?YTMND Casino *UPDATED!* |
Shorty-Longstrokin |
(4.26) |
18,999 |
2006-07-27 |
description:
No longer a test site... (Forgive the lame domain name.) This was a collaborative effort by me and big-pappa-fred. We both work in a casino too. (UPDATE: N64kid, "fail at life", Tourettes Guy because of the domain.)
sound origin:
'Final Fantasy,' 'Popcorn,' 'NEDM,' 'Running in the 90s,' etc.
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?Marty McFly had one weakness |
jrd6883 |
(4.25) |
48,308 |
2006-02-01 |
description:
Marty fails at walking
sound origin:
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?G&G Guns suck |
MrBland |
(4.25) |
587 |
2008-04-05 |
description:
My G&G GR16 failed miserably. Observe.
sound origin:
Other YTMNDs
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?Only Greg Loves The Zune |
shikoku88henro |
(4.25) |
708 |
2010-07-14 |
description:
Zune is Fail
sound origin:
take on me by aha
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?Safety Not Guaranteed upvoted by professor |
t-wiz |
(4.25) |
21,584 |
2006-03-12 |
description:
Half-way through an exam I was confident I had screwed up, I lost all hope and decided to push it to the limit.
Be gentle. This is my first YTMND, and I ran the risk of failing an exam for it.
sound origin:
Scarface Soundtrack - Push it to the Limit
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?GuCcI mAn dont maek no cent |
BearsCanSmellThis |
(4.24) |
19,139 |
2007-06-14 |
description:
Gucci man fails at english.
sound origin:
Gucci Man
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?return of the return of the return of the return of th... |
lowcast |
(4.24) |
4,874 |
2006-07-05 |
description:
when all else fails rotm
sound origin:
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?Passing Time |
wisdumcube |
(4.24) |
10,590 |
2008-12-20 |
description:
Oppressed by regimes, starved by failing economies and hunted by cats, immigrant mice try to seek new opportunities in the land of opportunity. But there is still a long journey ahead of them, and a storm is brewing out in the open seas.
sound origin:
bernard herrmann - twisted nerve + an american tail
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?Bill & Ted Mess Up |
ottervomit |
(4.23) |
15,519 |
2006-01-26 |
description:
In an alternate timeline, Bill & Ted fail their history report!
sound origin:
Dimmur Borgir - Eradication Instincts Defined
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?SINGAPORE |
houseofcards |
(4.22) |
2,043 |
2009-04-28 |
description:
I fully anticipate some moron is gonna come by and tell me how I misheard this, and how it isn't actually saying Singapore. It never fails, really.
sound origin:
Singapore
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?Kid Fails at Tests |
Lethik |
(4.22) |
7,026 |
2006-05-01 |
description:
I would have given him an A
sound origin:
Fail at Life Sound
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?Crying While Eating |
myname |
(4.20) |
4,703 |
2005-10-12 |
description:
THIS IS REAL. See for yourself. These people fail so hard.
sound origin:
goodbyegraphicscard.ytmnd.com
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?The Secret behind all the Teas |
Zaric |
(4.20) |
1,989 |
2008-01-08 |
description:
There is a small group known as the Teas. This is their secret. And so a bastard YTMND was born to fail.
sound origin:
Requiem for a Dream
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?People try to measure Obamas's penis |
Joedang |
(4.20) |
3,003 |
2009-07-20 |
description:
People try and fail to measure Obama's penis so he gets help from Tim Kaine to help show them...
sound origin:
ghost love score and La Llorona (little miss sunshine)
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?Automatic Face Detection |
mysterious-user |
(4.20) |
1,332 |
2016-12-17 |
description:
Brian fails at Photofunia. Lmao
sound origin:
Trans Siberian Orchestra - A Mad Russian's Christmas
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?(nsfw) DO A FUCKIN SPIN DASH |
RaziyaTheSeeker |
(4.20) |
440 |
2023-09-15 |
description:
In her defense, the spin dash probably wasn't implemented into Sonic 2's beta.
sound origin:
Nick Arcade FAIL 2 - Melissa Joan Hart (same as foreground)
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?(nsfw) Little Mac fails at revenge |
REGomega |
(4.19) |
15,137 |
2006-06-04 |
description:
Little Mac fails at revenge, and fails thoroughly. This took me forever to make.
sound origin:
classic nsmb
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?Riker Attempts World Of Warcraft (Updated) |
XxShadowxX |
(4.19) |
149,985 |
2006-09-01 |
description:
Riker fails at world of warcraft, Update: slowed down the whisper
sound origin:
http://Rikercantwatchit.ytmnd.com
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?Robearcop |
TheMayor |
(4.17) |
7,257 |
2009-04-15 |
description:
Bear kills Alex Murphy and steals his suit and becomes Robearcop. Attempts to sing the NES version of the Robocop theme song and fails because bears can't sing.
sound origin:
Roboop NES, bearsounds, no effort
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?ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP (Electoral Vo... |
madDogSoldier |
(4.16) |
16,038 |
2016-12-20 |
description:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html
Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals.
A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama.
But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227.
Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes.
Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president.
Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed.
“This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.”
Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner.
It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000.
With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results.
Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks.
Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday.
Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency.
But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.
sound origin:
Team America, World Police
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?Punk, What Happened? |
lolno |
(4.16) |
4,818 |
2006-01-20 |
description:
Punk Fails
sound origin:
New Bomb Turks - This place sucks
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?gman DOESNT have a wonderful time upgrading hi... |
MiniME72706 |
(4.15) |
11,254 |
2006-03-10 |
description:
gman tried to upgrade his dell to dual crossfire ATI cards, and fails. DELL FTW!!!1112one
OMG FINE ILL GET RID OF THE TEXT.
sound origin:
Clip of a song by tiny tim stolen from someone else, srry.
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?Man-at-Arms blows it |
stratos-the-bratos |
(4.15) |
5,257 |
2006-08-23 |
description:
Looks like he failed Rocket Science 101 once again.
sound origin:
destroy2000.ytmnd.com
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?GaryGnu Disobeys Sun Man |
GaryGnu |
(4.15) |
1,756 |
2009-09-10 |
description:
I fail at life, I litter. Sun man gives me sunburn as punnishment.
sound origin:
Lacrossestar83's fail horns remix
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?Linda McMahon fails it |
tehshingen |
(4.14) |
4,754 |
2005-12-24 |
description:
Linda McMahon fails to properly be a victim of a Stone Cold Stunner
sound origin:
The Price is Right
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?My Name Is Dodgson |
Bloodcider |
(4.14) |
3,013 |
2010-07-28 |
description:
This is me trying to be as good as Fourest and failing.
sound origin:
Eminem - My Name Is + Jurassic Park
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?Zoidberg fails at life... |
atomicduck |
(4.13) |
12,892 |
2006-05-21 |
description:
Doctor zoidberg fails at life
sound origin:
ytmnd
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?Why Communism Doesn't Fail in China |
LEXERAN |
(4.13) |
8,815 |
2007-02-10 |
description:
Thanks to CrispyEd for the idea
(see comments on Why Communism fails[http://communismfails.ytmnd.com/])
sound origin:
Moskau
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?Mr. Porkchop fails at life |
Phluxy |
(4.13) |
2,147 |
2007-03-17 |
description:
Mr. Porkchop Fails at Life
sound origin:
Price is Right Theme
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?How Not To Rob A Liquor Store [Robber Fails] |
DeviFoxx |
(4.12) |
5,124 |
2006-04-25 |
description:
A would-be robber fails at holding up a convenience store.
sound origin:
The Price Is Right - Fail The Game
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