| ?MUST BUY THE IPHONE5 |
dingleshugen |
(2.67) |
1,430 |
2012-09-12 |
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description:
ITS GOING TO BE AMAZING
domain:
imustbuytheiphone
fg image origin:
Dead Rising + Apple
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| ?Tribes is Dead T_T |
tribes3 |
(1.00) |
1,804 |
2012-09-12 |
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description:
Trybeh os Deaod!!
domain:
tribesisdead
fg image origin:
Foreground image by TouslyXid
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| ?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
2,134 |
2012-09-08 |
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description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
site text:
Mc Hammer. <3 // //
fg image origin:
I googled it :3
bg image origin:
I googled it :3
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| ?Ginz Is Dead |
surefire |
(1.00) |
277 |
2012-09-07 |
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description:
Long Live Ginz
domain:
ginzisdead
site text:
LONG // LIVE // GINZ
fg image origin:
Artist EPK
bg image origin:
Artist EPK
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| ?MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN IS DEAD |
iceyblade |
(2.00) |
925 |
2012-09-03 |
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description:
That black guy from Green Mile
domain:
michaelclarkeduncanisdead
site text:
LANDO // IS // NOT
fg image origin:
michael clarke duncan
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| ?Hideo Kojima apologises to Bobby Fischer for puttin... |
woman |
(3.00) |
1,614 |
2012-08-31 |
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description:
Wait, wasn't Bobby Fischer supposed to be dead...?
domain:
kotaku
fg image origin:
Metal Gear 25th Anniversary
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| ?Kill Dead Pixel |
drw25 |
(3.55) |
61,978 |
2012-08-28 |
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description:
Dead pixel killer
domain:
killdeadpixel
fg image origin:
killdeadpixel.com
bg image origin:
killdeadpixel.com
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| ?Bob Breck has lost it. |
gjlasserejr |
(1.50) |
1,415 |
2012-08-27 |
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description:
In Bob's eyes....you are already dead
domain:
BobBreckhaslostit
site text:
RUN // RUN // RUN
fg image origin:
Flickr - scratch's life
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| ?(nsfw) wweensaww |
joweezee |
(1.00) |
1,095 |
2012-08-27 |
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description:
wow
domain:
dualscar
site text:
DUALSCAR IS DEAD // DUALSCAR IS DEAD // DUALSCAR IS DEAD
fg image origin:
TUMBLR USER THETRUEDUALSCARCHRONICLES
bg image origin:
ALSO TUMBLR USER THETRUEDUALSCARCHRONICLES
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| ?CHESSTMND: Svetozar Gligoric is dead! |
DarthWang |
(3.88) |
2,051 |
2012-08-27 |
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description:
Anatoly Yevgenyevich Karpov (Russian: Анато́лий Евге́ньевич Ка́рпов, Anatolij Evgen'evič Karpov; born May 23, 1951) is a Russian chess grandmaster and former World Champion. He was the official world champion from 1975 to 1985 when he was defeated by Garry Kasparov. He played three matches against Kasparov for the title from 1986 to 1990, before becoming FIDE World Champion once again after Kasparov broke away from FIDE in 1993. He held the title until 1999, when he resigned his title in protest against FIDE's new world championship rules. For his decades-long standing among the world's elite, Karpov is considered one of the greatest players of all time.
a Serbian and Yugoslavian chess grandmaster. He won the championship of Yugoslavia a record twelve times, and is considered the best player ever from Serbia. In 1958 he was declared the best athlete of Yugoslavia.
In the 1950s and 1960s Gligorić was one of the top players in the world, and also among the world's most popular, owing to his globe-trotting tournament schedule and a particularly engaging personality, reflected in the title of his autobiography, I Play Against Pieces. (I.e., playing without hostility toward the opponent, or playing differently against different players for "psychological" reasons; playing the board and not the man.)
On August 14, 2012, Svetozar Gligorić died from a stroke at 89 years of age in Belgrade.[3][4][5][6] Gligorić was buried on August 16, 2012, at 13:30 in the Alley of the Greats at Belgrade's New Cemetery.[3][4]
domain:
gligoric
site text:
ANATOLY KARPOV // IS NOT //
fg image origin:
CHESSTMND
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| ?ytmnd is dead |
pilleater |
(3.17) |
1,823 |
2012-08-26 |
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description:
10 people visit this site daily
domain:
ytmndisdeads
fg image origin:
-
bg image origin:
-
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| ?Neil Armstrong is dead |
woman |
(2.75) |
1,635 |
2012-08-26 |
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description:
I want to beLIEve.
domain:
neilarmstrong
site text:
// Michael Collins is not! //
fg image origin:
Astronauts Gone Wild
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| ?neil armstrong is sadly dead |
letsago |
(2.50) |
1,074 |
2012-08-25 |
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description:
lorenzo the mink sings a cool song
domain:
sunserenade
site text:
vote 5 // //
fg image origin:
ggfg
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| ?TONY SCOTT IS DEAD! |
jimmm |
(3.58) |
1,881 |
2012-08-20 |
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description:
He got tired of people asking "If your friends jumped off of a bridge, would you?"
domain:
iller
site text:
SO IS PHYLLIS DILLER :( // //
fg image origin:
Photoslopped
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| ?(nsfw) YTMND POPULATION WATCH |
beatingadeadhorseoff |
(2.70) |
2,727 |
2012-08-18 |
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description:
I don't care what you planned today. Get your ass over to the nearest horsefarm and beat off some horses, Dead or Alive(R)!
