| ?Drew Pickles goes to jail |
TheWindows2000Guy |
(2.67) |
963 |
2010-08-14 |
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description:
Something to make up for my crappy "Drew Pickles Rapes your generic troll" YTMND.
domain:
viacomisgay
fg image origin:
Google Images and MS Paint
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| ?The Diarrhea Song |
ddman |
(3.94) |
7,737 |
2010-08-11 |
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description:
Rock out to poop? Why, yes. Yes, you can.
This is a song I recorded in the late 1990s and found on a CD I burned in 2000. Yes, it's 100% original.
The song was originally recorded using some seriously wonky equipment. The vocals were belted through a Radio Shack cheap 7-dollar microphone and the multitrack on a Tascam 424 for those that remember that thing. The drums are fake and from a keyboard. All the guitars are real.
The only thing different is that I added in a guitar at the end (which is why it sounds so different from the other) because that section was originally intended for a solo I never recorded. Instead I just added in a rhythm track because it seemed to fit better.
Lyrics:
((PFFT))
DIARRHEA
DIARRHEA
YEAH ((PFFT))
PEOPLE THINK IT'S GROSS, BUT I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD ON TOAST
DIARRHEA
DRIVING IN MY CHEVY, AND I FEEL SOMETHING HEAVY
DIAHHREA
WHEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE HALL, AND I FEEL SOMETHING FALL
DIARRHEA
SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND I FEEL SOMETHING BURST
DIARRHEA
SLIDING INTO THIRD, AND I FEEL A WET TURD
DIARRHEA
YEAH
DIARRHEA
WHEN SOMETHING IS THE MATTER, AND I FEEL SOMETHING SPLATTER
DIARRHEA
WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY FEET, AND IT CAME FROM MY SEAT
DIARRHEA
WHEN I'M SLIDING INTO HOME, AND I FEEL SOMETHING'S BLOWN
DIARRHEA
WHEN I'M BREAKING ON THE BOWL, AND A WAVE COMES FROM THE HOLE
DIARRHEA
YEAH
OOP! OH MAN, I GOTTA WIPE MY ASS. HEH HEH HEH HEH. ((PFFT))
domain:
diarrheasong
fg image origin:
Google image search for diarrhea
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| ?Testing Your Mom |
terrapin43 |
(2.00) |
1,080 |
2010-08-10 |
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description:
Something Something Something Dark Side
domain:
testingyourmom
fg image origin:
Holy Taco, 81 awesome gif, jumping kid
bg image origin:
George W. Smith
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| ?lady gaga sticks her thumb up katy perrys ass and ... |
HarveyMilk |
(4.48) |
7,282 |
2010-08-06 |
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description:
no more fucking abba
domain:
DO-YOU-BOYS-LIKE-MEHICO
fg image origin:
rick moranis shrinks his children down to pea-size and shoves them down his cock hole and then jerks off all over their dog. the heat generated by the fapping overheats ricks cock and melts the kids while their trapped inside his urethra. The semen rushes up his shaft and engulfs the melted bloody kids turning the semen into a pink hued mixture, then moranis shoots all over the dog. Enlightened, Rick looks down at his pink cum covered dog and exclaims, " Ah, strawberry flavored." And then he beats the shit out of the dog with his glasses, because he has big glasses, and they hurt really bad when you beat something over the head with them.
bg image origin:
rick moranis shrinks his children down to pea-size and shoves them down his cock hole and then jerks off all over their dog. the heat generated by the fapping overheats ricks cock and melts the kids while their trapped inside his urethra. The semen rushes up his shaft and engulfs the melted bloody kids turning the semen into a pink hued mixture, then moranis shoots all over the dog. Enlightened, Rick looks down at his pink cum covered dog and exclaims, " Ah, strawberry flavored." And then he beats the shit out of the dog with his glasses, because he has big glasses, and they hurt really bad when you beat something over the head with them.
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| ?Message from another dimension |
alexxander |
(4.00) |
931 |
2010-08-04 |
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description:
some guy talking about something
domain:
themessage1
fg image origin:
dimension 5
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| ?CONTESTSUM2010: Procrastination |
FaggotLand |
(3.33) |
1,004 |
2010-08-02 |
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description:
40 sites is about 39 too many
domain:
procrastinated
fg image origin:
nuts
bg image origin:
Something for everyone
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| ?Gordon Ramsay will eat your heart out |
rockgnoblin |
(2.83) |
716 |
2010-07-31 |
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description:
If you laugh, something may be wrong with you.
domain:
grweyho
fg image origin:
Gordon Ramsay f word
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| ?Something Is Going On |
IAmASatellite |
(2.00) |
1,360 |
2010-07-30 |
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description:
Through all advancements, if Science has taught us anything over time it's that truth is stranger than fiction.
domain:
somethingisgoingon
fg image origin:
http://mountzion144.ning.com/profiles/blogs/crop-circles-frozen-music
bg image origin:
gif
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| ?Something Behind The Light |
IAmASatellite |
(4.00) |
1,883 |
2010-07-27 |
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description:
"The further away I am from the human race, the better I feel. Even though I write for the human race, the further away I am the better I feel. Two inches is great. Two miles is great. Two thousand miles is beautiful. As long as I'm able to eat. There's nothing left to say... it's so fucking... boring. Let it die. Let there be a new beginning. Goodnight."
domain:
colorbookWheat
fg image origin:
I took this picture
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| ?DRAW JOHNNYLURG DAY OR SOMETHING. |
therealdrewpickles |
(3.71) |
877 |
2010-07-26 |
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description:
http://aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.ytmnd.com/
domain:
drawlurg10
fg image origin:
I drew this in ms paint in one minute and a half.
