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A bunch of gathered 3D images along with some fun new ones I made RED&BLUE glasses required and your viewing of ytmnd will be taken to a whole new level!

puton3dglassesnow

This gif was rushed and half assed. Maybe i'll edit later.

Funny Street Fighter® V Joke™ is an amazing joke if you have never heard of Guilty Gear.

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Funny Street Fighter® V Joke™

Funny License Joke™

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Funny License Joke™

Funny Cutlery Joke™

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Funny Cutlery Joke™

stop polluting the environment

toxic-waste

day of the tentacle

I had to do this one because of the pun but the mix is pretty terrible, then again that seems to be a trend with these so far

dosage

It's uncited and all you get is this lousy joke citation

Something for your enemies.

badtroll

Atomic Betty - Practically Joking

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

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After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

Family Joke (New QuadMire Idea)

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Family Joke (New QuadMire Idea)

Austin Powers Joke Throwerz™ shows a classic Joke™

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Austin Powers Joke Throwerz™

Luke is a violent boy.

bluewampa

Empire Strikes Back, Sesame Street

Takeshi Kaga biting into a yellow bell pepper in a very enthusiastic manner.

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Iron Chef, Japanese TV show

[i]hidden contest[/i] - suggest the best title for the site and I'll use it as the title for the site!

wizrd

[i]wizard[/i] vranch at the piano

frackin voldemort is frackin awesome and he has good jokes

Voldemortisfrackinawesome

www.rnlaing.com

Just for the record, there was never any intention of a hidden/subtle "Oh no a Jew" joke. I just watched this bit on Youtube and laughed at Grover getting crushed by a door. If the Jew angle makes it funnier, that's fine too.

hellodere

Sesame Street

No joke, this was going to be a footdoctor site until I happened to see the frames in reverse. Fun fact: Debbie Does Dallas starred Bambi Woods.

thumporno

Bambi fad

Before you say, "hey I live in Cleveland and it does NOT suck!", calm down. Just a cheap joke is all. I'm from Dayton so I'm a Ohioan too.

cleveland-sucks

Google + edits

i ripped a scene from a movie i like to make a joke about ytmnd

going-to-mexico

beerfest

Don't you wish you had a cheeto like that?

thatsanicecheeto

The blue bird of friendliness

zOMG, another Blue Ball Factory! No I didn't make the picture. Yes I did edit it and fix some mistakes.

blueballs2

Something Awful forums

My entry into Necronomicon's rejected contest (ytmnd.com/sites/936663/profile/c6021146)

purplegif

files.myopera.com/monroe23/blog/fish_animation.jpg + edits

files.myopera.com/monroe23/blog/fish_animation.jpg + edits

This is not NEDM, but this is a good parody of Doom. Featuring John Romero, John Carmack, Tom Hall, and Adrian Carmack. even some Wolfenstein 3D, Commander Keen, and other funny jokes can be found too.

modtas

Masters Of Doom

this is not NEDM

musn't turn to the dark side! triangle circle square up down triangle x! down downright square triangle plus L2! satan guide my c*ck!

slurpspurtgulpslrshglshwhd

http://www.wetfish.net/qpalz/flash/brosis.html

You can't go cold turkey THAT easily!

fruitjuice

Friday, various sources, edits

Okay, someone went and took all the domain names I was gonna use... haha, joke's on me. So anyway, full text of disclaimer at http://boomaga.com/downloads/scientology_disclaimer.txt

scientologytalk2

only about 160k

Joke about xbox 360's faulty cooling system

Xbox360failsatcooling

lol peniz joke

castratedick

Penn & Teller's Bullshit!

Temper, temper...

deadspyjoke

Min Rizor drew it

this is blue ball machine but not tiled

notileballmachine

unknown

industrialization

factories

me

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