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On that subject, VoiceMail, isn't Planet's Funniest Animals the sh*ttiest show on television? I think they replaced the host, but the original host, I have no idea how they hired this guy. He has to be the unfunniest douchebag ever born. It's not even like mildly entertaining like Bob Saget was, this guys jokes are complete tanks and yet they pump in fake audience laughter as if the guy is a world class comedian. I don't need to hear horrible bad jokes, just play circus music and show the damn animals.

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lol. even if he isnt disbarred no ones gonna wanna hire him

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nobody hires him anyways. He just doesn't shut up.

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id hire him

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They should hire Ann Coulter. :P She would show them what irresponsible useless blather sounds like, it least he stayed on topic! XD

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I've hired you to help me start a war! It's a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

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Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass!

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LOL ITS FUNNY CAUSE THERES SOME GUY WHO LIKES ARIEL AND MAKES CREEPY YTMNDS OF HER. IT TOOK MONTHS OF EDITING TO IMPLY THIS. HIRING ROBIN WILLIAMS TO PLAY AFROTECH WAS A HARD SELL

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After hiring cheap mexicans, he found they were lazy: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOWWwww

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HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY HE'D LISTENED TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

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good.. but does anyone else think Jesus needs to hire a new lights-guy?

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If I owned a major cartoon network, you'd be hired on the spot to make this a feature length series. You would be paid in money and hookers. Mostly Hookers.

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Well of COURSE they are real. Paws Inc hires about a bijillion unknown graduates of that art school where you draw the pirate and the turtle, chains them in a basement, and forces them to draw idiotic jokes about Mondays and Lasagna so that Jim Davis can LIVE IMMORTALLY.

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Well you see it works like this. Hire yourself out as a professional YTMND site clicker similar in fashion to Chinese gold farmers. As long as you've got the bling the pros have got the clicks. Either that or it's simply Sith trickery at work again. :)

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lol, schools will hire anyone to drive a bus

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sync is horrible, and if that's actually what they sound like in the movie then maybe they should have hired on people with voices two octaves higher and maybe a little closer to really deep, instead of insanely deep

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Cause they're cheaper to hire than immigrants.

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A camera is the same thing as hiring some dude to stand there and give out tickets to everyone who doesn't stop at the light, except 4000x cheaper

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FR0Z3N P1ZZ4 still hiring? :P

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It's not an order from Washington, nor is it sanctioned by the UN. This isn't justice, it's a covert assignment. A hired hit. Will you do this for me? Will you terminate Liquid?

Why don't you just hire some new designers? If the current ones aren't reliable, then maybe you should "fire" them and get some new talented ones. Or at least ones with great designing skills on their YTMNDs.

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I heard Obama's campaign hired homeless people to talk about change on street corners

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"If anyone can adequately explain how giving more money to rich people helps the economy I'll give you a kidney. Seriously." Because Rich people don't just bury their money in the back yard, they use it to invest in capitalist ventures that create jobs for people. Same for large corporations, the more money they get to keep, the more they have to start new projects and hire new people. Also look at the the opposite way. How would taking more money from the rich help the economy?

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asking the users of a primarily comedy-related website to help you "exact justice" on someone is like hiring Bobcat Goldthwait to be your defense attorney

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Couldn't be bothered to get a version of the song without sound clips?... I like that! You're hired.

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Damn, you should be grateful to them hiring you, with those nasty dreadlocks and all.

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Dark Helmet should have hired ridge racer... riiiiiidge racer!

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They sure hired a horrible artist to animate that film!

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Soldiers or police who work for the government aren't good and private military contractors aren't bad. Things aren't that simple you stupid Socialist sheep. Remember the SS? They were working for their government too. You should reserve your insults for the government that hires PMCs Socialist, because PMCs are just doing what the government pays them to do.

A job in NYC? Hmm... What about the so-called "Nintendo Pokemon Center"? Maybe Pokemon isn't your thing, but I hear they're hiring... It's sorta this Pokemon megabase in NYC somewhere... Just my suggestion. Farewell... I'll miss you... P.S. I'm Canadian... Just to let you all know... GO CALGARY FLAMES!