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1. I think people mythologize death just as much as they do life, and never is it more apparent than in the reaction to celebrity death. and 2. You were at my bachelor party??

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Tile, you must be the life of the party with that wit of yours. Always with the jokes and the great stories.

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THIS GOES OUT TO REALICIDE, THEE MOST INFLUENTIAL PUNK BAND TO EVER COME ACROSS IN A LIFE TIME. I ATTENDED ALL THOSE PHILLY SHOWS AND HANGED OUT WITH THE BAND AFTERWORDS AND PARTIED WITH MY FRIENDS, THAT WAS A STRONG PART IN MY YOUTH. FOR THEM TO QUIT IS LIKE MY YOUTH HAS DIED. REALICIDE EFFECT EVERYTHING HOW I LOOK AT MUSIC AND LIFE ITSELF. THERE WILL HARDLY EVER BE A BAND AGAIN AS POWERFUL AS REALICIDE. IT WAS THE COMMUNE WITH FRIENDS AND MUSIC, AND TO BASH THE ONES WHO TRIED TO STOP IT AND WAS A SCARED OF IT. IT WAS A REVOLUTION IN SENSE, PEOPLE TOGETHER AND NOT CONSUMED. THERE I MAKE THIS YTMND BRIEFLY FOR THE DEPART OF REALICIDE, TRYING TO SURVIVE IN A ROBOT WORLD. I MISS YOU ROBERT, YOU CHANGED HOW THE WAY WE THINK AND ACT. R.I.P

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the girl who created this is a virgin and a fag hag.<br /><br />she's been fingered twice in her life. the first time by her best girlfriend right before their falling out. both parties can't help but think the hooking up had something to do with that, although seemingly unrelated and both parties insist on denying bisexuality, which is surprising considering the number of gay males they surround themselves with. they're young, high school still. the second finger fuck happened at Jock Michael's party in the bathroom when some creep nerd cornered her and she didn't know how to say "no."<br /><br />oh yeah, and a gay dude kissed her naked tit once. not even on the nipple (those areaolas are so huge, you'd think it'd be hard to miss) and it was for a drunken photo op on a web came. the pic was promptly deleted.

there should be a section on the new front page where users can post pictures of themselves. like, it could be called "Pick List" and we could like, post pics from facebook or just mirror pics or like pics of whatever. i was edward cullen for halloween, and i've been dieing to get my costume pics onto ytmnd. i looked really good. i had sex that night. with a big fat pirate in the bathroom at a party. that is not a lie.<br /><br />plus, i really want to see all kinds of real life user related stuff, like what cereal max ate for breakfast or what toilet paper brand feels the best on fourest's butt. like, if i could see a fourest-uploaded pic taken from the view of him sitting on the toilet, and you can see the opened Charmin Ultra Soft pack sitting next to the tub and like fourest's leg is blurry in the bottom corner of he pic, haha! that would be awesome.<br /><br />if you could upload .txt files or microsoft word files, that would be cool. i wanna read poetry, short stories, emails, journal entries, whatever. if a user made it, i wanna see it.<br /><br />everything i said is a lie. not the fat pirate part, unfortunately. i was fingering her butt and eating her out. i'm still waiting for my lips to break out and the roof of my mouth to turn to liquid.

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Let's see: Exaggeration, speculation, opinion, speculation, exaggeration. You are a very symmetrical character. You say this, yet it's obvious that you spend the same (if not more) time on here than I do. Seems like you want to be like me. You see that I have passed you in number of votes, so you jump on it, viewing tons of sites that you instantly one, and then you come to gloat over the fact that you "got me". I bet you look in the mirror every day and see me smiling back. Your unconfirmed girlfriend questions why you yell "fuck you" in the bathroom every morning but you can't say why. In the past two or three months, you've left hundreds (if not thousands) of comments on my sites with the same, childish insults. You've wasted your time using a bunch of alts to downvote the sites of people you don't like. The majority of your time spent on here is wasted. You complain that this site has died yet you do nothing to try and make it better. You just add to it by egging people on, whether you want to believe it or not. <br /><br />So what have I done besides the Internet these past five years? I've been to places such as LA, San Diego, Los Cabos (during a cruise), Boston, Denver, Charleston, and Minnesota, staying in some of the most luxurious hotels in each of the cities. This summer I'm going to have a blast in Vegas at the Bellagio and possibly a stop at the Grand Canyon. Last summer was the best summer ever. I spent time at a lake, a casino, took road trips, spent lots of time with good friends partying, and just enjoyed life. I do make the most of my time during my college life, considering I live in one of the coldest cities in the US. I even had a Super Bowl party tonight. You can try and downplay everything I've said, but it won't change the facts - that my life truly is great. Yours might be too, I'm not trying to prove that it's

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Max, if you really believe in the dream you would give this site some sort of moderation. Umfuld's said it a million times and he's right. There are too many cancerous parasites on this site and its gone from thriving, to being comatose and on life support.Users like farkle, santabotai, pilleater, joshcube, johnnylurg and their combined 10.000 alt accounts are what destroyed this place. No one wants to put any effort into creating any content when there are about 10 circle jerking faggots downvoting anything of value and upvoting moonman, santabot, mr.krabs, and party mouse sites. No one wants to view anything because anything of vaule is quickly banished into oblivion and everything on up and coming is vote hacked trash.<br /><br />I understand why you've hesitated so long on moderation but if you really want to resurrect this site then it is the only way. Complete freedom of expression is one of the things that made this place great a long time ago but in the end it appears to be the same thing that's killed it. You have to get some mods and there are still a few quality users here who I'm sure would do it. You could assign mod tiers and promote people when they moderate responsibly and revoke their mod status if they start banning user accounts based personal grudges. You could make it so accounts can't be permanently deleted unless the mods vote on it. Hell you could even be lazy and just have a group of users of your choice get together in chat at a designated time and vote out cancerous user accounts and send the results of the vote to you if you are too lazy to fuck around with the code for a mod system.<br /><br />So do you really care at all about this place max? It made you a pseudo celebrity once. Now it's good for buying you a bottle of grey goose every other week. So will you do something to fix it? Or will you give us another news update in 9 months briefly informing us of a con you will be attending. <br /><br />Also, I'm back bitches.

