?It's Not Over Until... |
mugenmidget |
(3.72) |
10,256 |
2005-06-28 |
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Dumb *ss English Dubb.. sh*t on a Great Anime and turned a profit by hiring No name bums off the street .. Good Job FUNi
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?SNAPE DIES killing Voldemort so Harry can live |
rolloffle |
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98,602 |
2007-06-09 |
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Let's just number a few of the obvious failings in this fake:
1. 'You came through in the end' is pure Americanism.
2. So is 'you saw how Severus went down'.
3. 'quickly looked at both sides' - sh*t English. Should be looked TO both sides.
4. 'someone who doesn't care wouldn't have faced up' - sh*t grammar. Should be 'someone who DIDN'T care wouldn't have faced up'.
5. 'It's weird but' - more Americanisms.
6. 'I never listened to him or I never' - utterly sh*t English. Should be 'I never listened to him, and I never' or 'I never... nor did I'.
7. 'turned to pay his full attention' - nuh-uh. More crap English. You don't 'pay your full attention'. You give it.
8. 'better than we give him credit for, that's why...' For f*ck's sake. Did you hire a child to do this? There should be a full stop (a period to you Americans) after 'for', and 'that' should start with a capital T. Oh, and it should be 'gave' rather than 'give'.
In summary:
FAIL.
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?Promotion this week at Subway! |
Kouvre |
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9,331 |
2007-03-27 |
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I just had an interview there. If they hire me, I should show them this
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?The purpose of this message |
gnaarf |
(1.38) |
364 |
2007-06-14 |
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1ing. However if an employer actually used YTMND to inform applicants that they were indeed hired, I would 5 every one of them. Because I would indeed wish to work for such a company.
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?How Outback grills their steaks to perfection |
BTape |
(3.18) |
6,742 |
2007-06-15 |
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WELL THAT IS FUTILE BECUASE WITH ALL WORK HE MAKES A SH*T LOAD OF MONEY AND HE BUYS A MANSION AND PROBABLY HIRES LOSER JANITORS LIKE YOU TO DO HIS WORK AND ITS AN ENDLESS CYCLE AND I THINK THIS COMMENT IS GOIGN TO GET DOWNVOTED CUZ IT JUST WENT DOWNHILL FROM HERE.
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?Who hired this voice actor? |
bigmac996 |
(4.03) |
35,377 |
2005-07-31 |
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I'm hiring him if I ever make a video game, which I won't.
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?Your ass is grass! |
SMZ |
(3.62) |
1,935 |
2007-06-21 |
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he can hire you to trim the grass. its funny because your Mexican. and Mexicans cut grass.
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?Sonic with Protoss Advice |
Luminar |
(4.15) |
22,553 |
2005-07-21 |
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My wife for hire!
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?Riddick takes a bath. |
VinzClortho |
(3.76) |
8,504 |
2007-06-24 |
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In 1972 Vin Diesel was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire.... Vin Diesel.
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?Jack Thompson |
ViriiK |
(3.18) |
865 |
2007-06-26 |
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f*ck that hire someone to murder him
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?Sweet Jump |
greenbanana |
(4.30) |
26,063 |
2007-06-29 |
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i'm not hiring you, i just have to interview a certain number of minorities
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?Big Titties in an Advertisement |
neiljohn94 |
(2.07) |
1,659 |
2007-07-01 |
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they hire those models for a reason, no?
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?Phoenix Wright Spoilers |
NinjaRicFlair |
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4,420 |
2006-07-25 |
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Game 2 case 4: Matt Engarde is really guilty and hired the assassian to kidnap Maya so you would prove him innocent.
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?Avril Lavigne: Plagiarizing Whore or Plagiarizing W... |
Mapcouch |
(4.20) |
62,428 |
2007-07-06 |
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Unless the Rubinoos hired the SHOCKING LAWYER, I doubt they have enough legal muscle to stand up to Lavigne's Justice League of super-attorneys.
