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As the year went on, things went from bad to worse, and I realized that if there wasn't a big change pretty soon, I'd never be able to get a date for the prom. I couldn't go the year before because Mom belonged to a church that considered dancing a one way ticket to Hell. But that's a whole nother story. Anyway, by this point Mom had appeared on the Richard Bey Show, A.M. Philadelphia and Geraldo, so there was no use in me changing schools, since everybody knew who my Mom was. Also we had to spend all the money from Mom's personal appearances to hire a bodyguard, since by this point we were getting about 400 death threats a day.

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Eric Bauman hired his lawyers to make google only display items from his website. isn't it obvious?!

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I think the Cheetos people need to hire you for commercials.

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Attn: Max....Please hire q959fm as YTMND's first radio host.

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I will hire him to read me bedtime stories.

"You should hire me to write your next news post. I'm verbose." No sh*t? After that you will use your alts to give the impression that your writing is popular.

You should hire me to write your next news post. I'm varbose.

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hey i just got laid off from my job as an editor on friday, hire me to spell check the comment threads.

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Then I would have had to hire a shorthand typist from upstate New York who I CLEARLY cannot afford.

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Back in highschool me and some friends made a series about this teacher at our school who was a pervert, and he hires us to film girls and fight crime for him! We made 28 episodes and 3 movies. It's all on Youtube!

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Democracy needs to hire a Public Relations firm to clean up their image.

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oabma not pupet he really kool ok guys. u no y? because he get free money for embrero stem cell research (lol u could do it anyways but they need funding becasue it obviously works and thats why nobody has invested in it yet LOL plus we need embrero stem cells in specific and not normal stem cells because gay?) LOL also obama didnt hire any crooks like joe biden to be in his administration. he is not a chicago style politician

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This is from Indian Jones and the Last Crusade when they hire Seagal to go looking for the secret passage into the sewers and he had little time to prepare because he'd been up all night drinking old fashioneds at the Venice Best Western and so had to hire the first boat he came across which was a crappy speedboat and he's in his blue pajamas but he's hungover and isn't paying attention and drives right over the secret tunnels and the Nazis capture the last piece of the true cross and use it to win the war

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Billy Mays hired her

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ok now hire a dozen more guys... we need extensive documentation here. And to hell with the Geneva convention.

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As I recall, Voltaire's last words went a little like this (translated from the original 18th century of French, which I'm sure whetstone can speak couramment): Priest: Renounce Satan! Voltaire: Now, now my dear man, this is no time to make new enemies. I know this because I was there, for I am Satan himself. Voltaire and I are now good friends. We have tea and scones on Tuesdays, and we hire prostitutes on Thursday. It's absolutely splendid!

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Moon Man hired mullet man to go back in time and assassinate MLK

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That's what Robin Givens saw every night until she hire a good lawyer.

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Over the past 100 years, these symbiotic/parasitical relations have had an overall effect of destroying accountability, destroying the rule of law, as well as the due process of it. Fiscal responsibility has not only been destroyed, but made a mockery of. Businesses who do not participate in the corrupt establishment risk getting crushed by the monstrous fester of a bureaucracy and its countless laws, as well as its hyena lawyers and provocateurs (read: hired activists of various stripes and causes)

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NICE EDITS but not really a NICE EDITS site OMG OMG OMG ADFJADFL:JADFL:JDAFL:JDKLFJLDFJLDJFLKJ fd fd fd dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd good job, you got the job! youre hired

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Their latest album is a tribute to the hotness of the Olsen Twins. I mean... back when they were still young, before they became ugly anorexic bishes. (waits for potential employer to google me and find this and then not hire me... f*ck)

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When Dick Johnson's (Richard Kind) father passes away, he leaves him his pet ostrich, Max (voiced by Gilbert Gottfried), in his last will and testimony. After Dick finds out that this destructive beast can't be left alone in his apartment, he brings him to his 9-5 office job. Dick's boss sees potential in the lovable Max and hires him to the team. Hilarity ensues in the directorial debut of Judith Light. Oh, and Dick can't say "No" or "Yes". And can't lie.

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the unfunny truth about hiring a ytmnder to your wedding

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naw, it's not like he wrote the damn thing.... Or even wrote the screenplay. Nor did he produce it. He's just the poor hack they hired to film it.

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Should've hired The Dan Band.

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help me how do i hire serious black in heroic sorcery 2: gamer edition? everytime i try and press ctrl + A to try and form an aliance he says "YOU ARE TOO NAIVE TO OPEN THE DOOR" and i get sent back to the part with the lavan sword and I have to colect the piposophers stone (lol smoke wed" again. its realy irrating

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help me how do i hire serious black in heroic sorcery 2: gamer edition? everytime i try and press ctrl + A to try and form an aliance he says "YOU ARE TOO NAIVE TO OPEN THE DOOR" and i get sent back to the part with the lavan sword and I have to colect the piposophers stone (lol smoke wed" again. its realy irrating

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help me how do i hire serious black in heroic sorcery 2: gamer edition? everytime i try and press ctrl + A to try and form an aliance he says "YOU ARE TOO NAIVE TO OPEN THE DOOR" and i get sent back to the part with the lavan sword and I have to colect the piposophers stone (lol smoke wed" again. its realy irrating

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In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.