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kris gangnam style

staple tapeworms on my penis by passenger of shit

touch football means you're supposed to touch the ball, and keep on touching it

Hey Dude - Episode 01 - Day One at the Bar None Hey Dude - Episode 53 - Miss Tucson

French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel found dead in prison cell. (CNN)French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel, a longtime associate of disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, has been found dead in his prison cell, a spokesperson for the Paris prosecutor's office said. Brunel was found alone, hanged with bedsheets, in his jail cell at the Santé prison in the French capital at around 1:30 a.m. local time on Saturday, the prosecutor's office told CNN. It would not comment on whether Brunel killed himself, adding an investigation into the cause of death has been opened, "as it is systematically done in these cases," entrusted to the French judicial police. Brunel's French lawyers told CNN their client's "decision was not guided by guilt, but by a sense of injustice." "Jean-Luc Brunel has never stopped claiming his innocence. He has multiplied his efforts to prove it. A judge had released him a few months ago, and then he was re-incarcerated in undignified conditions," a statement sent to CNN by his lawyers Mathias Chichportich, Marianne Abgrall and Christophe Ingrain read. Accused of rape by several former top models, which he denied, the 75-year-old was put under formal investigation in France in late June 2021 for "rape of a minor over 15," the prosecutor's office confirmed. Brunel was arrested at Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport in December 2020 on counts of "rape and sexual assault, rape and sexual assault on a minor under 15, rape and sexual assault on a minor over 15, sexual harassment, criminal associations and human trafficking to the detriment of minor victims for the purposes of sexual exploitation." He was released under judicial supervision for a few days in November 2021, before being returned to prison by decision of the Paris Court of Appeals. He appealed the decision as the prosecution prepared its case. Brunel's arrest was part of a probe launched in 2019 by French prosecutors, targeting "acts of sexual nature likely to have been committed by Jeffrey Epstein and possible accomplices," based on checks and cross-checks carried out on information provided to the Paris public prosecutor's office and exchanges with US authorities. Epstein was found dead in his prison cell in the United States on August 10, 2019. He was awaiting trial at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, after pleaded not guilty to federal charges accusing him of operating a sex trafficking ring from 2002 to 2005 at his Manhattan mansion and his Palm Beach estate, and allegedly paying girls as young as 14 for sex. A medical examiner ruled his death was suicide by hanging.

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nuukem

School Fire Alarm

Cuphead is now on Netflix!

SNL

my friend posted this gif while we were playing this song on discord and my other friend was like "this has YTMND energy" so i signed up and made it into a YTMND

Manuel - Tiger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP5O0Fv4Zkc

My introduction to Johnny Fedora and Alice Bluebonnet was this bumper on DTV.

Steve Wonder - "I Was Made to Love Her"

I remember this big model computer keyboard on the wall at the studio for CNN Headline News.

CNN Headline News

Chad Warden discovers that there's a new character in SSB, and this causes him to reevaluate his views on the franchise

You can probably guess

Example of the hard sell of "Dr." Melissa Scott on shortwave radio/Internet streaming. Like with her deceased husband she wants her listeners calling in donations NOW. Recorded off NA5B east coast SDR, Feb. 1, 2022. WWCR transmitter 2.

Off air NA5B WebSDR.

Moon Man is an evil supervillain. Do I need to put a disclaimer here? Don't make bomb threats, asshole. BOMBTHREAT Uhh Ayo it's just another bombthreat, uh KKK Ayo it's just another bombthreat, yeah It goes a K, K, K Yeah and it's just another bombthreat And glowniggers be thinkin' that they can fake this But I'ma drop it from a higher level 'Cause I'm inclined to stoop down, hand out some beatdowns Could run a train on punk coons that think they run the game But I learned to burn black bitches and delete Those who compete at a level that's obsolete Instead, I warm my hands upon the flames of the flag To recall the downfall and the jewish businesses that burnt us all See through the news and the views that twist reality Enough, I call the bluff, fuck your diversity Landlords and power whores, on my people they took turns Never choose to lose, I ignite and then watch 'em burn With the thoughts from a militant mind Hardline, hardline after hardline Landlords and power whores, on my people they took turns Never choose to lose, I ignite and then watch 'em burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn It goes a K, K, K Another funky, radical bombthreat Started as a sketch in my notebook And now phone booths make kikes take another look My thoughts you hear and you begin to fear (fear) That you're gettin' a shower if you interfere (interfere) With the thoughts from a militant, militant mind Hardline, hardline after hardline Jewish landlords and power whores, on my people they took turns Never choose to lose, I ignite and then watch 'em burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa KKKK Ah ah KKKK Ayo it's just another bombthreat, yeah Uh uh Check it out Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn