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?Paper's due in 20 minutes |
evilregal |
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3,191 |
2007-07-06 |
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Thanks bra. Remind me to fire you when I get hired as the manager. Also: If, when I get there, your sister's still turnin' tricks in the winnebago for quarters, Imma hit that sh*t up. "'slike an arcade, but with syphilis!"
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?Transformers summed up |
coofoostu |
(3.84) |
12,370 |
2007-07-07 |
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Haha, me too. They need to hire some new sound guys, or some new editors....or just a goddamn decent director.
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?New Quiznos Sub |
AnubisDX |
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20,942 |
2007-07-06 |
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Born down in a dead man's town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dog that's been beat too much
Till you spend half your life just covering up
Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Sent me off to a foreign land
To go and kill the yellow man
Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Come back home to the refinery
Hiring man says "Son if it was up to me"
Went down to see my V.A. man
He said "Son, don't you understand"
I had a brother at Khe Sahn fighting off the Viet Cong
They're still there, he's all gone
He had a woman he loved in Saigon
I got a picture of him in her arms now
Down in the shadow of the penitentiary
Out by the gas fires of the refinery
I'm ten years burning down the road
Nowhere to run ain't got nowhere to go
Born in the U
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?Dave Cockrum |
ubermann |
(3.96) |
59,106 |
2006-11-29 |
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Hiring spammers to post link to Sony website on comments box of recently created ytmnds. Will pay 5 cents per post.
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? 4.71? Do you have standards? |
Coach |
(3.16) |
1,486 |
2007-07-15 |
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I find your nitpicking to be quite humorous. When I am in charge at Westwood College, I will hire you as a fully tenured professor.
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?Giant Oceans of Calcium |
Click |
(3.24) |
34,346 |
2007-03-02 |
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Whoever took the picture had the same understanding of this event as the person that hired the stripper, which is that it will be funny to get these tards a stripper, which indeed it is. The site description is, for me, a response to that intention, and the edits in the graphics don't obviously follow the same interpretive line of reasoning as the photographer's, however good their original intentions were. The music is especially misleading---it may be techno but it's too mellow and serious to match.
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?(nsfw) Jessica Alba had ONE weakness! |
Craig23 |
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9,498 |
2007-07-16 |
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I just got hired at JC Penney because a bunch of people got fired
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?(nsfw) Jessica Alba had ONE weakness! |
Craig23 |
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9,498 |
2007-07-16 |
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I JUST GOT HIRED AT TOYS 'R' US FOR THIS!
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?What do you consider big? |
Mohrdikai |
(4.34) |
43,647 |
2007-07-13 |
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The Chiquita Company should totally hire you.
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?Jessica Alba No More Facials! |
Craig23 |
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1,846 |
2007-07-18 |
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MY BOSS JUST HIRED ME TO FIRE ME AGAIN FOR THIS
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magic |
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2007-07-19 |
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Black people really are the filth of society. They really are genetically inferior, just look at one of these things. They walk around, almost dragging their monkey knuckles alongside themselves. Mouth breathing, AIDS infected nigs. Never ever hire one of these animals.
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magic |
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2007-07-19 |
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I admire how you insist on fighting the good fight, but I think your actions are extremely ignorant. If you hadn't heard, she paid somewhere around $20 million to help protect the release of the book. The security team that was hired for Rowling obviously failed, and now their job is cleanup. With a salary like that, and billions more behind them, do not be surprised when you are bagged up and ass-raped for 10 or more years. Sure, if you had simply refused to delete user content, you probably would have had
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?Max responds to JK Rowling |
everblink5 |
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1,572 |
2007-07-19 |
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I GOT RE-HIRED FOR THIS...Thank you kindly.
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?So I hired a new babysitter |
People |
(4.06) |
25,063 |
2007-07-23 |
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i'd hire her
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?So I hired a new babysitter |
People |
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25,063 |
2007-07-23 |
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Yeah that happened the last time I hired a black kid to babysit.
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?So I hired a new babysitter |
People |
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25,063 |
2007-07-23 |
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That monkey is better than most babysitters. He's hired.
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