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i was hoping this would have something to do with pluto but this still made me lol

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This is badass. I'm crossing my fingers that one guy will from youtube will try stealing this. That would give me something to do today lol

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i once thought about having sex w/my cat because it would always sit in my crotch and purr and i'd get a hardon sometimes, but i'm not a sick f*ck and i dont' f*ck animals... guess what, if you were sitting my my lap i'd not only avoidj hiding my hardon, i'd press it up against your stomach and try to massage your kidneys or liver or something... love that alcohol? yeah i love it when i get f*cking stoned on vodka and f*cking putting my f*cking gun up against my head and trying to cinvince myself to do it

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also why the hell would you make this with just a random picture and random sound... at least do something with it. and stop putting "EPIC" in titles just to score views

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very funny episode, but you should put "EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR THE FUN FAIR" as your text and get rid of the Teddy thing. It would look more like a classic YTMND. Or not. You made the site a year ago and it's at the top of the "Mr. Bean" search page so you must be doing something right!

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Definitely is. Lol. Jeez, you guys are pretty lame. I'm not trying to be "the best" or something. I thought it would make a funny looking thing, so I did it. Some people agree, some don't. Now, do you feel so awesome? Ever heard of... creativity?

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First off, imagine if a comic did stand-up about WOW specifics. Do you think a room full of people would think it's funny? No. In fact, the only universal humor about WOW is that the people who play it are obsessed, and ultimately losers without a life. I care if something that isn't funny is on top viewed. Why? Because something that IS found universally funny is not given the attention it deserves. God damnit, because when I type in ytmnd.com in my browser, I want the best stuff on the front page-not this

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I have a cat that used to do something like that. It would stand for short periods of time.

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only a jew would do something so vile!

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(For those who may be trying to teach him random made up languages, it would probably take months, or years, to teach it something like that from scratch. Don't do it to the regular jabberwacky bot. You can get your own "blank slate" learning bot, I think jabberwacky.com, in fact, offers them).

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Don't be f*cking retarded and so naive about humanity. If it wasn't about religious beliefs it would be about something else. People always find an excuse to kill each other. In more cases people actually behave better because of their beliefs, although treating other people with respect should just be common courtesy to begin with. I don't know why people have to escalate sh*t like this to a religious level when it's a human decision to do what you do in the end.

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amazing i was going to try to do something like that but that would have been way better than what i could have done

One thing I had discussed a long time ago and have yet to do is a content box for sites with less than 10 or so votes, which would highlight a ton of crap, but also might pull out some nice little treasures. I know it would be more likely to pull up crap than good sites, so I think it should wait for the moderation system to be finished. The obvious dependence on the front page/up and coming is something I've been battling with for years. I think the search helped slightly, /browse/ is almost unused.

Well separating views based on outside users/registered users and referrer tracking is something I've wanted to do for a while. The major issue with all of this is database power. I specced out a database server I think would be able to handle all of that load, and it came out to around $20,000, so I don't see it happening soon.

Max, I think it is a little late for that kind of sentiment. After the layout change there was a long stretch of time where there seemed to be no activity from you or the mods in maintaining the site. IMO, less people would have gotten disinterested and left ytmnd if more was done about some of the problems such as mutliple alt/downvoters ruining the site. I'm not blaming anyone, but I think that has something to do with the level of activity and the current quality of sites.

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yeeeaaaaah I know.... I actually did this song before for a different thing... didn't want it to go to waste... There'll be something better next time... I promise... I would re-arrange this more, but the stupid rhythm guitar makes it all too tight to really do many alterations...

I REALLY think that when you get a team of mods, or maybe put together a team of "veteran users" that are respectful even of movements or fads that they dont like, that they should be given the power to delete all of a users sites (by committee) The way they would do this is to decide if something is good or not, and if good, no problem (HoF and oldies with dead accounts would be great), and if it sucks, the user would be given 3 days to log on and stop deletion. This would add a HUGE new perspective to

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i like wesley willis, i like cream of wheat t-shirts, but this combo isn't doing much for me. cut the watermark, drastically shorten the sound clip, and maybe you're working with something. as much as i like the cream of wheat shirt, i think a more focused image of a face with a mullet would be better. also, text "cut the mullet," and then you have a decent ytmnd with pic, sound, txt and singular focus. then again, mullet jokes got pretty old in like 1997. maybe with the right image you could pull it off.

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wow, i knew someone was going to do something with that "Dear Sister" skit, but i didn't figure it would be this funny.

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I have a ton of ideas for Castlevania YTMNDs, but I need the BGM tracks, and I'm a frickin' moron, so I'm a lost cause... p.s. What do you think would make a good "politically correct" term for a noob? -something-impaired, but what is it that I need most and am missing, resulting in perpetual noobdom?

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I knew somebody would do something like this. A little more original though

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Maybe the reason why seem to care more about the people who died at Virginia Tech is because we feel that maybe in this circumstance we could have done something about it. We have little to no control of the events that happen in other countries but at least in the United States we can vote and possible stop this from happening again. Exactly what policies would stop it from happening again I have no clue, but the point is that maybe something would and this something we could do something about. : )

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4'd for creepy images and good Venetian Snares. Though possibly something from Meathole would've been more appropriate. Unfortunately, I still do not entirely understand this.

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i always wanted to do something like this only it would be the woah guy vs the tcbcr guy

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you would think u would try to do something to the rythm of the song, but i guess just mashing "dental plan" and "random simpsons quote" button works.

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My favorite ride after Aerosmith Rollercoaster. So fun I had to do it drunk. It's no worse than spinning a tire swing moderately fast. For a child to die on it means that something was going to happen to him anyway, eventually. Probably would have collapsed playing soccer or basketball in a few years.

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ytmnd is the wrong place for earnest political action. something ytmnd more likely to do politically would be harassing say, Mitt Romney, since I just saw him on TV praising L. Ron Hubbard...

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Holy sh*t, if only they had something like that for a game I played. Better yet, how about a Visa/MC/Disc/Amex that rewards you with in-game currency of the game of your choice! HOLY SMOKE, that would be awesomeness. Do they have one where you earn fellatio at the Mustang Ranch?!?!?!

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Konya there is thing called thinking which you should do before you type .. now let me explain something, if you were asked to sing in a language you were no fluent do you think you would sound any better? In other words you're comment was both stupid and unessisary

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wait, so how do you know he is here? Oh btw, that would be hilarious to roll his house or something and have little red stars everywhere