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Billy Collins was once the U. S. Poet Laureate. "A little something going in the typewriter" is from a poem he wrote called "The Best Cigarette." This phrase is a metaphor for masturbation. If you look into his eyes, it will go on

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WASHINGTON — President Trump is being “played” by Russian President Vladimir Putin, two former intelligence chiefs said on Sunday, responding to Trump’s statement that Putin “means it” when he denies the Kremlin meddled in the 2016 presidential election. In a joint appearance on CNN's State of the Union, James Clapper, the ex-director of national intelligence, and John Brennan, the former CIA director, both slammed Trump’s remarks as naïve and dangerous. “It’s either naïveté, ignorance, or fear,” Brennan said of Trump’s take on Putin and the 2016 election. “Putin is very clever,” Brennan said, and he is using Trump’s insecurity and his need for flattery to convince him that Russia’s intentions toward the United States are not malicious. Trump has since tried to clarify his remarks, made to reporters on Air Force One on Saturday during an extended trip to Asia. During that initial conversation, Trump told reporters that every time he sees Putin, "he says 'I didn’t do that' and I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it. But he says 'I didn’t do that.' I think he is very insulted by it, which is not a good thing for our country." Asked to clarify on Sunday at a Hanoi news conference, Trump said, “What I said is that I believe [Putin] believes that” Russia did not interfere. Trump offered a more ambiguous answer about whether he accepted the assessment of U.S. intelligence agencies, which concluded last year that the Russian government mounted a sophisticated campaign to sway the election. “As to whether I believe it or not,” Trump said, “I’m with our [intelligence] agencies, especially as currently constituted.” Trump added that he wants to “get along with Russia” and suggested Putin could be an important ally for the U.S. “It’s very naïve and perilous to this country to make an assumption that Russia is going to behave with the best interest of the world or the United States,” Clapper said on CNN. “They’re not.” Both Clapper and Brennan said Trump’s comments highlight his self-doubt, particularly when it comes to his victory in the 2016 election. They said Putin and other world leaders are using that to manipulate Trump. “I think it demonstrates to Putin that Donald Trump can be played,” said Brennan.

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Rocking pic I found on the internet. In fact it is my background.

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I was working on this...and my ears fell in a trance of joy...maybe the text was a little much...I just had to share it...

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Its a sad story. This woman was one of the most attractive I've seen, and she could have been an international star... she was only seen shortly on a show that aired in the UK and Australia so the US never knew about her. she's almost 40 now so she lost h

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I took it from a video i say on youtube lawl.

WeatherMn

HYER // HYER // HYER

The password to this account is for sale, I know that a real patriot could make good use of it. This account has no votes on it yet.

lolusa

LOL USA // //

Quagmire takes his "aggressions" out on Hulk's leg, and Hulk doesn't look too happy about it...

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Glen, that is REALLY not a // good idea... //

Tilt your screen and look at it on an angle.

YOUCANTHIT

Sometimes you slip on a banana peel and accidentally have sex with the secertary, who happens to be the boss's daughter. It happens.

ithappen

gimme a one... come on... i NEED it

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Hawaii have recently adopted AV (or IRV as they call it over there) to elect their House of Representatives. Another example of a country replacing FPTP with a fairer system. Britain will get a similar chance in a referendum on 5th of May.

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Image used for when arma goes on sale in nc10, being imagined while it's no longer on sale

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Just something I found on Myspace. Suprising, isn't it?

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And may i remind you // that it does not say // RSVP on the statue of liberty

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mattmoreno

Bring // It // On!!

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kermithumping

The "Keep F*ckin' Supportin [Metal]" audio clip from Cannibal Corpse has become an inside joke among me and friends. We thought the original sound clip was pretty funny and just add random sh*t on to it instead of "M

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Cannibal Corpse wants you // to Keep Supportin' Xerxes //

Diabeetus? Just rub some butter on it, sugar!

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Diabeetus? // Just rub some butter // on it, Sugar!

Funny clip.. my pal inu always is running around picking up useless items in the game and reselling them, so I and a friend made this video mocking him, and I cut out his face and plastered it on there!

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I will keep my end of the bargin, the more sites you have the more of worth it will be. If your comment matches the score on my screen you will be declared the winner, bonus prizes of upvotes for half the sites will be given at the judges descretion. W

Getthescorepart3

First to get the score wins // an upvote on all thier sites // comment when target reached

It's funny because I'm actually making sites faster on hiatus than I normally do

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We did it. We went there, and we accomplished the goal. What we set out to do, we did. We couldn't have done it without you. Congratulations. You came through on this one.

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marios-fucking

put it on everything. submit to her will.

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Put it // on // everything

This is totally f*ckin' metal! JUST PUT A HAT ON IT!

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lolol lets maek a site about joes being consprirators because they say joes did 9 eleven on 4khan so it mst be true LOL THEY SAY IT ON 4KHAN SO IST FUNNIE

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BLOWSER DID 9/11 // BLOWSER DID 9/11 // BLOWSER DID 9/11

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goddamn it kaok! // get teh pr0n0 back up! // come on!

Really nice bike, previous owner is old lady that only went to church on it

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Bike // for // sale