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Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

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Mine

no description given.

Google (originally a picture of Super Mario Brothers) + google +

Flying Brother

Created from JPEGs.

Your lucky I didn't use the Cosby audio.

Super Smash Brothers

My first try at a YTMND. (My brother helped with the editing a LOT.)

fboizard.blog.lemonde.fr,profile.myspace.com, + edits

Please don't vote if you don't get the joke pertaining to Super Smash brothers. Otherwise you're downvoting just because you don't understand. Image: Home made, and google search Sound: Home made

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brothers don't surf

sufinjas

Master Shake of ATHF meets his long-lost brother from the East.

Put Shoe on head by Little Grunting Timmy, age 7

my brother Timmy, he's 7

billy and buffo lee, twin brothers harness the power of the dragon into their furious fists and feet; also dogsh*t

google

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marx brothers

There back. Now on a new adventure as they fight against there other enemy's including Snowballs the Ice Monster, Doug, The Night Owl, Rabid Ron, Principal McVicker, Susan, Coach Bradley Buzzcut, The Unicorns, Garrett Bobby Ferguson, The Astronauts, Mr. Manners/Mr. Candy, Slade, Leroy, Janitor/crazy farmer, Todd Ianuzzi, Muscle Man's brother, and more. The fight to the death continues right NOW! On YTMND.

The Power

B&BH Head Banging

All stuff given to me by brother

Brother

Stuffed Lambchop is going crazy. Camra room by Chestermcdragon. Lamchop work done by me.

Me and my brother Chestermcdragon

I don't think a man condemning the use of his "brother"'s picture as a joke, and asking us to leave his "brother" alone would 5 a site entitled "It's Peanut Butter Peppers time, or any site with his hilariously ghastly image. The only image editing i did

A different spin on Pee Wee Herman and the "n*gg* Stole My Bike" saga.

Warner Brothers Studios

nazi ss motorcycle aunt jemima happy fun hurray syphilis hulkamania brother

akforum.net

brother bat is a retard handicapped piece of sh*t, lol!1

omg

I was boxing day shopping with my brother at Future Shop and came across this DVD. My brother took the photo.

Future Shop (taken by camera phone and editted)

Say it isn't so!

Super Smash Brothers website

American cosplay at its finest! You'll be hooked on the brothers!

My bro at SRU! It's the rock! Holler!

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Super Smash Brothers Brawl

Devolution should be taught in schools

super mario brothers

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Photoshop magic of my brother

no description given.

Super Mario Brothers

Tucker McElroy doesn't like your teeth. He plans on removing them, likely in a violent, painful manner. He informs you, beforehand, how funny it will be to look upon you whilst you attempt to eat corn on the cob after he has performed said act of teeth removing. Which is to say, pretty funny.

The Blues Brothers

3rd "My Bro Brad" installment. Why she's bleeding from her hoohah, I have no clue. Maybe Stone Cold came over from mybrobrad2.ytmnd.com and punched her in the woohoo.

My Brother Brad

I only edited in the blues brothers thing. its a real story on yahoo news

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061020/wl_afp/usmilitarypolitics

Peach goes spastic with a hookshot.

Smash Brothers Melee

Can the Mario Brothers save this sh*t storm?

the internet