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Only to the untrained eye.<br /><br />The distortion of forrest"s face and environment depicts how the world views him and how he views himself. <br /><br />The can of peas and carrots represent the finding of friendship in this frightening, twisted existence, helping him to carr on with his life.<br /><br />The haunting organ music is a phantom of the opera monster mash rocking beach party. Because sometimes there just isn't enough rock

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r. You<br />had much better dance."<br />"I certainly shall not. You know how I detest it, unless I am<br />particularly acquainted with my partner. At such an assembly<br />as this, it would be insupportable. Your sisters are engaged,<br /> and there is not another woman in the room, whom it would<br />not be a punishment to me to stand up with."<br />"I would not be so fastidious as you are," cried Bingley, "for<br />a kingdom! Upon my honour I never met with so many<br />pleasant girls in my life, as I have this evening; and there are<br />several of them you see uncommonly pretty."<br />" You are dancing with the only handsome girl in the room,"<br />said Mr. Darcy, looking at the eldest Miss Bennet.<br />"Oh! she is the most beautiful creature I ever beheld! But<br />there is one of her sisters sitting down just behind you, who<br />is very pretty, and I dare say, very agreeable. Do let me ask<br />my partner to introduce you."<br />"Which do you mean?" and turning round, he looked for<br />a moment at Elizabeth, till catching her eye, he withdrew his<br />own and coldly said, "She is tolerable; but not handsome<br />enough to tempt me; and I am in no humour at present to give<br />consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men.<br />You had better return to your partner and enjoy her smiles,<br />for you are wasting your time with me."<br />Mr. Bingley followed his advice. Mr. Darcy walked off;<br />and Elizabeth remained with no very cordial feelings towards<br />him. She told the story however with great spirit among her<br />friends; for she had a lively, playful disposition, which<br />delighted in any thing ridiculous.<br />The evening altogether passed off pleasantly to the whole<br />family. Mrs. Bennet had seen her eldest daughter much<br />admired by the Netherfield party. Mr. Bingley had danced<br />with her twice, and she had been distinguished by his sisters.<br />Jane was as much gratified by this, as her mother could be,<br />though in a quieter way.

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"Your plan is a good one," replied Elizabeth, "where nothing<br />is in question but the desire of being well married; and if I<br />were determined to get a rich husband, or any husband, I dare<br />say I should adopt it. But these are not Jane's feelings; she is<br />not acting by design. As yet, she cannot even be certain of the<br />degree of her own regard, nor of its reasonableness. She has<br />known him only a fortnight. She danced four dances with him<br />at Meryton; she saw him one morning at his own house, and<br />has since dined in company with him four times. This is not<br />quite enough to make her understand his character."<br />"Not as you represent it. Had she merely diued with him,<br />she might only have discovered whether he had a good<br />appetite; but you must remember that four evenings have been<br />also spent together -- and four evenings may do a great deal."<br />"Yes; these four evenings have enabled them to ascertain<br />that they both like Vingt-un better than Commerce; but<br />with respect to any other leading characteristic I do not<br />imagine that much has been unfolded."<br />"Well," said Charlotte, "I wish Jane success with all my<br />heart; and if she were married to him to-morrow, I should<br />think she had as good a chance of happiness as if she were to<br />be studying his character for a twelve-month. Happiness in<br />marriage is entirely a matter of chance. If the dispositions of<br />the parties are ever so well known to each other, or ever so<br />similar before-hand, it does not advance their felicity in the<br />least. They always contrive to grow sufficiently unlike afterwards <br />to have their share of vexation; and it is better to know<br />as little as possible of the defects of the person with whom<br />you are to pass your life."

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Hi there, [b]i’m pilleater[/b], princess of ytmnd.<br />This is my hubby [b]SantabotAi[/b], the most awesome ytmnd user in the universe.<br />[b]Fabulous upvote powers[/b] reveal to me the day I held and lost my virginity <br />and sang…<br /><br />Twenty-five years and my life is still
<br />Trying to get up that great big hill of hope<br />
For a destination<br /><br />I realized quickly when I knew I should<br />
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man<br />
For whatever that means<br />...<br /><br />And so I cry sometimes
<br />When I'm lying in bed just to get it all out
<br />What's in my head
<br />And I, <br />I am feeling a little peculiar<br /><br />And so I wake in the morning
<br />And I step outside<br />
And I take a deep breath and I get real high<br />
And I scream from the top of my lungs
<br />What's going on?<br /><br />And I say, hey yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah
<br />I said hey, what's going on?<br /><br />And I say, hey yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah
I said hey, what's going on?<br /><br />[b](pichu)[/b]And I try, <br /><br />oh my god do I try
<br /><br />I try all the time, in this institution<br /><br />[b](superdreamkilla):[/b] And I pray, oh my god do I pray<br />
I pray every single day<br />YEAH<br />
For a revolution.<br /><br />And I say, hey hey hey hey<br />hey hey hey hey<br />
I said hey, what's going on?<br />And I say, <br /><br />DON'T<br />JUST KEEP IT INSIDE<br />LEARN HOW TO HIDE YOUR FEELINGS.<br /><br />(Max in bed ignoring ytmnd party)hey hey hey hey
I said hey, what's going on?Oh, oh oh oh----Twenty-five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination