| ?jack nicholson toaster strudel |
HarveyMilk |
(4.50) |
21,033 |
2010-09-30 |
|
description:
of the u.s.s pet supplies
domain:
paulsorvino
|
| ?crazy air conditioner |
letsago |
(2.20) |
1,418 |
2011-08-15 |
|
description:
this is the crazy ass air conditioner from brave little toaster movie.I WAS DESIGNED TO STICK IN THIS STUPID WALL
domain:
airconditionercrazy
|
| ?Exploding Toaster |
solo712 |
(1.00) |
621 |
2011-09-07 |
|
description:
it explodes
domain:
exploadingtoaster
|
| ?Happy New Year |
Radish |
(3.00) |
989 |
2011-12-31 |
|
description:
buy a toaster
domain:
twenty12
|
| ?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(3.00) |
1,632 |
2013-10-17 |
|
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
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| ?Power |
Audovoice |
(2.00) |
530 |
2014-08-18 |
|
description:
I love my Computer. I love my TV. I love my AC. I love my DVD. I love my Clock Radio. I love my Lamp. I love my Microwave. I love my Toaster.
domain:
powersex
site text:
Everything in life is about sex. // Sex is about power. // Power is about AAAAAAHHH!
|
| ?The Brave Little Toaster prepared me for a situation... |
Famery-Gai |
(4.08) |
4,184 |
2015-02-15 |
|
description:
Don't trust the backroom at ®adio$hack
domain:
self-aware
|
| ?(nsfw) Tom |
Kittythepage |
(2.50) |
548 |
2015-09-15 |
|
description:
Tom the toaster
domain:
tomthetoaster
site text:
Tom // This is // My gift to you
|
| ?kawaii desu |
Ursidae |
(5.00) |
677 |
2015-11-27 |
|
description:
toaster
domain:
qbscrub
|
| ?Nintoaster |
brexit |
(3.88) |
1,459 |
2016-08-15 |
|
description:
toaster
domain:
nintoaster
site text:
// YEAH TOAST! //
|
| ?good gorganzola |
ethany |
(3.50) |
693 |
2017-01-19 |
|
description:
I don't know I just have a bunch of Mario CDI gifs.
domain:
goodgorganzola
site text:
ALL TOASTERS // TOAST // TOAST
|
| ?OMG TOASTER CARD!!1! |
bistromath007 |
(2.96) |
3,853 |
2004-06-30 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
toaster
site text:
OMG // TOASTER // CARD!!1!
|
| ?(nsfw) Dickie Toaster |
secks |
(3.16) |
1,356 |
2004-09-10 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
dickietoaster
site text:
Dickie // Toaster //
|
| ?Scorpion makes a cd |
Cyclo |
(2.52) |
2,287 |
2004-10-17 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
Scorpionisdacrunk
site text:
Scorpion // = // The Brave Little Toaster
|
|
|
| ?STAB THAT TOASTER! |
gogogimpy |
(1.60) |
1,109 |
2004-10-26 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
toasterstab
site text:
STAB THAT // TOASTER! //
|
| ?Spanish people are filled with Strawberry Jam?!?? |
PresidentEvilX |
(3.00) |
2,859 |
2005-09-04 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
strawberryevil
site text:
// Anyone have a toaster? //
|
| ?Torgo Bread |
InterroGlitch |
(3.00) |
1,848 |
2005-10-08 |
|
description:
How was I supposed to insert this into the toaster?
domain:
torgobread
site text:
HOW DO I INSERT THIS // INTO THE TOASTER? //
|
| ?Toaster Dance 5000 |
sadlabrat |
(2.43) |
2,833 |
2005-10-23 |
|
description:
toaster englightenment
domain:
toasterdance
site text:
// // TOASTERS
|
| ?Toaster Frack |
Orphidox |
(3.62) |
2,872 |
2005-12-09 |
|
description:
Helo Fracks a Toaster
domain:
fracker
site text:
You Fracked // A // Toaster!!!!!!
|
| ?Electric Toaster! |
SpitValve |
(4.17) |
2,067 |
2006-02-16 |
|
description:
Electric Toaster, by U2
domain:
electrictoaster
site text:
ELECTRIC // TOASTER // !!!!
|
| ?woot off had ONE weakness |
trevvtrevv |
(3.84) |
5,293 |
2006-02-16 |
|
description:
the westinghouse black 2 slice wide toaster with toaster may go down as the biggest woot off killer in history
domain:
wootweakness
site text:
WESTINGHOUSE // TOASTER //
|
| ?Secret nazi toaster! |
Papa-Lazarou |
(3.50) |
2,218 |
2006-02-22 |
|
description:
Secret nazi toaster!
domain:
nazitoaster
site text:
OMG!!! // Secret Nazi Toaster! //
|
| ?Hitman:toaster style |
Star-Spangled |
(2.54) |
3,658 |
2006-04-30 |
|
description:
hitman toaster style.
domain:
hitman-toaster
site text:
// HITMAN:TOASTER STYLE //
|
| ?Bread Has ONE weakness |
HockeyUSA27 |
(2.28) |
1,379 |
2006-06-02 |
|
description:
Toasters kill bread
domain:
toasters
site text:
// Toasters //
|
| ?The Talkie Toaster! |
finolino |
(2.80) |
356 |
2006-07-01 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
talkie
site text:
The // Talkie Toaster // is the man now dog!
|
| ?(nsfw) BON JOVI IS BADASS |
yourthemegamanxnowdo |
(2.67) |
2,282 |
2007-10-20 |
|
description:
Bon Jovi kicking ass
domain:
bonjovibadassiest
site text:
BALLS // THE SIZE // OF TOASTERS
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| ?The Manliest Appliance In Existance |
HukedAnFonix |
(3.77) |
1,770 |
2008-02-23 |
|
description:
This is easily, hands down, the manliest appliance in existence!
domain:
manlyappliance
site text:
// A Steak Toaster //
|
| ?There's a Pokemon on Leg Toaster |
nicbalz |
(3.67) |
1,169 |
2009-04-28 |
|
description:
There's a Pokemon on Leg Toaster
domain:
theresapokemononlegtoaster
site text:
Theres a Pokemon // on // Leg Toaster
|
| ?LCFMAYTBOYPWR |
DarthWang |
(4.13) |
1,458 |
2009-12-02 |
|
description:
I figure I might as well make another site since I downloaded the episode to make that first one
domain:
magicwrench
site text:
Lou can fix most anything, // your toaster's broke or you // phone won't ring!
|
| ?She Seems to Have |
airbud |
(3.41) |
1,983 |
2010-10-09 |
|
description:
Genesis does what Nintendon't.
domain:
seems
site text:
SHE SEEMS // TO HAVE AN // INVISIBLE TOASTER
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