YTMND Search

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Hey buds, some great developments in the coding to tell you about. I've cut down my work load from 30 hours a week to about -10 as I have been hired by another site (the name shall remain anonymous) to do some code work. On top of that, i have a pile of cease and desist letters the size of Ted Danson's forehead to get through. Keep in mind that I love you all and it will be worth the wait when you see how great this internet is when it has been coded to death. 4chainE "HOW DO I CODED WEBSITE" JOEKS

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Nice website. I bet a certain other site will hire you now.

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max, if you're rich, you would have hired sean connery to say what is written on your site so you could loop it

Hello, I lost my job. Are you hiring right now?

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I want to make a carpet cleaning solution. I want to hire the garbage day actor. I want to make a commercial where he comes in the door and says " CARPET STAIN!" and it plays the dramatic music as he sprays it with my carpet cleaner. CARPET STAIN! *intense face*

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Max should hire programmers.

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Lol this needs a hire rating, this is f*ckin funny.

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President hires volcanoes to combat fourest uprising.

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he hired a prostitute and didn't even have sex with her.

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they hired her to replace the flower girl who died while filming final fantasy 7.

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Whatcha gonna do with all that female dinosaur? I wonder if he hired longneck hookers.

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That's why you hire a detective

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They forgot to hire a competent pilot for Poland.

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haha yeah, actually they hired me back in 2005 when the shit went down. Welcome to 2010, faggot. All my shit is from the delaership, homo. Keep hiding behind a screen name ;-)

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Something happened to his sense of cinematic taste after Spenser: For Hire ran its course.

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s'what happens when you hire a barfly in the deli

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also g'luck with the new work, jimmm. if they're hiring, call me.

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/fail on this topic mentioned. IRS and Federal Reserve are not part of the government. They are banks, banks, private banks at that, they are not connected legally to the treasury, or any other branch. Congress does not and cannot regulate them. Most of the time it's the banks scaring/bribing congress to pass the bills. Alan greenspan admitted it all on a CNN interview. <br /><br />But noooOOOOoooo there isn't sodium fluoride in your water treatment facilities that men have to handle in full chemical suits nothing wrong here. The banks aren't really stealing the wealth of the nation the politicians aren't paid off criminals. noooOOOooo the GMO (genetically altered) food you eat does not serialize rab rats and make mortality rate rise. Nothing fishy going on here.<br /> <br />Give me a break... Scientology has killed what, 200, 300 people? max? Ok, moving on to REAL problems for humanity. The international banks that have been responsible for about every war since after Napoleons time have killed billions, for Nation Conquering from within and population reduction. They hired the black hand to kill that one french man what was his name, piere duke of france or something. International banks and war criminals bankrolled hitler, froze Japaneses assets, jailed Japanese Americans, until eventually the japanese "Attacked" us. Read the source links for gulf of tomkin, admitted it was staged on .gov site.<br /><br />We've been chemically hit and hit hard. The shadow of what you COULD have been, calls out to you.<br /><br />We will win.

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Hire him to cock-block Kobe and Fisher.

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Google needs to hire you.

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Worst resume ever... seriously you don't have a face that says hire

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also a hint, most major hiring firms do not check ytmnd in regards to hiring, those that do use it for blacklisting

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I still don't understand why Captain Cisco/Hawk from Spenser for Hire is so pissed.

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What sort of meat-headed retard cameraman did they hire for this? The camera should be static! <br /><br /><br />[b][i][u]STATIC[/u][/b][/i]

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After McDonalds let him go, Moonman was hired by Ford as a strikebreaker, clobbering union executives with his massive moon cock.

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Who hired ANY of the voice actors for the original RE??!!!

The oldest issue with ytmnd is that Max never took his baby really seriously. He's been running this site himself the entire span of its existence and could never keep up with the demands of the userbase, so they left. Instead of doing what any sensible person would do and turn ytmnd into a business and hiring people to keep up with demands and evolve the site and design, he insisted on keeping it completely static and self-contained within the community, only pushing to make vague promises of small incremental improvements based on a trickle of echo chamber demands (and even then he ignored some of that and made whatever you want to call YTMND 2.0). Max has never aggressively pushing for relevance, despite the clear opportunity to do so starting in mid 2006, ytmnd's peak, and that is why ytmnd has become the garbage heap of the internet instead of a viable alternative to other user-based media sites. Other sites grew up, and ytmnd festered and rot.

It could have easily been improved in a number of different ways. For example: 1) A moderator system that doesn't solely rely on the community to participate and fuck up. 2) A new format that isn't nearly as archaic as the gif. 3) More/better servers. 4) Sub-categories for different types of ytmnds, so the front page isn't always a disorganized clusterfuck of content. 5) A layout and color scheme that doesn't look like a Xanga webpage from 2002. 6) Contests that actually entice users of skill to participate by giving them a reward that matters (which leads me to my next idea) 7) Structure a metagame around community involvement and content creation: something like xbox live's gamerscore or an rpg's leveling system. 8) Have advertising that isn't embarrassing and that does not invade the viewing space of sites. 9) Hire programmers/web designers and a marketing team that knows how to make this site flourish. 10) manage the nearly impossible task of gearing ytmnd's content into something more appealing to the masses, so people will actually come here.<br /><br />It's probably too late for some of this stuff, and I don't know how much of ytmnd's identity could be lost in the process, but it couldn't possibly become worse than it is right now. Who knows what could happen if Max actually put a lot of energy behind it.

I haven't "hired people to keep up with demand" because the majority of advertisers find [i]you guys[/i] worthless, this site never has (and most likely never will) make me rich, or even enough to hire anyone with a decent skill-set to help out on the workload.

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I'd hire them