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Monty Python's summarise Proust competition features this soundbyte. It applies quite generally to all fails on this site and on the Internet at large, maybe in all our lives. I suppose I could kill myself, only then I'd miss the lulz as it were, and yet I wouldn't care much if I were dead, however the trolls need someone to annoy I'm sure.

startagain

Fail // //

Classic Picard facepalm

These dead crabs are sharp

SharpSharpSharp

Sharp! // Sharp! // SHARRPP!!

I took pictures of dead blue crabs dont worry though they were already cleaned

same as foreground origin.. it really is a rich deep background

Is guest blogging dead?

isguestbloggingdead

YES!!! // //

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Shirley Temple is dead

shirleytempleisdead

Wilford Brimley // is // not

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2009/12/wilfred_brimley.jpg

Michonne takes out her rage with Navi against the undead.

michonneislinkfromzelda

Michonne All Walker Kills The Walking Dead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj8wmFFTKRo

dead memes will dance in my dreeeeeaaams

suchparty

me

imgur

Pedophile Dead Arm

killslick

DICK PICS // PLEASE // DICK PICS

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He Dead!

DumblyDoor

Sad Pug

Jack is sad!

Chin is Dead

chinisdead

Hong Kong 97

"I Am Death, Destroyer of Worlds" from the record "Forever Dead // Forever Dying" by Hadak Ura. Listen to the whole record at www.hadakura.bandcamp.com

hadakura

SMASH BEERS // AND // SMASH PLANETS

This is original music from my band Hadak Ura.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hubacub

Hubacub // Is // Amazing

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gah

icompareyou

NOW THAT YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD // //

TUMBLR

DEVIANTART

Dead Pope and Creed = Perfection

deadpopecreed

Dead Pope // //

Internet

Internet

He's dead.

greatestdead

Lando // is // not

No

Jackie's dog died from overheating in the Arizona heat

RIPjackiesDog

Jackies dog

Arizona Sun

RIP 2001-2016 YTMND WILL SHUT DOWN SOON

dead2016

RIP // YTMND // 2001-2016

RIP YTMND

What once was is now dead and gone. In memory of the good ol days.

Hyperlooptwo

Adventure time

he is dead sadly

RIPclownPRINCE

RIP THE CLOWN PRINCE // //

meta

meta

Sandal Smith

sandalsmith

dead website // //

Sandal Man 3

September is almost over... R.I.P. Peter.

TypeONeg

Lost man in time // was his name // Peter?

Type O Negative's Dead Again Album.

Dade is not dead dade is alive

dade

dade lives!!!11!! // //

FilthyFrankTV

FilthyFrankTV

Overlapping audio on World-Wide Christian Radio transmitter 2; Brther Stair (dead) ghosting behind M. Scott of the University Network. Recorded 1-05-22, 9:06-9:08pm

wwcrgetyouracttogether

Taken from Google images. Melissa Scott in crappy sunglasses.

Taken from Google images. Ralph Gordon Stair in handcuffs for his molestation accusation/arrest.

How many days until gernab is dead?!

savegernab

SAVE GERNAB // // Days to Death: 11

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n/a

the boomers found out that edd gould is dead

OHNOEDDISDEAD

CUZ EDD GOULD IS FUCKING DEAD // THE WORLD IS EXPLODING // NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!1!

i made the fucking shit image

same shit

Plur life. Cringe culture is dead. Getbased be erased

Littlekandiraver

eat a dick land lover! // eat a dick land lover! // eat a dick land lover!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbbUWU-0GGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbbUWU-0GGE

Perfection Girl was Mary-Ann Rialeb, a Canadian college girl, raised in Minnesota, she worked as a part time model. Last Thursday (years ago), Anon posted a motivator in a mindfuck thread on 4chan. What would cause us to shit bricks? "You're fapping to a dead chick," said Anon. Of course, this caused the legion to go batshit and went into a flame war that has lasted till this day. Some say the green wrist band she is wearing is used by hospitals to ID COMA patients, therefore implying she was in a deep coma when the picture was taken. However, both the color and writing matches that of a security wrist tag from Leedsfest, a Brit rock gig. Oh God, So Sad *choke* Yet So True. Note- Do checkout: x.com/dolst

