?Sonic Takes Advice From Songs... |
Eratticus |
(3.63) |
3,598 |
2006-09-04 |
description:
Yep, I think I'll make this a series. This is the second. if you haven't seen the first, go here:
http://andthatadviceisto.ytmnd.com/
The songs are: Del Amitri-Roll to Me, The Cars-Let the Good Times Roll, AC/DC-Rock 'n' Roll Ain
't Noise Pollution, an
domain:
andthatadviceisto2
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?Poland Fewtbawl begins (OMG, TEH SITE HAX) |
demsthenes |
(4.26) |
60,513 |
2006-09-04 |
description:
NO LONGER FORGATING POLEND!
I will be upload the original for those of you that want it back, I will also attempt an update without poland this time, or without my roommate uploading things :P http://footballseason.ytmnd.com/ for the original version!
domain:
ytmndfootballseason
site text:
SITE HAX FOR FPA // POLYND! //
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?Vending Machine Martyrdom |
b2lskirnir |
(4.13) |
16,460 |
2006-09-08 |
description:
I myself am an Evangelical Christian and am not criticizing anyones YTMNDs or beliefs. Religious/philosophical discussion is fine, but this just isn't the place for that sort of thing. Remember that old saying about arguing on the internet?
domain:
gloriainexcelsiscola
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?Kids bashing on ytmnd! |
Ademaro |
(3.32) |
916 |
2006-09-14 |
description:
This is the kids real number, he is an annoying 15 yr old who is hating on ytmnd.
domain:
annyoingshitkids
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?(nsfw) You're Gonna Like the Way You Loo... |
LordXanthus |
(4.24) |
6,777 |
2006-09-25 |
description:
An homage to my all-time favorite YTMND site layout. Also Richard Nixon.
domain:
zimmercawk
site text:
// I GUARANTEE IT //
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?Why are people so unkind.com |
kuriva |
(2.08) |
869 |
2006-09-29 |
description:
My first ytmnd. A 4th dimension possibility? I don't like to think so but I thought I'd throw it out there, I much prefer Heh.com. About time Khamal made an appearance in a ytmnd anyways.
domain:
whyarepeoplesounkind
site text:
WHY ARE // PEOPLE // SO UNKIND.COM
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?Taters Revisited |
Crashdance |
(3.15) |
1,541 |
2006-10-10 |
description:
I figured I should make a good, simple YTMND about Taters. I know this is been done lots of times before, but this one has an extra twist...
domain:
tatersrevisited
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?Subliminal Advertising |
tarkaan |
(2.63) |
1,835 |
2006-10-16 |
description:
http://www.kulaypan.com/hm_deluxe.html The Honeymoon Suite at the Muang Kulaypan Hotel Thailand. The guy in the middle is having a wonderful time. I hope this isn't old. If the music sucks, steal the image and resubmit it. If the ytmnd sucks..well..
domain:
subliminalhotel
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?Castlevania 3 Wienermobile (w/ Powergoat Audio) |
hovlane |
(3.00) |
1,686 |
2006-11-13 |
description:
Variation of an identical YTMND. Song this time is by PowerGoat and is entitled "Froggy Moshes."
domain:
oscarmayervania2
site text:
Konami Stole Oscar Mayer's // //
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?THIS IS HOW WE DO IT #KUR76 |
MontellJordan |
(2.94) |
893 |
2007-01-14 |
description:
There I was with an 8-year-old to raise and on my own for the first time in my life! I worked two jobs and went back to school. Lots of nights, my daughter and I would study side by side at our kitchen table.
domain:
thisishowwedoit76
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?Connery Denies Aid To YTMND |
SushiDatabase |
(3.48) |
2,175 |
2007-03-18 |
description:
Sean Connery has no patience for the hooligans on www.ytmnd.com. When I find the time, this site will be redone to have an animated gif and everything. As is, it's really just the audio. I forgot my fundamentals and also Polend- forgive me.
domain:
ytmndisalwaysinsomekindofperil
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?Homer Tells it Like it is --- Volume X! |
SevenAteNine |
(4.00) |
4,046 |
2007-04-14 |
description:
Homer told it like it was for the ninth time in September of 2006, so I've assembled an army of fads and notable sites from then 'till now. I hope you enjoy this tenthennial extravaganza!
Sound origin: http://seanconneryropestornado.ytmnd.com/, http://
domain:
homerx
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?YTMND Motivational Posters + Bonus (Pt 1.) |
YuriTheGreat |
(3.57) |
2,465 |
2007-04-27 |
description:
I'm doing a series of these Pseudo-motivational poster ytmnds, there are 30 each time with an added bonus. If you want to suggest one that hasn't been used go right ahead and PM it to me.
PLEASE NOTE: You may have seen some of these on 4chan, thats all
domain:
ytmndmotpost1
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?hot and downsey |
blue1622 |
(3.60) |
2,053 |
2007-08-08 |
description:
13 going on 30 is a movie based on an episode of the old teevee show "Quantum Leap", where the time traveler lands in the body of a retard...
domain:
downsey
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?(nsfw) Making an Up and Coming YTMND pt. 3 |
ToastChef |
(2.47) |
1,924 |
2007-10-28 |
description:
Making an Up and Coming YTMND pt. 3. Seriously, follow these steps and you'll be on the up and coming list in no time!
domain:
upandcoming3
site text:
PIZZA // POUTINE // EAR RAEP!
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?Thunderhorse Rides Out To Sea |
BloodyPython |
(2.67) |
1,167 |
2007-12-15 |
description:
I haven't done a site in a long time. Hell, I haven't been to this site in a long time. Anyway, I was doing an image search for Thunderhorse and I came across this image. I thought this would make a great YTMND. Enjoy or not, I don't care. If you don't li
domain:
thunderhorseridesouttosea
site text:
// // THUNDERHORSE
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?wait. part 2 |
DarthWang |
(3.24) |
1,523 |
2008-12-01 |
description:
Yes, I am going to do this every time someone makes a YTMND with a gif prominently featuring an eyeball
domain:
giantfreakingeye
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?Tonto jumps on it! |
donrosenberger |
(3.77) |
968 |
2009-03-18 |
description:
I have heard this song a time or two on YTMND, and it always reminds me of the old "Lone Ranger" TV series. So I went with the motivation.
domain:
tontojumpsonit
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?Three Clouds |
utini |
(2.75) |
1,361 |
2010-02-26 |
description:
Three clouds shifting form and time amongst within and beyond themselves. This is a remake of thirdcloud.ytmnd.com with an improved animated gif.
domain:
threeclouds
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?(nsfw) Sepherôth MIGHT just harm you! |
hitleraoefarms |
(1.88) |
5,102 |
2010-05-02 |
description:
A long time ago in a game called World of Warcraft there was a young Asian adult that played. He lived alone constantly tried to act tough in trade chat and put down people that he thought was less than him (which pretty much was everybody.) He gave a bad name to not only himself but his guild that somehow managed to carry him to get a shadows edge even with zone buffs.
His reign of terrible trolling and making noobs cower in fear were soon brought to an end when he decided to show his face in Sick Puppies vent where one of our guild members recorded his session with us (which is heard in this YTMND.)
Soon this video was posted on the realm forums and Sepherôth's reign was over. Even Hemoomoo and Cowandsanders got a few jabs in him before he was driven off the game by people constantly whispering him "I will push yo shit in" and "gimmi yo address" when he logged in.
