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PSA Guy at a party.

psaguytoga

november 10th. never forget.

soaguywalksintoabar

:'( // //

sorry by the motherfacker why i do not cant write a bad word in this game.

aqwkiller

LOL // //

Ever headbang as hard as this guy?

wubbadubbawimpwomp

You will never // go // THIS HARD

hey, i'm callin' the cops!

hictc

HEY, IM // CALLIN THE // COPS.COM

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

Dumb

heycwis

Butts, lots of them

tomisevay

// HEY Tomisevay! //

yeah that was like 5 months ago lol

ytmndick

hey you check out this dunk

drakeballs

LOL!

staplerguy

DARTH MCFLY // THE STAPLER // GUY!

HARDCORE

BillDoesScience

BILL NYE // THE SCIENCE // GUY!!!!!!!

Please, use our constitution as your dance mat sir. Hey... We voted him back in, now watch him dance you fools.

ObamaOathRemix

LOL!

bill-nye

MCFLY THE // SCIENCE GUY! //

Site

YouAreGae

[i]hidden contest[/i] - suggest the best title for the site and I'll use it as the title for the site!

wizrd

This weird guy

TM46

// // TM46

Lukashenko is awesome.

lukashenko

Owned // //

hey bitch

kieran

w8 til u c my dick // hey bitch // w8 til u c my dick

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

director

SOME GUY // WITH A // STAPLER

Guy eats cereal without bowl.

frostedflakesmaneuver

The Honest Trailers voice has the potential for a lot of classic-style YTMNDs.

honesttrailers

Some guy // with a bird //

newegg order summary has turned from an order form into a spyware site. i cant work cuase thier site dont work. heres my conversation over why i ordered twice and tried to get an order cancelled when their readme said they can keep shipping charges. well they came to a total of 7 dollars. heres the conversation. heres his response to you guys didnt confirm a confirmation page. there is no confirm on agree to pay page. theres a summary page they give you they want you to agree before they show a summary but a buy sell is easy. figure this out yourselves i cant do it

neweggsummarizes

Epic domain grab!

maddox

Franklin is Thompson

HEYITSTHOMPSON

joique bell hey hoo

heyyyhooo

We hardly knew this guy, yet he could be the real Bill Rizer, and he sacrificed himself to save Bill and Jaguar from Master Contra.

mysterygtribute

We Hardly Knew Ye // //

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oddlyfamiliar

Red stands for reference

hmnwf

HEY MAN // NICE WEEZER REF //

This is from an episode of Saturday Night Live. The skit is called "A Couple of White Guys" it's from like 1985

acoupleofwhiteguys