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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

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YingYangBoom

Boom // It's // On!

A man on edge, who has very much THE edge over his enemies and even his own demented psyche. You never know when it is sanity or insanity talking where this character is concerned.

thatcrazyguygoblinaudition

basically my first site ever I might say so be easy on me. Its just venom laughing and hitting spiderman.

venompunchingbag

Description Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

superbowlbus7

COME ON SHANDALAR I NEED // FOUR MORE GUYS TO // FILL MY SUPER BOWL BUS

Well.. I was just making my regular cheese sandwitch whit cheese and I toasted it toast-o-master 2000 and when it was redi there was odd figure in my sandwitz. I alredi ate it so I cannot sell it on ebay =( ssry .

sandwitz

* NOt fake * // //

Perpetually 19, female, spotted hyena demisexual, poly, immature & rebelious . From: Arkansas, Ozarks . Works at her uncle's farm on the weekends . Lives in a run down mobile home park with her helicopter parents . Very very subtle country accent . Stinky & hairy, bathes like once a week, prefers a dip in a river or a hose rinse . Loves roller skating, ice cream and hates country music . Worn out stuffy work overalls (hotbox for the coochie) . No underwear . Dirty 10 year old sneakers . Weird relationship with her cousin she doesn't like to talk about . Fucks most of her friends . Calls her pseudo-penis her "pistil" gets upset when people call it anything else . Has trouble loving just one person . Dropped out of Highschool in 10th grade .

HibiscusBlossom

// // Hi-Bi

found it on latimes.com. if you know his whereabouts call police.

wheresjerry

its not bad....i made the gif on gifsoup.com

supalol

Dance! // Dance! // Dance!

When you lie Kiss your baby bye bye bye If you're true The whole wide world will laugh with you When we see Nothing's wrong with you and me The time will tell It might even bring a wedding bell If you think that I'm a loser Well you suck 'Cause you know I ain't nothin' But a user of your love I can't get enough Girl, it's true The whole wide world is smilin' with you Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Sometimes I know Sometimes I'm on the go But I'm comin' back So don't give me no flack, yeah It's all you And it's me too It"s your world You's the girl, you's the girl Happier than shit Things that might go click with me Click with you Is that love? is that love? oh Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch the little daisies grow, little daisies grow Now just push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch them grow, watch them grow As I push the little daisies and make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up, say Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up

daseys

Watch them grow // //

Tape of ex-Country star Tommy Collins (1930-2000), then a pastor venting his frustrations at his flock. After hitting the booze. Allegedly this was taped for broadcast because he had an AM or FM show. Circa 1980, but there is nothing that really dates it. Found on YouTube.

drunkpastoreaster

learning is fun

helpfulhint

Go On Try It Out // //

Does what it says on the tin.

RubMahBoobies

Rub // Mah // Boobies

His Holiness, the Dalai Lama, has said that having the mantra on your computer works the same as a traditional Mani wheel. As the digital image spins around on your hard drive, it sends the peaceful prayer of compassion to all directions and purifies the

Karmaspam

Spinn Spin Spin // Digital Mani Wheel // Spin

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jamohnit

JAM ON IT!!! // //

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modiddsafasgasdgsdg

DYSLEXIA FOR MOD. // SHUT THE FUCK UP. //

UGOFF IS ON TV AND HE TURNS INTO DARTH STAPLER EXCEPT HE IS MISSING HIS STAPLER BECAUSE THE OTHER DARTH STAPLER IN THE SAND HAS IT WHICH YOU CAN'T REALLY SEE WITHOUT VIEWING THE FULL IMAGE

require

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getouttahereitsaprivateparty

Get outta here; it's a priv // go on! What Is It? Hey, // It's My Sister's Weddi

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dopemessage

when a part of doe boy fresh is // it says, hell i dont give a // up on your grind

Roy Orbison rides Falkor to the tune of a song that really sounds like it belongs on the Neverending Story soundtrack, or some other 80s fantasy flick.

orbison

IS THAT ALRIGHT? // IS THAT ALRIGHT? // IS THAT ALRIGHT?

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hempalooza

JOIN US // ITS PYCHADELIC // COME ON MAN

His show really hits close to home... It's based on his personal experiences.

whoisyourdadday

Daddy's Home // //

moffy jams on it

welcum2miami

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chatrandom

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f16dubs

i almost got tricked into clicking on this site once you should try it

dfgferererererererererer

Why stop it at city builders, let is spill out on to all sim and tycoon games.

RCT2

Deep Silver acquired the rights to the “TimeSplitters IP,” it announced on Wednesday. “It is with great pleasure that we today announce the acquisition of the cherished video games series ‘TimeSplitters’ and ‘Second Sight,’ the publisher said on Twitter. “Full details will be revealed in due course.”

timesplitters

TIMESPLITTERS // IS // BACK

And I've got so little left to lose, that it feels just like I'm walking on broken glass!

ethanlennox

"Mr Grey don't tip." "He don't tip? Whaddya mean you don't tip?" "He doesn't believe in it." "Shut up. What do you mean you don't believe in it? Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard. I paid for your goddamn Iams!"

reservoirkitties

You shoot me in a // dream, you better wake up // and apologise!