?I'm pretty much the best crime solver ever (b... |
SpitValve |
(2.60) |
953 |
2006-07-17 |
description:
My brother's the best detective ever. Watch him work his skillz
fg image origin:
My brother http://achapteraday.blogspot.com
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?pokemon arena |
memoosey36 |
(2.60) |
1,054 |
2006-09-01 |
description:
hgueh
fg image origin:
brother
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?real cave painting |
memoosey36 |
(2.60) |
703 |
2006-09-02 |
description:
made in paint
fg image origin:
brother
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?Coincidence? I THINK NOT |
Chunkala |
(2.60) |
638 |
2007-10-10 |
description:
TWEBS LONG LOST BROTHER, HE HAS A MULLET STILL
fg image origin:
MADE IT
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?rainbow dash loves brother android |
Spiffl |
(2.60) |
804 |
2012-05-05 |
description:
rainbow dash loves to jam to brother android
fg image origin:
dancing rainbow dash from "Rainbow Dash Presents: Captain Hook the Biker Gorilla"
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?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,827 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
fg image origin:
http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/
bg image origin:
Mine
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?Pancake On Head |
TheHypnotist |
(2.62) |
2,525 |
2006-06-22 |
description:
You all know.
fg image origin:
My brothers myspace, where he found it somewhere else
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?Uterus Punch |
Utopia |
(2.63) |
2,702 |
2005-06-02 |
description:
no description given.
fg image origin:
super smash brothers, street fighter
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?Bob Ross and Compadre Moncho 's Remix |
ShO |
(2.63) |
1,548 |
2006-03-22 |
description:
Bob Ross's Lost Brother, Compadre Moncho... he find him in Google :o
fg image origin:
Bob Ross and Compadre Moncho in Google
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?Castro takes a stand |
shinypirates |
(2.63) |
1,563 |
2006-07-31 |
description:
"Fidel Castro temporarily relinquished his presidential powers to his brother Raul on Monday night and told Cubans he underwent surgery." - Fox
fg image origin:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,206483,00.html
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?(nsfw) my sister's thong |
Dr-L337 |
(2.65) |
14,006 |
2006-09-08 |
description:
my sister.
fg image origin:
brother
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?(nsfw) The Fettucini Bros.! |
aaronak |
(2.65) |
3,063 |
2005-11-19 |
description:
The Fettucini Brothers from Secret of Monkey Island.
fg image origin:
The Secret of Monkey Island
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?(Nsfw)Bad Touch! |
kirbybong |
(2.65) |
4,293 |
2006-09-23 |
description:
my brother in law sent me the pic i laughed at it hope u will 2
fg image origin:
mailed to me
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?ELSHTEVEO IS MY EVIL TWIN |
Dr-L337 |
(2.66) |
3,146 |
2006-09-18 |
description:
no description given.
fg image origin:
my evil twin brother elshteveo
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?EuroDebt |
Cooper51283 |
(2.67) |
792 |
2011-08-11 |
description:
The European Debt Crisis comes to a head....
fg image origin:
my brother
bg image origin:
my brother
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?walken |
kalzaar |
(2.67) |
1,670 |
2005-07-06 |
description:
walken walking + baldwin brothers = that
fg image origin:
me
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?Do you think they show speed racer here? |
Johnny8242 |
(2.67) |
2,984 |
2005-07-28 |
description:
The Hanson Brothers rule
fg image origin:
SlapShot
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?Pokey Sucks |
PeaksHailfire |
(2.67) |
2,008 |
2006-01-03 |
description:
Pokey sucks. Can't help on the way to rescue his brother.
fg image origin:
Earthbound
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?Big Brother...Stares into your Soul |
dhaos |
(2.67) |
3,596 |
2006-01-14 |
description:
Big Brother is watching you.
fg image origin:
Google
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?Bing Bong Brothers - Lonely Island |
KenjiMeadu |
(2.67) |
1,884 |
2006-03-11 |
description:
Bing Bong Brother's latest hit, 'Look at our Penis'
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?Popeye gets screwed |
icantthinkofaname |
(2.67) |
1,477 |
2006-06-03 |
description:
no description given.
fg image origin:
Band of Brothers Episode 2
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?The Scariest YTMND Ever! |
Darkeiya |
(2.67) |
1,587 |
2006-06-12 |
description:
Gotta love site title sarcasm.
fg image origin:
My computer-illiterate brother
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?Mountain Dew: (Hi Diddily Di Dum) |
gir53457 |
(2.67) |
991 |
2006-08-05 |
description:
I made this a few days ago but my brother deleted it. So I waited a few days to resubmit it.
fg image origin:
Made it
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?Best Friends |
HungryPenguin |
(2.67) |
697 |
2006-10-27 |
description:
found this on my friends little brothers msn....
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?THESE ARE CHAPTER DONUTS |
spork033 |
(2.67) |
1,557 |
2006-11-01 |
description:
No donuts for Brother Smith.
fg image origin:
image Generator + Knapps brain = genius
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?zOmG 911 aReNt fUnNiEs!11!21!! |
therocksolid |
(2.67) |
1,578 |
2007-01-16 |
description:
stupid stupid stupid, just looking how ytmnd's are made.
fg image origin:
my brother made
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?The Blues Brothers are OUTRAGEOUS |
flornholio |
(2.67) |
1,954 |
2007-03-21 |
description:
no description given.
fg image origin:
Blues Brothers
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?Exercising with Scott |
cafejava |
(2.67) |
301 |
2007-11-27 |
description:
no description given.
fg image origin:
I made the video i took of my brothers friend scott dancing into
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?Moon man drops a safe on your baby brother |
JamesChicks |
(2.67) |
646 |
2009-10-11 |
description:
Now he is just a pile of goo and blood!
fg image origin:
Your baby brother was adorable
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?Jack Bauer interrogates Moon Man |
maplejet |
(2.67) |
886 |
2010-05-11 |
description:
MOER FRANTIC!!! LOLOLOLOL
fg image origin:
Darthwang's brother dancing in his pants
bg image origin:
This picture was on my computer...don't know why
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