| ?Two tickets to paradise |
De-Frib |
(2.67) |
997 |
2006-03-17 |
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description:
De-Frib's birthday party.
domain:
twoticket
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| ?Birthday Boy |
rootyb |
(1.00) |
997 |
2005-04-24 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
bdayboy
site text:
Happy // Birthday // Justin!
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| ?(nsfw) Happy Birthday Ian |
darkmind73 |
(3.00) |
996 |
2009-05-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
Dekoo
site text:
Happy // Birthday // Ian
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| ?Colin? 19? O RLY? |
vortex-oow |
(2.86) |
995 |
2006-12-08 |
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description:
Happy Birthday D00d
domain:
colin19th
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| ?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
993 |
2014-04-15 |
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description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
site text:
We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver
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| ?Happy birthday N1663R |
new-kid |
(1.80) |
990 |
2005-09-18 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
rubberdick
site text:
OMG TEH JEFF GORDON IS 64Y // N/M glowstix lol!!1!!eleven //
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| ?Happy birthday bess |
joshgrrr |
(3.44) |
987 |
2005-05-09 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
bess
site text:
Happy Birthday // Bess! //
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| ?Happy Birthday! |
feverdream |
(3.00) |
988 |
2015-11-19 |
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description:
Happy birthday!
domain:
hppybrthdy
site text:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY // // SISS!
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| ?Burninating |
AlooLassi |
(3.50) |
986 |
2006-02-15 |
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description:
Happy Birthday to me!
domain:
fireraghav
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| ?(nsfw) Happy 69th Birthday Hulk Hogan! |
officialunofficial |
(3.40) |
987 |
2022-08-11 |
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description:
Happy 69th Birthday Hulk Hogan!
domain:
Happy69thBirthdayHulkHogan
site text:
Happy Birthday Hulk Hogan! // //
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| ?BIRTHDAY PRESENT OF DOOM! |
sakura |
(1.50) |
984 |
2004-09-25 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
ktandcarbdayp
site text:
OMGLIKE....!!! // ...happy... // ...birthday... *cough*
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| ?Whoa-o-o Cam! |
gman2093 |
(2.33) |
982 |
2008-04-28 |
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description:
Happy birthday Cameron!
domain:
happybdaycam
site text:
You are truly outrageous. // //
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| ?santabotai celebrates his birthday with pals |
letsago |
(2.78) |
982 |
2012-04-22 |
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description:
its happy birthday to santabotai.he has a big partyy with his buddies including mr krabs.
domain:
santabotaibirthday
site text:
birthday time ! // //
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| ?Happy Birthday Cofie |
Kyatto |
(1.43) |
982 |
2006-09-27 |
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description:
Birthday card for Cofie
domain:
cofiebirthday
site text:
Happy // Birthday // Cofie!
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| ?Im bringing the party to you |
sabooya |
(2.67) |
982 |
2014-05-29 |
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description:
party to you
domain:
party2you
site text:
Happy // Birthday // Chelsea!!!
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| ?YOU ARE LEGAL NOW |
misfit4leaf |
(1.57) |
981 |
2007-01-01 |
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description:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMARA.
domain:
tamara
site text:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMARA // YOU ARE NOW LEGAL // NOW GO GET DRUNK AND FUCK.
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| ?happy birthday ytmnd |
mastermario |
(2.50) |
976 |
2011-08-25 |
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description:
lol worked rally hard on this
domain:
birthdaycock
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| ?Groovy Birthday Lady |
Sophan |
(3.50) |
975 |
2012-01-25 |
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description:
Groovy Lady
domain:
groovybirthdaylady
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| ?HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYNCAN! |
ptkfgsmaster2maryo |
(3.00) |
975 |
2007-05-01 |
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description:
its his b-day
domain:
bdays
site text:
HAPPY // BIRTHDAY //
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| ?HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND |
isisfaith |
(1.50) |
974 |
2011-08-20 |
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description:
derp
domain:
ithrewitonthehround
site text:
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND! // //
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| ?our 18th president |
JeTs1537 |
(2.29) |
974 |
2006-12-01 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
bdaylolz
site text:
// BIRTHDAY // LOLZ
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| ?Did everyone forget my birthday? |
DarthWang |
(4.00) |
972 |
2015-09-29 |
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description:
YOU FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY, YTMND!
domain:
twentyeightyearsold
site text:
I am slightly upset // //
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| ?Happy Birthday, YourTheCoconutMan!! |
Locke5 |
(3.05) |
971 |
2015-11-14 |
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description:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! VOTE 5!
domain:
hbytcm
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| ?hitler gets a pet for his 50th birthday |
letsago |
(2.33) |
966 |
2013-01-06 |
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description:
hitler decides he wants a pet to keep him company
domain:
hitlerduck
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| ?Happy Birthday |
Y4NK33F4N |
(2.50) |
966 |
2006-09-16 |
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description:
A birthday YTMND. If you hate it, great, I don't care.
domain:
happybirthdayytmndlol
site text:
Happy // Birthday //
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| ?Happy Birthday! |
mlehan |
(3.00) |
961 |
2005-11-03 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
usgbday
site text:
Happy Birthday // Mrs. Undersecreta //
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| ?Happy Birthday Dick van dyke!!! |
spin86 |
(3.20) |
961 |
2006-12-12 |
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description:
We gotta celebrate!
domain:
DickVanDyke
site text:
Dick Van Dyke!!! // Dick Van Dyke!!! // Dick Van Dyke!!!
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| ?TIMS GOT ANOTHER BIRTHDAY |
C5R2 |
(2.20) |
961 |
2009-05-11 |
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description:
Tim the tool man Timmy comes to Las Vegas.
domain:
TIMSGOTANOTHERBIRTHDA
site text:
HAVVA GOOD BIRTHDAY TIM // //
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| ?ONLINE JOE HINKLE BIRTHDAY BASH |
TheREALAmerica |
(2.55) |
960 |
2010-05-07 |
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description:
I made this for a friend. So vote 1 if you want, because it's just a personal thing.
domain:
joehinkle
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| ?Brandon Wilczynski is a flamer |
eSabre |
(3.00) |
957 |
2006-02-14 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
wilczynski
site text:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY // BRANDO // ...and you're gay!
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