YTMND Search

I took Steven Lynch's "Retard Rap", which was an obvious Beasty Boys sounding song and added a picture of three retards. (Three Singers)

RetardRap

We're retarded // When we're on the mic // We get it started

Saw this story on CNN and it was just too perfect for this

nazipool

An actual Van Gogh painting depicting a crab on its back, with suitable commentary from E3.

massivedamagevvg

flip over // for // massive damage!!!1!!1

I put the uber hax on google and this is what came of it.

googlegothax

// // OMFG GOOGLE HAX

I found this funny forum about child masturbation. I totally found it on accident, oh well.

checkherhymen

Just check // //

i was camping in the pine barrens last september and i heard this so i grabbed my camcorder. it was about 2:00 a.m. it only went on for like 10 seconds after i started recording. i have no idea wtf it is but my friend almost sh*t himself.

njdevil

Seen on TV5 French TV. Props to http://hornguy.ytmnd.com/ for beating me to it apparently

pophorn

i think i'm pulling an inkdrinker with this one. i dont want to be mean, but come on.. be more creative than picking anyone at random and making them 'stare into your soul'. there's good and bad with all fads, but it's getting out of hand.

thismeansyou

n*gg*'s at it again, and Little Mac has him on the run. Work in Progress. May lengthen song if by popular demand.

niggasurvivormax

In the film Madagascar zookeepers tranquilize Alex the lion with ketamine and it sends him on one hell of a trip.

ketamine

You may have found ytmnd through a news article, or seen it on TV, but if your not hot we don't want to see you

notytmndspace

hay guys can u plz vote 5 on my site its rly funny and post it on world of polendcraft forums. also thanks to mattdh12 for the inspiration (also laugh track) LOL! also http://epicpolend.ytmnd.com/

epicmountreading

I'm not a big fan of basketball but it's at least entertaining to listen to the NBA on NBC theme.

thenbaonnbc

Bring it back for the sheer fact // that the theme rocked my // socks

Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

swordplay

NOTE: Works best with Firefox on Windows. The GIF is supposed to play REALLY fast, so if it goes slow... try to imagine Geordi headbanging to the song. :-)

laforgedance

Isaac Hayes defending the scientology episode of South Park on Opie and Anthony 1 week after it aired. 2 days ago, he quits in protest of the very same episode. Hypocrite.

Hayessuckshard

Isaac Hayes // I got the money // Where's the bridge?

An animation created for World AIDS Day and featured on the web site of Medecins Sans Frontieres. Mass of HIV patients grows like a snowball. (2 MB; don't think about it if you're on dialup)

aidskatamari

Destructive! // //

The crew takes a hands on approach when it comes to educating young Wesley Crusher.

WesLes01

It syncs, at first, and then doesn't on the loop. But hey. If you don't get it by the time it ends the first time, you're retarded. Also, if Cyberman is around, I AM SERIOUS.

cybermanvsthechad

It is WEIRD the sh*t you'll come up with when you let random people play random stuff on Ventrilo while you're doing something else.

skeletorworld

Charles Bronson wants some cookies. (I realize this has been done already, but I thought I'd touch up on it.)

cbcookie

// No dice //

no description given.

DoTheMario

Come On Its // Time To Go // Do The Mario

Mario is so sick of kisses on the cheek... and since he's in a continuing loop of the same activity... it's the end.

poorpoormario

While appearing on the Opie & Anthony Show, Patrice Oneal points out how difficult it is for men to sing certain songs, and performs his own special rendition of "It's Raining Men"

raining-stuff

Patrice Oneal presents... // It's Rainin' Stuff ! //

I found this hilarious picture of an item that really exists, and decided to put it on YTMND. Also, if you didn't notice, the song sounds like "banana foam", adding an extra touch to this masterpiece ;)

banana-foam

In actuality, it'll get leaked either tomorrow...or later this week since it was screened several times at the Venice Film Festival today. blah. this ytmnd sucks amirite?

acleaked

// // ITS OUT ON THE INTERNETS.

Half Life 2- Dr. Kleiner does it. Kleiner decided to have fun too, so he put those hands on the wall, turned on his favourite song by The Bloodhound Gang, and rocked!

kleinerrocks

Work It Baby! // //

I thought I should make this to show you that its not fair to pick on Zidane after the rough life he has had, and is still having!

Zidanetruth

It's tough to beat them when the Empire can rely on thousands of upright Beau Bridgeses to defeat you.

beaubridges

This thing will make your eyes bleed if you look at it too long. And they expect you to click on it?

awfulads

My eyes are burning. // //