Yes the picture poorly photoshopped onto his in game character is him. We acquired this photo from one of our female guild members hitting on him in game and getting his facebook!
domain:
Seph
site text:
HE WILL PUSH YO SHIT IN // //
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?Unlimited |
TheUnlimited |
(1.67) |
2,003 |
2011-08-03 |
description:
Unlimited, originating from the Internet persona of the same name, is a hysterically bizarre meme based on the famous avatar, the raving mad superstar Russian comedian. Unlimited, a 65 year-old active comedian, was born in Nizhny Novgorod to wealthy family. From an early age he perused an acting career in the world of cinema, but did not become recognized on the Internet until early 2009 where he made an astonishing appearance in AC Web, a large forum community. Since then, he has been very active letting off self-esteem and just the usual egocentric awesomeness one would expect from a psychotic madman with a brilliant sense of humor. By 2010, the Unlimited meme grew rapidly in popularity as the old man garbed in a mink hat became a legend to thousands of Internet browsers. These people caught immediate attention on the new trend and began generating more memes, from once something made in Paint, now full-blown Photoshop competitions arose with over a thousand entries in just the first three weeks, that which escalated as time went on.
It was first picked up on in 2009 very favorably by the AC Web (ac-web.org) community as a registered user of the website, Unlimited, began creating various comedy articles detailing more and more of his personal life, with images. The most notable was a simple Russian face with a mink hat, beard, and an almost evil grin. The user continues to post comedic articles as well as host popular competitions for the wacky meme.
The goal of the Unlimited meme is to grant users an entire series of more possible images to respond to one another on such websites as forums where comments are shifted back and forth.
An image of the meme is surprisingly simple to concoct as the head has been sublimely rendered, only awaiting a body to be pasted on. The ease of making an entry, the catchy details such as the beard, smile or mink hat of the Russian star, and the insane humor than can be evoked from it all compliment Unlimited as an ideal meme to laugh at, post with or spread among peers or the World Wide Web. Anybody can get creative, with minimal skills required, and only a passion to make. With a little more experience, one can add significant details such as props or effects to raise the bar of endless possibilities this meme has in stock.
Notable hotspots for the Unlimited meme include http://www.ac-web.org/forums/showthread.php?t=106604 and http://www.ac-web.org/forums/showthread.php?t=117048
Variations of the entries were virally posted and acknowledged by Google's spiders. The meme continues to vastly grow, though as of the moment, mostly within a handful of websites.
A few notable examples of the meme can be found in this slideshow: http://img801.imageshack.us/slideshow/webplayer.php?id=acmemeyourflame.png
The Unlimited meme, since its origins in 2009, has been greatly praised as every day more meme images popup on the Internet by inspired artists. It is only a matter of time until it becomes exponentially viral to a wider community.
domain:
TheUnlimited
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?Who Shot J.R.? |
madDogSoldier |
(3.50) |
3,814 |
2012-12-03 |
description:
Hagman died on November 23, 2012, at Medical City Dallas Hospital in Dallas following complications from throat cancer. In a statement to the Dallas Morning News, Hagman's family said: "Larry's family and close friends had joined him in Dallas for the Thanksgiving holiday. When he passed, he was surrounded by loved ones. It was a peaceful passing, just as he had wished for." The New York Times described him as "one of television's most beloved villains".
Actress Linda Gray, who played Sue Ellen Ewing on Dallas, called Hagman her "best friend for 35 years", and was at his bedside when he died, her agent told the BBC. In a statement, she said: "He was the Pied Piper of life and brought joy to everyone he knew. He was creative, generous, funny, loving and talented and I will miss him enormously. He was an original and lived life to the fullest."
Actor Patrick Duffy, who played Bobby Ewing on Dallas, was also at his bedside when he died. In a statement, he said: "Friday I lost one of the greatest friends ever to grace my life. The loneliness is only what is difficult, as Larry’s peace and comfort is always what is important to me, now as when he was here. He was a fighter in the gentlest way, against his obstacles and for his friends. I wear his friendship with honor."
