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This guy owns your soul. Thank you someguyinahat for telling me the name of the music

ThisGuyownsyoursoul

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

The Brave Little Toaster owns your soul

bravelittletoasterownsyoursoul

He can // you know it // don't deny it

The Brave Little Toaster stares into your scrollbar

ToasterStares

LOL, FOUREST

mrforest

// ...random //

the toasters rock

poolshark

Talkin' bout a Pool Shark! // Pool Shark! // Pool Shark!

Yeah so I think these things are a joke. For some reason I think they look like a toaster.

theycallitacar

oh yes

hotelnedm

no description given.

bltcarmyspacesuicide

// I can't take // this kind of pressure

Thought they were similar

itsafeature

This is easily, hands down, the manliest appliance in existence!

manlyappliance

// A Steak Toaster //

How was I supposed to insert this into the toaster?

torgobread

HOW DO I INSERT THIS // INTO THE TOASTER? //

MY F*CKING TOASTER

estacosanofunciona

// Mexico //

the title says it all, OMG secret nazi toaster strudel

strudel

// OMG!!!! //

A toaster bravely flies towards the heavens.

flightofthetoaster

Genesis does what Nintendon't.

seems

SHE SEEMS // TO HAVE AN // INVISIBLE TOASTER

I hate the Random personality....you know who they are....the gothic/emo crowd who love Invader Zim and Inuyasha.... This is making fun of them because they are obsessed with ebing random

lawlsorandomissofunny

LAWL // RANDOM IS // SO FUNNEH

Pop-Blart is the last Toaster Pastry Cop in the entire world. But after he is framed for sexually assaulting a little girl in the mouth, Pop-Blart begins to unravel a conspiracy involving a group of mysterious Strudel people who may have been the ones responsible for setting him up.

pop-blarts

Electric Toaster, by U2

electrictoaster

ELECTRIC // TOASTER // !!!!

NIPPLE TOASTER HAS SOME SPECIAL FUNCTIONS NOT WRITTEN IN THE MANUAL.

lolthisdomaindoesntexist

no description given.

Scorpionisdacrunk

Scorpion // = // The Brave Little Toaster

Secret nazi toaster!

nazitoaster

OMG!!! // Secret Nazi Toaster! //

Poor Emo... Cant Handle Life Anymore

LilEmo

Bathtub + Toaster + Emo = // *LMAO* //

no description given.

bravelittletoasterbad

There were bikinis and buns, // There were weenies, // Filini just couldn't forget

a mac computer is like having a toaster with no slots... useless!

applemakescrap

becuase toast is good

Thattalkingotasterfromthattvprogramwhatsitcalled

would you like some // Toast? //

best song from the brave little toaster...That toaster was so brave

bltoaster

Time // Fly // By!!!!11

Lewis wearing an oven mitt on his head, meanwhile bumping into a toaster

lewisovenmitt

Lewis put an // oven mitt // on his head

Bon Jovi kicking ass

bonjovibadassiest

BALLS // THE SIZE // OF TOASTERS

David isn't watching the boats like he says he is. HE'S WATCHING ALF NOW CUZ HE'S GAY!

davidwatchesboats