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Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

Mc Hammer. <3 // //

I googled it :3

I googled it :3

Long Live Ginz

ginzisdead

LONG // LIVE // GINZ

Artist EPK

Artist EPK

That black guy from Green Mile

michaelclarkeduncanisdead

LANDO // IS // NOT

michael clarke duncan

Wait, wasn't Bobby Fischer supposed to be dead...?

kotaku

Metal Gear 25th Anniversary

Dead pixel killer

killdeadpixel

killdeadpixel.com

killdeadpixel.com

In Bob's eyes....you are already dead

BobBreckhaslostit

RUN // RUN // RUN

Flickr - scratch's life

wow

dualscar

DUALSCAR IS DEAD // DUALSCAR IS DEAD // DUALSCAR IS DEAD

TUMBLR USER THETRUEDUALSCARCHRONICLES

ALSO TUMBLR USER THETRUEDUALSCARCHRONICLES

Anatoly Yevgenyevich Karpov (Russian: Анато́лий Евге́ньевич Ка́рпов, Anatolij Evgen'evič Karpov; born May 23, 1951) is a Russian chess grandmaster and former World Champion. He was the official world champion from 1975 to 1985 when he was defeated by Garry Kasparov. He played three matches against Kasparov for the title from 1986 to 1990, before becoming FIDE World Champion once again after Kasparov broke away from FIDE in 1993. He held the title until 1999, when he resigned his title in protest against FIDE's new world championship rules. For his decades-long standing among the world's elite, Karpov is considered one of the greatest players of all time. a Serbian and Yugoslavian chess grandmaster. He won the championship of Yugoslavia a record twelve times, and is considered the best player ever from Serbia. In 1958 he was declared the best athlete of Yugoslavia. In the 1950s and 1960s Gligorić was one of the top players in the world, and also among the world's most popular, owing to his globe-trotting tournament schedule and a particularly engaging personality, reflected in the title of his autobiography, I Play Against Pieces. (I.e., playing without hostility toward the opponent, or playing differently against different players for "psychological" reasons; playing the board and not the man.) On August 14, 2012, Svetozar Gligorić died from a stroke at 89 years of age in Belgrade.[3][4][5][6] Gligorić was buried on August 16, 2012, at 13:30 in the Alley of the Greats at Belgrade's New Cemetery.[3][4]

gligoric

ANATOLY KARPOV // IS NOT //

CHESSTMND

10 people visit this site daily

ytmndisdeads

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I want to beLIEve.

neilarmstrong

// Michael Collins is not! //

Astronauts Gone Wild

lorenzo the mink sings a cool song

sunserenade

vote 5 // //

ggfg

He got tired of people asking "If your friends jumped off of a bridge, would you?"

iller

SO IS PHYLLIS DILLER :( // //

Photoslopped

I don't care what you planned today. Get your ass over to the nearest horsefarm and beat off some horses, Dead or Alive(R)! Also, this is contains my official profile pic

ITSBEATOFFSATURDAY

me!

Fuck you.

royshaw

You don't fuck with // Apollo Creed! //

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Youtube: Epic Griefing. 11 year old kid can't handle his exitement over a magnum in Left 4 dead 2. He puts on his tough voice and goes "We can kill em".

dudeamagnum

Images created in photoshop CS5. Images found on google.

All you wanna do is ride around Sally

thisfadisnot

So is Sherman Hemsley :( // //

Bless Me

Sherman Hemsley, TV's George Jefferson, dies at 74

GeorgeJeffersonRIP

the jeffersons

Zombie hunting for pee wee!

Ubaralook

Dead Rising 2

Moon man dies.

Moonmandecap

Moon man's dead head on display.

Notorious navy seal copy pasta turned song hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Life. You're fucking Dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking Dead, kiddo.

navysealsong

PS

"When Hell Is Full, The Dead Shall Walk The Earth" - Jim Carry in 'The Cable Guy'

deadshreckoning

Robin Will.I.Am / Magic: The Gathering Pro Tour 1999

HMM HMM!

photoalbums

PHOTO ALBUMS // //

The Walking Dead E1S1

The Walking Dead E1S1

Lando is Not Dead

butguesswhois

// Anthony Sedlak is. //

Lando is awesome.

RIP Mermaidman.

mermaidmanisdead

RIP MERMAIDMAN // YOUR FIGHT AGAINST EVIL // WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN

Google

Google

Rest in peace Ernest Borgnine

restinpeaceernestborgninedead

RIP // Ernest Borgnine // 1917-2012

Google

Google

Hardcore monk dies lol

Helgadoss

me

me

Eric Sykes was a fucking legend who deserves better than this nonsensical bullshit. But at least it wasn't LANDO IS NOT. Might as well take a great big shit on his grave.

sykes

The BBBBCCBCC

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andygriffithrip

LANDO // IS // NOT

You know it had to be done.

She goes by "Fortune". She leads Dead Cell.

ladyluck

MGS2

He was third Snake, preceded by Solid and Liquid, a survivor of the Les Enfants Terribles project. Neither solid nor liquid -- he was a well balanced masterpiece...

solidussnake

MGS2