave me my gameboy back later that day, it had slobber over it from yelling and spitting on it...

metnerd

ICE CREAM // NICE BEAM // WTF???

YTMND has never been hipper to that jive. Word! Now, I know there's a million other YTMND sounds that you're furious that I didn't include, but I wasn't trying to make this all-encompassing. It was just supposed to be fun, and touch on a few of every

ytmndscratch

no description given.

solitairexfire

Brian is on Ace's trail. (I changed the sound, tell me if it is better or worse.)

acenpeppers

Apparently his license has a dancing black guy on it. He's lucky.

licensefadnumber88

lolol // //

You Got Served!

yougotservedyo

Get it on the floor! // //

The opening theme to the legendary but now defunct House of Cosbys. You can still find it mirrored on the web.

itsahouseofcosbys

Theo, // You see ... // RUDY!

ytmd has it's own currency, blizow!!! captain Picard on a dollar bill

cashrules

Why not to leave a macro on overnight, it kept attempting to cancel windows updates. Thus, I awoke with this on my screen.

windowsupdates

Colbert asked viewers to prank Wikipedia on his July 31st show. Here it is!

colbertownswikipedialol

GJ Colbert! // // J00 Ruin Teh Innarwebs!

Connery Made A Prediction On Internet Start-Up Bold-Claim.Com.. I'm Guessing It's True..

BoldClaim

Yes I know the image sucks, but this is my first time trying to do something like this in GIMP and I had no idea how to do it. If you're going to criticize, try actually giving some tips on how to do this correctly.

matlabrevolucion

An RRRRR creation manages to view YTMND on it's own

rrrrrgetsthetablesturned

I was driving to work Tuesday when I noticed a distinct smell. Oh no. It was 11 year old Doberman fresh poo. I had my white Nike's in the car, I had no choice but to put them on. When I was "busted" at work, I told them what hap

thatmeansjoeyoubeenshittedon

nigger president

spinner-dick

descritions

belfour-fans-on-it-look-out-now-heres-a-loose-puck-they-score

Green is the sixth studio album by the American alternative rock band R.E.M. and their first release for Warner Bros. Records. Released in November 1988, the album continued to explore political issues both in its lyrics and packaging. To promote Green, the band embarked on an 11-month world tour and released four singles: "Orange Crush", "Stand", "Pop Song 89", and "Get Up". Background and recording With the release of Document in 1987, R.E.M. fulfilled its contract with I.R.S. Records. Frustrated that its records did not see satisfactory overseas distribution, in early 1988 the band told I.R.S. head Jay Boberg that it was leaving the label. Guitarist Peter Buck also explained that his group felt it was being pressured to sell well by I.R.S., yet felt I.R.S.'s distributor MCA Records did not consider the ensemble a priority. R.E.M.'s management then approached any record companies that expressed interest in the band. Though other labels offered more money, R.E.M. ultimately signed a deal with Warner Bros. Records—reportedly between $6 million and $12 million—due to the company's assurance of total creative freedom. In light of its move to a major label, the band became defensive in interviews about accusations from some fans who claimed it was selling out. R.E.M. began the album process by recording demos at Robbie Collins' Underground Sound Recording Studio in Athens, Georgia. Bill Berry, Peter Buck and Mike Mills recorded the basic tracks in two configurations: (1) guitar, bass, and drums and (2) percussion, mandolin, and accordion. The demos were mixed by Robbie Collins, Buren Fowler (guitar tech for Pete Buck and later member of Drivin' & Cryin'), and David LaBruyere (later bassist for Vic Varney, Michelle Malone, and John Mayer) and presented to R.E.M. management. Michael Stipe used these recordings for his vocal arrangements. The band recorded the studio album at Ardent Studios in Memphis, Tennessee, with Scott Litt producing. Music In a 1988 interview, Peter Buck described Green as an album that didn't feature any typical R.E.M. songs. Describing the band's standard output as "Minor key, mid-tempo, enigmatic, semi-folk-rock-balladish things", the guitarist noted that for Green, "We wrote major key rock songs and switched instruments." Singer Michael Stipe had reportedly told his bandmates to "not write any more R.E.M.-type songs". Bassist Mike Mills argued that Green was an experimental record, resulting in an album that was "haphazard, a little scattershot". Band biographer David Buckley wrote, "[S]onically, Green is all over the place, the result being a fascinatingly eclectic album rather than a unified artistic move forward". Green was reputedly envisioned as an album where one side would feature electric songs and the other, acoustic material, with the plan failing to come to fruition due to a lack of acoustic songs deemed fit for release. David Buckley highlighted three main musical strands on Green: "ironic pop songs" like "Stand" and "Pop Song 89", harder-hitting tracks such as "Orange Crush" and "Turn You Inside-Out", and "pastoral acoustic numbers" that had Peter Buck playing mandolin, with "The Eleventh Untitled Song" singled out as an anomaly. Buck had become fond of playing acoustic music with his friends in that period, and thus purchased an "oddly-shaped Italian mandolin-cum-lyre" in 1987; he would play the instrument on three of the tracks on Green. From this period onward, R.E.M. would swap instruments among members, and on Green the group also incorporated accordion, cello, and lap steel guitar.

datarem

It is Green. // //

Ok, Last one i promise! These mac commercials probably shouldnt bother me this much. Replying like this is worse then arguing on the internet. Some f*cking downvoter accused me of stealing this. If you see some thing like this, link it.

inadequate

geez people I was just reviving that site, you didn't have to shove it on top viewed all week. I'M JON CHERYI AND I'M REPOOPING FOR DOOTY! http://z3.invisionfree.com/Forgot_Poland_Army/

vote5forgotfromthere

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT // RIGHT NOW YOU DONT LOLOLOL //

i'm pretty sure this hasn't been done before (it it has, sorry). came up when i was explaining to a friend that class was cancelled on monday.

labordayNOclass

...on // Labor Day //

We figured that since fyrestorm is dead (RIP), we would graciously carry on the YTMND - The Soundtrack project in his honour. Check out the latest and greatest music from your favourite YTMND fads the way fyrestorm meant it to be!

ytmnd-soundtrack-vol18-epic

http://tinyurl.com/6rnu7p // //