Actress Charlene Tilton, who played Lucy Ewing Cooper on Dallas, referred to Hagman as her surrogate uncle and father, who was also at his bedside when he died. In a statement, she said: "At seventeen years old my life took a turn that one could only dream of. I was cast as Lucy Ewing in the iconic show Dallas. Dallas was so much more than a television phenomenon to me. It was my family. I grew up with a mentally ill single mother raising me and no father figure in my life. I lived on my own in an apartment from the age of fifteen. I remember the day I met the force of nature that is Larry Hagman like it was yesterday. (It was actually 35 years ago). My Uncle Larry became the father figure that I so needed and longed for. He taught me how to be professional, work hard but have fun at the same time, and how to respect the opportunities I was blessed to have been given. He was very protective because I was so young, but also expected the best from me on the set of Dallas. He was one of the best actors the world has ever known. To me he will always be my Uncle Larry. I am so so very sad, but cherish the lifetime of memories I have with him.
domain:
throatcancer
site text:
THROAT CANCER DID // LARRY HAGMAN // 1931 - 2012
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?I Made My First YTMND 10 Years Ago Today |
Deer-Slayer |
(4.29) |
5,399 |
2014-09-09 |
description:
It was ten years ago today. I was an anti social 16 year old who hated a lot of things but loved stupid internet humor. I signed into YTMND and decided to create my first site. It was a tribute to Colonel Saunders. I am now a 26 year old man who isn't quite as anti social and miserable as I used to be but I still have some work to do. I haven't been here in years but I came back for this day.
domain:
ytmnddayofdecade
site text:
Happy YTMND // Decade Day // To Me
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?REMEMBERTMND: Brian Peppers |
Locke5 |
(3.00) |
1,630 |
2015-03-05 |
description:
Another old YTMND fad. The first time I came to YTMND was when I friend showed me the Brian Peppers YTMNDs. Also R.I.P. Brian Peppers, 11/1/68-2/?/12.
domain:
rememberbrianpeppers
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?embracing your innerTMND |
Famery-Gai |
(4.46) |
1,277 |
2015-10-03 |
description:
playing with my ALF and Mrs. Doubtfire toys one last time before I throw them away and look for something new to make YTMND's about (instead of relying on the same old shit)
domain:
feels-good
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?Chadazoid! |
DarthWang |
(3.83) |
2,527 |
2017-03-21 |
description:
The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz".
Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick
Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga.
While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.
domain:
connector
site text:
BALLIN teen extraordinaire! // //
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?We've updated our privacy policy |
jimmyshackleton |
(2.00) |
1,252 |
2018-05-31 |
description:
YTMND.COM Privacy Policy
What This Privacy Policy Covers
This privacy policy pertains to the use of the YTMND web site at http://www.ytmnd.com/
This privacy policy covers how YTMND treats personal information that YTMND collects and receives. Personal information is information about you that is personally identifiable like your name, address, email address, or phone number.
Children under 13 are not permitted to use the YTMND service, and so this privacy policy makes no provision for children's use of the site.
Information Collection and How it is used
General Information
YTMND collects personal information when you register with YTMND to use YTMND services or to post content.
When you register we ask for your email address and certain optional information such as your name, birth date, birth place, gender, biographical information, ICQ/AIM/Yahoo/MSN user name, and personal interests.
Depending on your level of desired service, we may ask for your billing address, phone number, and credit card information.
YTMND automatically receives and records information on our server logs from your browser, including your IP address, cookie, and the page you request.
YTMND uses information for the following general purposes: products and services provision, billing, identification and authentication, services improvement, contact, research, and anonymous reporting.
IP Addresses
IP Addresses are automatically reported by your browser each time you view a web page. Your IP address is stored in our user registration databases when you register with YTMND, as well as each time you log in and each time you upload digital content.
IP addresses may be used for various purposes, including:
To diagnose or service technology problems reported by our users or engineers that are associated with the IP addresses controlled by a specific web company or ISP.
To tailor advertising based on geographic area or other information derived from your IP address. Aggregate information derived from IP addresses may also be reported to advertisers.
To estimate the total number of users visiting YTMND from specific geographical regions.
To make sure that people are not voting for themselves or friends during contests or promotions.
To ban you and everyone on your ISP for being a twerp.
Cookies
A cookie is a small amount of data, which often includes an anonymous unique identifier, that is sent to your browser from a web site's computers and stored on your computer's hard drive.
