?you will regret this |
ZekeySpaceyLizard |
(3.96) |
5,854 |
2008-04-03 |
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They should hire those guys for a new Super Mario Bros movie!! Wait...nevermind, that would suck.
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?(nsfw) Masters of Stuffing |
heh |
(2.54) |
2,360 |
2008-04-10 |
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I just got re-hired for seeing this
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?Saruman Misses Out |
Chav-Slayer |
(4.55) |
23,592 |
2006-11-19 |
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Classic. Reminds me of the time I got ditched at the beach by my wife Angelina Jolie when I tried to kill her because the company I worked hired that gay kid from the O.C. as a lure to trick me into hating her.
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?Masters of Ending This Fad |
markyland |
(4.41) |
21,220 |
2008-04-16 |
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they hired this piper to think of an ending to the Sopranos
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?L.A.N.D.O. |
lemonpartycouk |
(2.13) |
560 |
2008-04-28 |
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thanks for getting me re-hired
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?Rough set theory is really creepy |
DrDmoney365 |
(4.41) |
21,330 |
2008-04-26 |
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damn i was actually workin on this ytmnd, guess he beat me to it. my teacher said the other day "if ur work is good, any DM company will hire you on spot". and by any DM company he meant "any Direct Marketing" company. lol, i thought it was halarious.
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?ASTMICISNGIBIDHAUOIAHWHPBIHSO |
ficklefackle |
(4.04) |
4,759 |
2008-05-13 |
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Yes, I would hire this eloquent young woman.
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?Coolest PSA Ever |
jeibi |
(4.44) |
34,526 |
2008-05-12 |
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I'm sorry... but does no one else feel that Dougwasta is a whiny little b*tch? And being featured does not give hire ratings even with higher views.. because people downvote them senselessly? And who the f*ck cares if something is original? If someone brings something from somwhere else on this site, and it makes me laugh, it gets a five.
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?my remix |
Picnic |
(3.22) |
299 |
2008-05-20 |
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baginas for hire
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?Max’s YTMND Disclaimer* |
Fluk3 |
(4.46) |
19,100 |
2008-05-26 |
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Don't worry guys, I hired a bunch of scientists to find the cure for fat wallet syndrome.
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?TRUMPTMND: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE |
scarywolf91 |
(3.80) |
1,069 |
2008-07-13 |
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You're hired.
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godelovesugly |
max |
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0 |
2008-07-17 |
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max, with the money you've spent going to Ireland, you could've hired a developer.
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?ZERO POINT ZERO |
hanktherapper |
(3.83) |
12,214 |
2008-07-29 |
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sounds like a bad 80s movie about cocaine addicts trying to qualify at Wimbledon with John Candy hired as a down-on-his-luck coach who hires a PR guy to spotlight the wacky-long haircuts of his rag-tag, rebellious bunch. mostly just some good poop jokes, but a great scene in which Morton Downy Jr. cameos as Robert Downy Jr.'s dad, berating the WHOLE F*CKING SYSTEM and F*GGY, BLEACHED TENNIS SHORTS.
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?Five-Star Restaurant |
AndySavage |
(4.58) |
40,617 |
2008-07-31 |
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I'd like to hire jetz to write my site descriptions
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?Vader loves the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranc... |
DarthWang |
(4.18) |
5,212 |
2007-02-06 |
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I hired James Earl Jones to sing it
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?Rocky gets some dating advice. |
VIsraWratS |
(4.20) |
20,255 |
2008-08-09 |
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4. hired goon was not actually telling the truth.
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?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VL7DYF1U14 |
keatonkeaton999 |
(3.44) |
4,919 |
2008-08-11 |
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buck up kid, if they make more money than it would cost to hire a lawyer to sue them for... but they never do... OMG wait never mind? I'm so confused.
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?mario makes a sandwich |
mattdh12 |
(4.26) |
31,939 |
2008-08-13 |
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David Lynch should hire you to score his next film.
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?HDIKSITCTTCBBBORSOTAAHAAHAIWGHGH... |
Cerathil |
(3.96) |
6,122 |
2008-08-26 |
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Wilson is reminded of the time he hired a prostitute for a handful of dollar bills and 3 jars of homemade marmalade
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?I LOVE ORTEGA'S TACO SAUCE |
s3m1lol |
(4.63) |
74,014 |
2008-08-28 |
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I don't even think they cared about the Olympic athlete aspect; their sauce friggin' made her taco pop. Wouldn't you hire someone for a commercial if your food gave them orgasms?
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?Baron Lasers ruins a honeymoon |
tkx7 |
(3.57) |
2,186 |
2008-09-13 |
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i need to hire the ol' baron to take out my drunk wife
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?I'm quitting YTMND (for now at least) |
DarthWang |
(3.57) |
1,870 |
2008-09-15 |
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You could have hired me to do a dramatic reading of this...all I would have asked for is a 6 rating on one of my sites.
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whipping post |
max |
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0 |
2008-09-18 |
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Hire some interns.
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?Somebody made a big mistake here |
ryanmontana |
(3.96) |
57,662 |
2007-07-08 |
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last question: where is it okay to hire someone with the intention of liquidating them?
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?Jim Cramer: Herald of the Apocalypse |
sanvarin |
(4.45) |
48,103 |
2007-08-19 |
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yeah, well, I interviewed with them back in 2006 and they didn't think I was worth hiring, so f*ck 'em.
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?(nsfw) Things get ugly at the McCain rally |
DonaldMcRonald |
(4.41) |
19,902 |
2008-10-10 |
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I suppose the Little Red Book is where they got the idea to hire crazy liberals like Joe Scarborough and Pat Buchanan.
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?Asians - An Informational PowerPoint |
Cliffington88 |
(4.32) |
40,607 |
2008-10-22 |
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*didn't -know- Jos...
arrgh, typo. Should've hired an Asian.
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?obama wins office early |
ghcghcghc |
(3.60) |
899 |
2008-11-02 |
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Our story begins in a schoolyard
A little girl skipping rope with her friends
A tisket, a tasket, no lunch in her basket
Just school books 4 the fight she would be in
One day over this hoodie
She got beat 4 some clothes and her rep
With her chin up, she scolded all yalls molded
When Im rich, on your neck I will step
And step she did 2 the straight as
Then college, the master degree
She hired the heifers that jumped her
And made everyone of them work 4 free?
No! why?
So what if my sisters are triflin?
They just dont know
She said mama didnt tellem what she told me
girl, u need pussy control (are u ready? )
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?Sisko Fails at Minesweeper |
Hyro |
(4.00) |
14,927 |
2008-11-09 |
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I get that. But DS9 was better than A Man Called Hawk. Or Spencer for Hire. But I still like Avery Brooks going "SPEN-CER!"
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?I Can't Decide |
MrStump |
(3.92) |
4,102 |
2008-11-14 |
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This would be AWESOME to see at a kids birthday. I'd hire this!
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