| ?MORE Circular Reasoning |
whetstone |
(1.75) |
7,600 |
2006-08-06 |
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Oh Jesus Christ, STOP SPONSORING THESE YTMND'S. JESUS CHRIST.
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| ?A final thought about Steve.. |
JohnnyQuest |
(4.30) |
36,190 |
2006-09-07 |
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"Oh, so you're basically calling the whole world clueless?" Jesus Christ kid, do you have reading issues? Re-read what I wrote. If the "whole world" thinks he was PERFECTLY SAFE, then yes, I'm calling the whole world clueless. Man....
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| ?Sloths in ur stuff doin things |
Poby |
(4.17) |
31,102 |
2006-09-08 |
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Oh Jesus. Take these 5's, f*cking comedy gold.
Im on ur cable, stealin ur internetz
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| ?christianitytmnd.com? |
puppysnoutnelson |
(3.52) |
2,249 |
2006-09-08 |
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"^That's just my point, stupid. If you bring up African American people and
insult them in a derrogatory way, you can't expect people to never ever
bring up African Americans. I mean, come on. Don't be such a fool, I was
hoping for a more intellectual challenge. :("
Oh please. My point was that *no one brings it up* -- because there's no way of making it funny. Similarly, people who can't figure out a way to make it funny to say "HAY GUYZ STOP MAKING FUN OF JESUS ;_;" should stop making f*cking YTMNDs about it and go back to calling into Rush Limbaugh's program and saying "I AGREE, THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS IS TERRIBLE!!!"
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| ?The even more Ultimate Staring Contest of Doom! |
ninjaofdoom |
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3,495 |
2006-09-09 |
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Oh yeah, and don't try to beat 'em, it's impossible - it's a loop. Unless you're Jesus, lol.
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| ?A tribute to D I C |
Ninjando |
(4.14) |
13,850 |
2005-11-08 |
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Oh sweet jesus DiC and my childhood.
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| ?The Piranha Plants take over! |
AngryDriver |
(4.64) |
233,038 |
2006-09-09 |
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Oh jesus christ! O_O;;;;;;
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| ?Death Star: Found! |
dlpriest |
(4.00) |
12,119 |
2006-09-05 |
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I mean, this is just...oh my god... jesus...wow...
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| ?Mommy's the vice president! |
krebstar |
(4.16) |
14,296 |
2006-09-12 |
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OH JESUS!!! 5! that was a little creepy...
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| ?(nsfw) Teh Jesus Sex! (Better Image!!!) |
injure-herzog |
(3.82) |
14,255 |
2006-09-13 |
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Spank me jesus, oh my god. yeeeees. i bet penis feels better than jesus figures.
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| ?The Original Hampster Dance |
muphins |
(3.99) |
2,104,689 |
2006-09-14 |
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oh jesus god no, don't remind me
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| ?Searching For Jesus? |
Peterguy |
(1.82) |
2,020 |
2006-05-23 |
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Oh, jesus? Up your *ss and.. nevermind. Jesus is up your ass, as is your theocratic right-wing conservatist America.
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| ?math pwned again!? |
Sabakunoneji |
(4.04) |
22,363 |
2006-09-15 |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh jesus
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| ?Major Payne |
Chopstiksmurf |
(4.17) |
14,148 |
2006-02-23 |
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Oh jesus christ. :O~~~
I love the robot, also Major Payne.
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| ?New Halo 3 Character |
optimuskyle |
(4.35) |
133,828 |
2006-05-18 |
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Oh jesus, thats the funniest thing ever
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| ?(nsfw) Holy shi* it's a Dinosaur! WTF? (juras... |
ALMusic |
(4.67) |
1,379,845 |
2006-08-12 |
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holy f*cking sh*t its a dinosaur. jesus christ. what the f*ck? oh my f*cking god. f*cking dinosaurs. holy sh*t. what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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| ?Room Full of Feenys |
fango44 |
(3.20) |
4,241 |
2006-05-26 |
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Oh sweet jesus...it's a feenypalooza!
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| ?Mankind is Doomed (maybe) |
slypieguy |
(3.98) |
13,436 |
2006-09-18 |
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OH BABY JESUS SAVE US
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| ?Who Would Win This Fight? (seriously, comment ... |
CaptainSpam |
(4.02) |
9,313 |
2006-01-23 |
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Oh snap., Nvr. Its either Chuck Norris, the Chief, or Jesus (if he whips out some MAD magic skillz.)
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Oh, sweet little Jesus baby...
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| ?Ebaum's Forums have NO class |
Kerberus |
(4.27) |
22,913 |
2006-07-23 |
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"Are you from f*cking britian?" AHAHAHAhahahaaha.. Oh jesus i'm pissing myself.. Shows the quality of your standard Ebaums c*ckf*g. 5/5
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| ?Pvt Mellish Uses T-Rex Skills |
PCF |
(3.90) |
15,537 |
2006-09-18 |
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Oh, and christians may have raptor jesus, but they're nothing compared to t rex jews lol.
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| ?There Will Always Be the Magic Bullet |
tricolor |
(3.48) |
7,500 |
2006-09-19 |
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Oh jesus, fived for the magic bullet.
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| ?How xXWaspXx Charmed Me |
xxWaspGirlyxx |
(3.80) |
2,313 |
2006-09-20 |
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oh jesus, he got you on ytmnd?
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| ?Cries of the Infidels |
whetstone |
(1.95) |
41,453 |
2006-09-20 |
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Great research, very creepy stuff!
Oh, and Jesus will pay for mine! kthxbai! :D
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| ?Conan stops downvoter |
Atomsk88 |
(4.63) |
140,268 |
2006-09-18 |
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OH JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS F*CKING AWESOME. :D Earth shattering, mind blowing! ... I came. xD
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| ?The wrong way to pull off a bandaid |
Kayne |
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36,010 |
2006-09-21 |
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Oh jesus christ, that both scared the sh*t out of me, and made me laugh harder than anything else in months. You get a cookie
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| take me to the river |
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2006-09-06 |
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"Mom, you look great. That skirt is so hot and your blouse shows off your tits so well"
He was so upfront, so sure of himself.
"Tommyyyy...maybe you shouldn't think about my tits so much" I said standing there by the fire.
I didn't move...why, I don't know. Maybe because of the way he was looking at me.
"But I think that skirt would look even better if you raised it up a little" He said openly staring at my thighs.
"Ohhh Jesus Tommy...I can't...I shouldn't"
I already felt the warm sensation between my legs. Oh god...keep it in check...I have to keep it in check.
"Come on Mom...just a little...I just want to see your thighs, that's all"
I blushed. I felt like a little girl being asked to raise her skirt so the boy could peek at my panties, but this time that boy was my son. In that moment I remembered how wonderful his c*ck felt sliding down my throat and feeding me his cum.
I slowly reached down and grabbed the edges of my skirt. Oh boy...just a little...maybe I'll show him just a
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| ?MORE Circular Reasoning |
whetstone |
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2006-08-06 |
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Or how the conversation would actually go.
"Because there's actual evidence. Unlike christianity. Jesus likes it in the ass"
"Oh ok"
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| ?Cries of the Infidels |
whetstone |
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2006-09-20 |
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"These atheists can't just dismiss these testimonies as merely illusions of a
dying brain. It would be retarded to do so, as I believe most of these
testimonies are true evidence of an afterlife, and a bad one without Jesus."
And i guess it isn't retarded to believe in magical demons torturing you. Srsly, you internetevangelists need to get a life.
Oh yeah, and that Voltaire story, complete Bull. Thanks for trying.
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