Also, this is contains my official profile pic
domain:
ITSBEATOFFSATURDAY
fg image origin:
me!
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| ?Roy Shaw is Dead! |
cactusjack666 |
(3.13) |
629 |
2012-08-18 |
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description:
Fuck you.
domain:
royshaw
site text:
You don't fuck with // Apollo Creed! //
fg image origin:
Fuck you.
bg image origin:
Fuck you.
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| ?Dude a magnum!!! |
Jehal |
(3.73) |
2,256 |
2012-08-14 |
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description:
Youtube: Epic Griefing. 11 year old kid can't handle his exitement over a magnum in Left 4 dead 2. He puts on his tough voice and goes "We can kill em".
domain:
dudeamagnum
fg image origin:
Images created in photoshop CS5. Images found on google.
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| ?SALLY RIDE IS DEAD |
jimmm |
(4.02) |
4,278 |
2012-07-24 |
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description:
All you wanna do is ride around Sally
domain:
thisfadisnot
site text:
So is Sherman Hemsley :( // //
fg image origin:
Bless Me
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| ?George Jefferson, dead at 74 |
nycanarchy |
(1.00) |
526 |
2012-07-24 |
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description:
Sherman Hemsley, TV's George Jefferson, dies at 74
domain:
GeorgeJeffersonRIP
fg image origin:
the jeffersons
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| ?Ubaralooks Dream |
theredmax |
(1.00) |
691 |
2012-07-23 |
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description:
Zombie hunting for pee wee!
domain:
Ubaralook
fg image origin:
Dead Rising 2
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| ?Moon man's final demise. |
Moonmankilla |
(2.38) |
915 |
2012-07-16 |
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description:
Moon man dies.
domain:
Moonmandecap
fg image origin:
Moon man's dead head on display.
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| ?What The Fuck Did You Just Fucking Say About ... |
JLen503 |
(2.85) |
3,780 |
2012-07-16 |
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description:
Notorious navy seal copy pasta turned song
hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Life. You're fucking Dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking Dead, kiddo.
domain:
navysealsong
fg image origin:
PS
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| ?Dead Shreckoning |
Converged |
(2.86) |
1,204 |
2012-07-16 |
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description:
"When Hell Is Full, The Dead Shall Walk The Earth" - Jim Carry in 'The Cable Guy'
domain:
deadshreckoning
fg image origin:
Robin Will.I.Am / Magic: The Gathering Pro Tour 1999
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| ?PHOTO ALBUMS |
Metalock |
(1.00) |
811 |
2012-07-12 |
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description:
HMM HMM!
domain:
photoalbums
site text:
PHOTO ALBUMS // //
fg image origin:
The Walking Dead E1S1
bg image origin:
The Walking Dead E1S1
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| ?Lando is Not Dead |
OldFadsNeverDie |
(3.29) |
1,616 |
2012-07-12 |
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description:
Lando is Not Dead
domain:
butguesswhois
site text:
// Anthony Sedlak is. //
fg image origin:
Lando is awesome.
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| ?mermaidman is dead |
GeddyClaypoolBurton |
(2.88) |
725 |
2012-07-09 |
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description:
RIP Mermaidman.
domain:
mermaidmanisdead
site text:
RIP MERMAIDMAN // YOUR FIGHT AGAINST EVIL // WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN
fg image origin:
Google
bg image origin:
Google
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| ?rest in peace ernest borgnine dead |
GeddyClaypoolBurton |
(3.67) |
1,005 |
2012-07-08 |
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description:
Rest in peace Ernest Borgnine
domain:
restinpeaceernestborgninedead
site text:
RIP // Ernest Borgnine // 1917-2012
fg image origin:
Google
bg image origin:
Google
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| ?Hardcore Monk Hell DEAD |
MasterMike11 |
(2.60) |
1,199 |
2012-07-06 |
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description:
Hardcore monk dies lol
domain:
Helgadoss
fg image origin:
me
bg image origin:
me
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| ?Eric Sykes is Dead |
Radish |
(1.00) |
1,794 |
2012-07-05 |
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description:
Eric Sykes was a fucking legend who deserves better than this nonsensical bullshit. But at least it wasn't LANDO IS NOT. Might as well take a great big shit on his grave.
domain:
sykes
fg image origin:
The BBBBCCBCC
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| ?(nsfw) ANDY GRIFFITH IS DEAD |
OldFadsNeverDie |
(3.83) |
3,136 |
2012-07-03 |
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description:
.
domain:
andygriffithrip
site text:
LANDO // IS // NOT
fg image origin:
You know it had to be done.
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