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| ?Crystal has something to say! |
christbt |
(3.33) |
1,999 |
2010-07-25 |
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description:
Stop calling so late please
domain:
bnhst
fg image origin:
Tiffany
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| ?Coach Boone's Banana |
immor7al |
(4.21) |
7,328 |
2010-07-22 |
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description:
What really happened in Remember the Titans
domain:
boonesbanana
fg image origin:
same as background
bg image origin:
photoshop, youtube - Remember the Titans part..9/12 something like that.
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| ?KacenMix |
Lastimero |
(4.13) |
2,029 |
2010-07-20 |
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description:
Making something like this only seemed logical
domain:
kacenmix
fg image origin:
KacenMix
bg image origin:
KacenMix
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| ?Something Doesn't Add Up |
ectsoman |
(4.00) |
3,526 |
2010-07-18 |
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description:
Was stalking someone on ytmnd and was looking through their stuff when suddenly 16,777,204 views.
domain:
holdonaminute
fg image origin:
http://ytmnd.com/sites/908838/profile
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| ?Riker loves FaggotPSA but then Something Happe... |
DarthWang |
(3.94) |
1,819 |
2010-07-17 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
rikhan
fg image origin:
Riker Sad
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| ?BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM |
hannabarbaric |
(2.63) |
741 |
2010-07-17 |
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description:
this kid loves a party
domain:
thiskidlovesaparty
fg image origin:
from a something awful forum
bg image origin:
from a something awful forum
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| ?Charlton Heston Hates Parade Floats |
FatHistorian |
(3.62) |
924 |
2010-07-15 |
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description:
Charlton Heston finds something horrible
domain:
maniacs
fg image origin:
Planet of the Apes+Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (Grover) Hello Der.
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| ?Something For the Ladies |
oops |
(3.20) |
1,508 |
2010-07-10 |
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description:
Somethin' for the ladies.
domain:
chickchickachicka
fg image origin:
Tumblr
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| ?The Song to go Insane To. |
JDalpha22 |
(3.67) |
1,619 |
2010-07-09 |
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description:
Made this out of old looping sounds from the little known Konami Synthesizer for MSX.
domain:
songofinsanity
fg image origin:
FunnyJunk, of course. Had to use something weird for the foreground to push the insane message across.
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| ?There's something about Hilary. |
purplepp1eater |
(2.40) |
1,196 |
2010-07-08 |
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description:
Happy birthday to Ozog's girl.
domain:
hilaryfavre
fg image origin:
photoshop
bg image origin:
google
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| ?Moon Man Reveals A Secret About Himself |
fetcher |
(3.18) |
1,407 |
2010-07-07 |
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description:
Moon man shares us something we never knew before. Then he treats us to a song. Sun Man is not impressed.
domain:
MoonmanlovesKKKake
fg image origin:
M00N M@N
bg image origin:
It's a cake. What else do you want me to say?
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| ?Dr. Elliot Reid has something to say to you |
anystrom |
(3.44) |
1,794 |
2010-07-06 |
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description:
MAI OSSUM JOKZ!
domain:
elliotreid
fg image origin:
Scrubs, Episode 120 - "My Coffee"
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| ?Pokemon Is For Japanese People |
pikachu420 |
(3.50) |
1,788 |
2010-07-06 |
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description:
A Japanese man lives out his greatest fantasy through the most flexible medium yet known to man: looking like something from my nightmares.
domain:
ohgodwhy
fg image origin:
The kind of dreams where I wake up in a cold sweat screaming.
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| ?Stephanie Listens to Something Awesome |
Lastimero |
(4.08) |
3,888 |
2010-07-05 |
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description:
Stephanie Listens to Something Awesome
domain:
CakeRules
fg image origin:
MetallicaRules.ytmnd.com + edits
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| ?you are what you eat |
LegoLewdite |
(4.00) |
3,302 |
2010-06-29 |
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description:
"She had the best pussy. I was talking about her cat! You people are sick. I can't say anything without you naive Americans making it into something filthy. ... That cat was the best f*ck I ever had." -Steve Martin
domain:
lmlyp
fg image origin:
Shark Attack 3
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| ?Milla Jovovich thought of something funny |
racso802 |
(3.50) |
1,737 |
2010-06-28 |
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description:
milla jovovich likes to laugh?
domain:
jovovich
fg image origin:
fifth element
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| ?HENTAItmnd: Ash Ketchum has got to catch them ... |
DrakePyramid |
(3.45) |
1,203 |
2010-06-27 |
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description:
mandatory to write something here
domain:
goodfellas-casino
fg image origin:
Dragonball Z, edits
bg image origin:
Dragonball Z, edits
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| ?CONTESTSUM2010: I got nothing |
CyberCumshot |
(3.13) |
1,082 |
2010-06-23 |
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description:
Will attempt to make something funny tomorrow. For now, enjoy a random picture from my computer.
domain:
iamgoingtolosethiscontest
fg image origin:
The Dog of a girl I dated
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| ?Billy Mays Dropped the Ball |
Hotdogbunker |
(3.56) |
2,031 |
2010-06-22 |
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description:
Just a little something, hope it works out well with the timing. Billy Mays, RIP.
domain:
WowWhatsThis
fg image origin:
Oxyclean Ball commercial
bg image origin:
http://www.chrisewings.com/images/Misc/images/Nuke%203_jpg.jpg
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| ?APPLE FLAVORED PENIS |
fetcher |
(3.92) |
2,780 |
2010-06-22 |
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description:
Poo
domain:
AppleAss
fg image origin:
Butthole Road
bg image origin:
Something that isn't important
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