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Jim Carrey, in his three Green roles, going on an adventure to defeat the evil vampire Elon Musk, Weird Hair Guy, and evil TIME STOPPING vampire Elon Musk.

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This meme was made to illustrate how trivial issues can be blown out of proportion due to the polarization of the two party system. This is a disadvantage

IceCreamPolitics

// Politics, AmIRite? //

It is absurd this site is still alive.

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cumtown.ytmnd.com

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domain grab // //

AGE: 29 HEIGHT: 5'10". WEIGHT: 180lbs. Born Grace Leanne Garcia in San Diego, California to a single mother as a result of a One Night Stand with NAT Whyatt. Her mother Jasmine was an uninvolved parent resulting her in mostly being raised by her Aunt, Ameilia. Though her Aunt was more of a mother it didn't change the fact that Grace had to adapt to better survive in the crime ridden streets she lived on. Joining a gang at the age of 15 she learned how to fight and make money the hard way. Many of the male members attempted multiple times to take advantage of her leading her to be stronger than them and put them in their place. Wanting more out of life and beginning to hate her place as it was, she decided to seek out who her father was. With some insider help she learned her father was the CEO of one of the largest corporations on the planet, DIQ. At first being nervous to meet him thinking he would reject her. The opposite occured as NAT was extacted and regretful not knowing she existed. Spending time with her father and actually being treated well by him she sought to imitate him as both a way to honor him and learn from his success. Even taking his name Whyatt as her own. After a decade enjoying her new life getting stronger and smarter NAT gave her the keys to his kingdom. Making her the DIQ CEO. AS the head of the company she is very hands off and lets most department runs themselves. Though if they fucked up she will surely correct them. Grace can be intimidating at first but so long as she isn't bothered she is easy to get along with. A sexual icon and bad bitch, she tends to be the one in charge in all situations....

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Get Motivational Background // Royalty Free Music(Ed) // ! ! ! !

The original site hasn't even left up and coming yet.

ytmndremainsunchanged

// YTMND IS // GETTING UPDATED :D

Over 20 years later, Jon Carry challenges Jeorge W. Busch (who has now moved to Poland and become the president of Poland) to a rematch for their infamous debate, and Jim Lehrer comes back from the dead to moderate, but Carry loses again because he forgot why he lost the debate the first time

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domain grab

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huya // huya // huya

I am a patient boy

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domain grab // //

These bitches love Sosa

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EPIC DOMAIN GRAB! // //

The people have spoken, and they got what they wanted. John Cena is officially the 17th time WWE world champion. He's the Goat, and the CHAMP!

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// #17 //

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AGE: 25. HEIGHT: 5'9". WEIGHT: 139lbs. NELL if that is even her real name...Is a notorious mistress who's most well-known characteristics is being a hardcore Sado-Masochist. Somewhat indestructible as she is seen frequently partaking in the use of Narcotics to enhance her senses. However, she never suffers any negative side effects. Some wonder between that and her uncanny appearance if she is even really human. Most think she is just mentally unstable, but she makes it clear it's just what she likes. Always looking for that next extreme sensation of touch and taste. She loves to hit and get hit. Never showing any signs of damage. Somehow she maintains a clientele. Both men and women coming to her for an out of this world experience. Some even end up working for her as they beg to be her pets. She has a strange...control over others... Nell is not her real name. Simply an alias since no one really knows who she is. A popular employee of Club Scarlet, a club for BDSM enthusiasts and Sex addicts, she is well known for her services on a surface level. Under the surface some know her as an enforcer in the criminal underworld. Her signature latex suit and mask keep her identity hidden at all times. Allowing her to perform her duties both sexual and violent without exposing who she really is. She takes pride in her actions and finds satisfaction being in complete control of her life. A truly chaotic and free soul at the expense of decency. While very much a degenerate she doesn't abide by what she disagree's with under any circumstances. Even her boss, Madam Scarlet, refuses to step on Nell's toes when it comes to clients. She enjoys drinking, smoking, fighting and fucking. Follow her rules and play her game. Otherwise... Forget it.

Nell

Behold ! ! ! // La Gimp ! ! ! //

Random asset shit on my computer YTMND website. Hope you enjoy.

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See... // NO // BRACES

Already too late to do something like this but I don't care anyway. Also, Free for All is seriously underrated.

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It will be incredibly funny if this scores higher than a 1.

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Max and Moot discuss their battle plans before raiding Ebaums in the great war of 2006

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But it sure smells funny

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// YTMND IS NOT //

eat me

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Shikanokonokonoko // // Koshitantan

I was going to make the entire scene into a YTMND site, but no matter how much I compressed the file, it was still too large. :(

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AGE: 202. HEIGHT: 5'9". WEIGHT: 135lbs. Born into the legendary Blackhand Clan as a High noble, Morathi lived a life of presitge and luxury as her birthright. When she was deemed worthy she became the clans lead in it's business finances. One time during a trip to visit another clan on business, the clans enforcers caught her indulging forbidden herbs. An act seen as disgraceful and low tier by the high nobles. Tarnishing her families name she was punished by being sentenced to sexual humiliation. Being a slut was seen by the high nobles as the lowest form of status. Being taken to an undercity brothel, her body was altered by a witch to ensure clients would pick her most often. For the next five years she was to be humiliated as a sex slave as penance. However, not too long after starting her time she realized how much she truly loved being a low status whore. Pleasing others easily and being pleasured herself without the stress of maintaining reputation was liberating to her. When her sentenced ended she refused to be taken back or reverted to her old self. She found her true calling and where she belonged.

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SLUTTY BIMBO ( DARK ) ELF ! ! ! // //

Every time I see him...my mind goes...my mind goes...KYAAAHhhh~!!! /lyr

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I don't have a funny joke this time... Anyways, how has your day been?

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Henry Sellers is a television game show host that gets fired for being an alcoholic. He's supposed to be on the wagon, but he takes one little sip of alcohol and goes crazy and jumps out the window.

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I'm Henry Sellers! // //

high quality remake of itsatrap.ytmnd.com

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IT'S // A // TRAP

inside scoop!

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WILL SMITH IS IN MEDIEVAL TIMES BUT THERE ARE STILL ROBOTS AFTER HIM

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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

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Snow Viper // //

.....fad?

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an nes game

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