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flyingtoasters

// LOL //

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

DO NOT BELIVE HIS LIES!!!

liengtoster

HE IS A COWARD!!! // //

Bon Jovi kicking ass

bonjovibadassiest

BALLS // THE SIZE // OF TOASTERS

This guy owns your soul. Thank you someguyinahat for telling me the name of the music

ThisGuyownsyoursoul

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bitchininthekitchen

Oh, Toaster // Don t you put // the burn on me!

Plug in the toaster, and put a jew in it.

moontext

The Brave Little Toaster stares into your scrollbar

ToasterStares

http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-taser-grandmother-061009,0,52843.story shows Deputy Chris Bieze confronting 72-year-old Kathryn Winkfein after stopping her for speeding on May 11 just outside Austin.

texastoaster

72-year-old // great-grandmother // tased by Texas police officer

The Brave Little Toaster owns your soul

bravelittletoasterownsyoursoul

He can // you know it // don't deny it

Thought they were similar

itsafeature

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talkie

The // Talkie Toaster // is the man now dog!

Young Jeezy carries them toastas'

jeezy

we carry dem toasters // //

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bltcarmyspacesuicide

// I can't take // this kind of pressure

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toasterchase

Also, I this is the 1900th time this image has been used.

MichaelJacksonInACabInSpace

the brave little toaster stares into your mouse

toasterlikesmouse

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OMG // TOASTER // CARD!!1!

A Scientist is telling why the toaster won't run

pointdexter

buy a toaster

twenty12

from the hotel mario series

hotelmariotoasters

All toasters toast, toast // //

I want a raise.

butterandjam

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strawberryevil

// Anyone have a toaster? //

How was I supposed to insert this into the toaster?

torgobread

HOW DO I INSERT THIS // INTO THE TOASTER? //

those frakking toasters!

itisdoneimpleader

THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER f*ckING RULES

lampy

So many toasters, so little time

selectoneormoretoasters

there are many models to choose // //

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dickietoaster

Dickie // Toaster //

They killed every god damn car that had a solo :(

CarGenocide

Car Genocide // //

Yeah so I think these things are a joke. For some reason I think they look like a toaster.

theycallitacar