MaryAnnRialeb

// // Pad .

https://edramatica.com/Perfection_Girl

https://edramatica.com/Perfection_Girl

Presenting the Official Video Song 'Pray'. Featuring the deadly duo IKKA X KING and the ravishing Priyanka Chahar Choudhary. Gulshan Kumar & T-Series Presents- Bhushan Kumar's "PRAY (Official Video)". #PRAY #IKKA #KING #PRIYANKACHAHARCHOUDHARY. Audio Credits: Singer: Ikka, King, Music - Ikka, King & Hiten, Lyrics - Ikka, King, Featuring - Ikka, King & Priyanka Chahar Choudhary, Director - Dhruwal & Jigar, Music Label - T-Series. Video Credit: Production House: The 2 Studio, Video Producer: RC Rana, Director: Dhruwal Patel & Jigar Mulani, DOP: Dhruwal Patel, Choreographer: Ruel Dausan Varindani, Asst Choreographer: Navya Agarwal, Prutha Karandikar, Line Producer: Abdul Vahid M, Chief Ad: Anuj Pandey, Direction Team: Shreyash Srivastav, Richa Shah, SteadyCam Operator: Siddesh Shetty, Production Designer: Quincy Sanadhya, Associate PD: John Panjtan, Editor: Abhishek Kumar Singh, Production Controller: Triweni JP Tiwari, Production Manager: Sachin Gupta, Deva Jarvis, Anukul Shukla, Set Decorator: Dinky Punjabi, Set Dresser: Schauna Bandekar, Head Prop Boy: Santosh Mourya, Light Gaffer: Satya Gupta, Editor: Abhishek Kumar Singh, Associate editor: Nishant Sagar, Online: Cut & Action films, DI Studio: Nube Cirrus, Dancer Costumes Styling: Pallavi Sharma, Dancer Makeup & Hair: Karan Singh, Panther operator: Suraj Yadav, Grade: Onkar Singh, Dress: Islam Khan, Production Boy: Devdatt Sharma, Ravi & Team. Team IKKA- Hair: Paula, Make up : Sonu (Team Swapnil), Ikka Manager : Joel William, Fab entertainment, Stylist: Akshita Choudhary. Team KING- KING appears courtesy of Warner Music India, Hair: Javed, Makeup: Manish (Team Swapnil), Styling: Robertson Lyngdoh, Spot: Arun, Management: Bluprint. Team Priyanka Chahar Choudhary- Represented by: Guunjan Vikkas Manaktala, Hair: Siddhi Veshvikar, Make Up: Urvashi Chauhan, Styling: Hitendra Kapopara.

PrayMV

BollyWood ' S // FloppEst : // T - Series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVY2VejF_YM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVY2VejF_YM

Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

Snow Viper // //

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

Real Name - Emma Grace Frost. Aliases - White Queen. Birthplace - Boston, Massachusetts. Gender - Female. Height - 5′10″. Weight - 147 lbs (human form), 439 lbs (diamond form). Eye color - Blue. Hair color - Blond. Relatives - Stepford Cuckoos (daughter). Powers/Skills : High-level telepathy, Psionics, Mind Control, Memory Manipulation, Diamond form transformation granting enhanced strength, stamina, durability and resistance to extreme temperatures. Role - Vanguard. Health - 650. Affiliation : X-Men, Illuminati, Hellfire Club (formerly). First Appearance : X-Men #129 (October 1979). Voice Actor - Laura Post. "For Emma Frost, war is the purest form of art. With her formidable telepathic abilities, she intricately weaves a deadly mental web that ensnares her foes, while her indestructible diamond form lets her lead her teammates fearlessly into the fray. Forever elegant and composed, Emma reigns as the one true queen of the battlefield!" - Official description! Emma Frost a Vanguard hero for Marvel Rivals. She was released in Season 2.

EmmaGFrost

GoonerGate'S DoomEr Bait // //

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-edX6uzC68

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpOhyN4zYQY

Grimmy (SevenArts) - Ask Me Anything ! ! ! " Hey! Snot Nose... You're dead, get over it Now quit your bawling. I have shit to do "

Grimmy

Ugh...Fine... // //

https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/media

https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/media