?pokemon arena |
memoosey36 |
(2.60) |
1,055 |
2006-09-01 |
description:
hgueh
fg image origin:
brother
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?real cave painting |
memoosey36 |
(2.60) |
704 |
2006-09-02 |
description:
made in paint
fg image origin:
brother
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?Coincidence? I THINK NOT |
Chunkala |
(2.60) |
639 |
2007-10-10 |
description:
TWEBS LONG LOST BROTHER, HE HAS A MULLET STILL
fg image origin:
MADE IT
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?rainbow dash loves brother android |
Spiffl |
(2.60) |
804 |
2012-05-05 |
description:
rainbow dash loves to jam to brother android
fg image origin:
dancing rainbow dash from "Rainbow Dash Presents: Captain Hook the Biker Gorilla"
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?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,827 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
fg image origin:
http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/
bg image origin:
Mine
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?R.I.P Lucky |
GilFarmerFtw |
(2.58) |
1,194 |
2006-07-27 |
description:
Died 07/27/06 12:20 A.M., Cause: Unkown. He was only about 7 Years old. Weighed Approximatly 20 pounds. His brother lives on, perfectly healthy. From what I could tell, his death was painless. I know most don't care, but he will be remembered now.
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?Lets bring out our special guest! |
jordanramsland |
(2.58) |
911 |
2007-07-28 |
description:
Allman Brother fans have been waiting centuries for this day to come. A rare audio leak has been stolen from the Allman Brothers' vault and has enabled us true fans to hear this work of art.
fg image origin:
Photoshop
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?Great Moments in Flight History |
parrothead1983 |
(2.58) |
1,999 |
2005-07-08 |
description:
Wright Brothers, Wright Bros., Gorillaz, Feel Good inc.
fg image origin:
Wright Bros.
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?Conan is... A ROXBURY BROTHER! |
sonicrulez10 |
(2.57) |
2,917 |
2005-10-24 |
description:
Conan replaces Chris Kattan's place in the car!Update oct. 24, 2005: I changed the music
fg image origin:
Roxbury Brothers And Conan O' Brien
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?Sad iPod, No Apple Care :'( |
gregknac |
(2.57) |
1,068 |
2006-03-10 |
description:
My sad brother and his broken ipod
fg image origin:
My summer vacation
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?Hot Syrup!!1 |
Tony2Step |
(2.57) |
1,058 |
2006-07-02 |
description:
To Attract those who love Hot Syrup. irc.gamesurge.net #hotsyrup, come and join your brothers!
fg image origin:
http://photos.runic.com/syrup1.html
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?YTMDLSD: Give Peace a Chance |
rollonbustas |
(2.57) |
738 |
2006-09-03 |
description:
peace brother
fg image origin:
photoshop phun
|
?Crazy Hillbilly |
B-rizzle |
(2.56) |
1,145 |
2005-10-24 |
description:
Hi! This is Brad, and this is a picture of my brother(Hickman Mcgee) who was in the middle of filming a mockumentary and this farmer only agreed to be in this film so he could advertise his tractor......
fg image origin:
www.billybobthecactusblob.com
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?Look at the air time! |
dj-sea |
(2.54) |
1,404 |
2006-05-25 |
description:
009 Aston Martin ALMS racecar that "flew" 142 feet off the track at Mid-Ohio Raceway last weekend. The racecar traveled in the air 22 feet farther than the Wright brothers' first powered flight on December 17th, 1903.
fg image origin:
Mid-Ohio Raceway
|
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?The NEW Super Smash Brothers!!! |
cucucachoo |
(2.53) |
1,658 |
2006-01-12 |
description:
super smash brothers picture remake
fg image origin:
nintendo
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?Cats have one weakness |
kthxnbi |
(2.50) |
1,506 |
2005-12-17 |
description:
cat gets kicked into a turbine
fg image origin:
brothers grimm
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?With Great Power... |
scrow |
(2.50) |
833 |
2006-01-12 |
description:
props to my brother.. if someone's already done something similar, i'll delete this!
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?A special child enjoying some Battlefield 2 |
nkologe |
(2.50) |
1,441 |
2006-02-23 |
description:
A very special, very assertive, and very unsure child playing Battlefield 2 with his brother
fg image origin:
I know a guy who knows a guy who took this picture
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?Brian Peppers has no class. |
phenol |
(2.50) |
1,455 |
2006-06-09 |
description:
An old gif I made that kept screwing up on me so I had to redo it. Deleted old ytmnd I had with this gif.
fg image origin:
Band of Brothers, Google, my edits
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?L RON JEREMY? |
sixstringsofire |
(2.50) |
1,969 |
2006-06-13 |
description:
Are they brothers separated at birth by a goverment conspiracy to rule the worlds entertainment industry. Through the powers of Money, Music, and Porn?
fg image origin:
some chick in my basement
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?BROTHER LADIES |
MMD0225 |
(2.50) |
2,093 |
2006-06-27 |
description:
Cheese from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends is dressed up like a woman, claiming he's a lady, and that he and Bloo are "brother ladies."
fg image origin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uARZnvuQ78c&search=fosters%20mac%20da
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?That don't make no sense |
Phthalogreen |
(2.50) |
3,468 |
2006-12-26 |
description:
It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.
fg image origin:
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
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?Ain't nobody dope as Daisy |
Advancewars123 |
(2.50) |
1,354 |
2007-03-12 |
description:
Taken straight from the Super Mario Brothers Movie. "You are so Fresh, and so clean."
fg image origin:
Super Mario Brothers Movie
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?MONEY!!!! |
McGiggle |
(2.50) |
1,382 |
2007-05-27 |
description:
LET'S GO!!!!!1111
fg image origin:
Nerima Daikon Brothers
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?Draft Dodger |
DarkZelgadis |
(2.50) |
1,637 |
2008-04-21 |
description:
Marcus Vick is such a good quarterback that instead of being drafted, he decided to be picked up in free agency. That just proves he's better than Jay Cutler, Matt Leinart, and his brother Michael!
fg image origin:
Marcus Vick
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?Woo boo boo boo boo boo! |
captainsiberia |
(2.50) |
1,911 |
2008-08-22 |
description:
Woo boo boo boo boo boo!
fg image origin:
venture brothers - family that slays together part 2
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?True Lebowski |
westinmajors |
(2.50) |
840 |
2011-06-28 |
description:
jeff bagergle
fg image origin:
Youtube, true grit film by the coen brothers
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?Tribute to Bro. Michael Dimond |
woman |
(2.50) |
1,084 |
2013-01-02 |
description:
A humble tribute to a great servant of God and an anti-NWO warrior! We love you, Brother!
fg image origin:
www.vaticancatholic.com
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?I'M DREWSIF AND I KNOW IT |
ipalshan |
(2.50) |
507 |
2013-07-24 |
description:
My brother Drewsif's long time dream of becoming a sax artist of some renown has come true.
fg image origin:
Drewsif's favorite song
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?the My Brother Brad Series--#2: Austin Beats Debr... |
okerfuck |
(2.47) |
999 |
2006-05-22 |
description:
#2 in the My Brother Brad series. Many have commented on Brad's mirthful take on everyday life and attention to detail
fg image origin:
My Brother Brad
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