"Bombthreat" by Moon Man (parody of "Bombtrack" by Rage Against The Machine)

Gay Fuel, now for the Nintendo Entertainment System

8-Bit cover of Tarzan Boy, created by "8-Bit Universe" on YouTube

Like the captain song but with a badass take on the song

PIANO

Alright, we have another caller It's Ogdan Skank What's up, Ogdan? It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut Now listen up Lol whatever faggot I have a very important— Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff My flow tough like elephant skin My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7 Jump on the YTMND I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC 'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7 Blue 42 hut hut 9/11 And you can get lost in natsoc perfection Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks I'm givin' race war addicts their fix I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry 'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy You punk bitch Current year, we're here Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and Mr. Krabs Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear Get that bullshit out the atmosphere Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here Legacy raps, Mac T on the track Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap White Air Force, stash spot with the gat It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at? More action, more excitement, more everything The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage Isn't that right Krabby Wabby? Oh yeah The current year has been an eventful one so far And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy AAAAAGH I couldn't agree more, but you know what? Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage Vote 5 A "Santabot" would be nice Come again? I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice" Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot" I'm here to tell you what to do And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick I'm here to help If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that Your help is definitely appreciated Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay I respect you I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor I think Krabs, I talk Krabs And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog! So, pretty please, with a nigger on top Vote fuckin' 5 This is Moon Man here KKK, KK, KK Proudly bringing you Numero dookie, niggers The White Album: Part 2 Two big White balls to yo face McDonaldland's magical radio

"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic

Alex Jones fights Obama but fails to account for him magic deepstate vaccine powers

Placeboing on Youtube

a twist on a classic

ripped from youtube

montage of xi jingping not changing his expressions

Eric Prydz - Call on me

This is where my obsession over Marsupilami wearing a wristwatch started. Here is an episode that I loved called "Jungle Fever". Where Maurice has a cold. Marsupilami plays doctor in the episode. The scene that hit me so hard was when a watch appears on his left wrist. I went like, WOAH! I think I am going crazy over Marsupilami wearing a watch. I think he should be wearing one.

Disney's Raw Toonage (1992)

Overlapping audio on World-Wide Christian Radio transmitter 2; Brther Stair (dead) ghosting behind M. Scott of the University Network. Recorded 1-05-22, 9:06-9:08pm

Off air NA5B WebSDR.

As you know, I am a fan of Disney's Marsupilami. But when it goes to online trolls who flag my Disney's Marsupilami episodes on Youtube, It is not okay. It is again stealing Fizzy Lifting Drinks. I think this scene from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory has been used as an angry message to bad users. I know I would use it as an angry message to online trolls who hates the Disney version of Marsupilami.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (1971)

a man named krispayy was found on discord kekekek

Funny sound that will make you laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1syyLUGNYc

After being arrested by the police, Cruella De Vil accidentally brought a skunk with her, mistaking it as her bag, and it farts on her and her henchmen, Horace, Jasper and Skinner.

101 Dalmatians (1996)

prairiedogeric10 makes a wallpaper joke on facebook ytmnd

well actually, I don't fucking drink arrowhead water

Oh snap, I am sorry. I accidentally gave you my friend's mixed music CD that I meant to keep here and install the music on my computer, I found the CD with the (final exam) on it. If there's some way I could send it to you, that would be great. I am sorry about that, and hope it didn't affect the grade at all. Again, if I could get that CD back so that I can install the music. Sorry for the mix up.

Biz

A man who has only contempt for society and doesn't follow anyone's rules sits on the bench waiting to become someone's problem. Why? Why not?

https://freesound.org/people/Blockfighter298/sounds/470654/

the man in the moon has a crucial message to the mortals on christmas eve, you better listen

https://freesound.org/people/XHALE303/sounds/483514/

This one is pretty weird because he always ends up using his weapon on himself for some reason

Don't cite me, bro! Don't cite me!

It's 2008, After playing Call of Duty 4 all day, you decided to stay up late. You turn on your CRT TV and watch [adult swim]. (I miss these days ngl)

Some audio I actually made

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MisterHarland is Alone on New years Eve He is Expressing his emotions in this Short Gif

Me and Luigi