You can configure your browser to accept all cookies, reject all cookies, or notify you when a cookie is set.
If you reject all cookies, you will not be able to use YTMND products or services that require you to "sign in," and you may not be able to take full advantage of the YTMND service.
YTMND uses its own cookies for a number of purposes, including to:
o Access your information when you "sign in".
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o Display the most appropriate advertising banners, based on your interests and activity on YTMND.
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YTMND lets other companies (such as Google) [that show advertisements on some of our pages] set and access their cookies on your computer. Other entities' use of their cookies is subject to their own privacy policies, not this one. Advertisers or other entities do not have access to YTMND's cookies.
Information Sharing and Disclosure
When you post a message, your YTMND ID or alias that you are posting under is visible to other users unless otherwise specified.
If you post personal information online that is accessible to the public, you may receive unsolicited messages from other parties in return.
domain:
privacypolicy
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?KHANTMND: To be KHANtinued |
AegisReflector |
(4.60) |
1,257 |
2020-04-05 |
description:
KHAN can't raise his shield but then the episode ends oh no lol but this is from a movie why would there be an intermission i mean okay some old movies had intermissions but like this is far behind that point in time in which that would have been the norm and furthermore they would have not done it at such a pivotal juncture and meanwhile in the
domain:
khanabkhaout
site text:
TO // BE // CONTINKHANED
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?* Allô c'est Tintin Again * |
Nyls |
(2.50) |
625 |
2020-04-16 |
description:
Because the 1st Time tintinwho.ytmnd.com I typed randomly 1111 as an ID for the sound and it worked pretty well.
Serendipity rocks. 🤘
domain:
SayWhatAgainTintin
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?Jean-Luc Brunel Song |
madDogSoldier |
(4.25) |
2,600 |
2022-02-24 |
description:
French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel found dead in prison cell.
(CNN)French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel, a longtime associate of disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, has been found dead in his prison cell, a spokesperson for the Paris prosecutor's office said.
Brunel was found alone, hanged with bedsheets, in his jail cell at the Santé prison in the French capital at around 1:30 a.m. local time on Saturday, the prosecutor's office told CNN. It would not comment on whether Brunel killed himself, adding an investigation into the cause of death has been opened, "as it is systematically done in these cases," entrusted to the French judicial police.
Brunel's French lawyers told CNN their client's "decision was not guided by guilt, but by a sense of injustice."
"Jean-Luc Brunel has never stopped claiming his innocence. He has multiplied his efforts to prove it. A judge had released him a few months ago, and then he was re-incarcerated in undignified conditions," a statement sent to CNN by his lawyers Mathias Chichportich, Marianne Abgrall and Christophe Ingrain read.
Accused of rape by several former top models, which he denied, the 75-year-old was put under formal investigation in France in late June 2021 for "rape of a minor over 15," the prosecutor's office confirmed.
Brunel was arrested at Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport in December 2020 on counts of "rape and sexual assault, rape and sexual assault on a minor under 15, rape and sexual assault on a minor over 15, sexual harassment, criminal associations and human trafficking to the detriment of minor victims for the purposes of sexual exploitation."
He was released under judicial supervision for a few days in November 2021, before being returned to prison by decision of the Paris Court of Appeals. He appealed the decision as the prosecution prepared its case.
Brunel's arrest was part of a probe launched in 2019 by French prosecutors, targeting "acts of sexual nature likely to have been committed by Jeffrey Epstein and possible accomplices," based on checks and cross-checks carried out on information provided to the Paris public prosecutor's office and exchanges with US authorities.
Epstein was found dead in his prison cell in the United States on August 10, 2019. He was awaiting trial at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, after pleaded not guilty to federal charges accusing him of operating a sex trafficking ring from 2002 to 2005 at his Manhattan mansion and his Palm Beach estate, and allegedly paying girls as young as 14 for sex.
A medical examiner ruled his death was suicide by hanging.
domain:
brunel
site text:
// CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC BRUNEL // #DIDNOTKILLHIMSELF
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