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ROBE-BLOUSE!

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Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life. One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole.<br />She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police.<br />When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing.

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He looks like he's wearing Obi Wan Kenobi's robe, at the end.

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ROBING HOOD IS A COMUNIST

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lets see, I went to Colony Grill in Fairfield and had irish pizzas with friends and family along with 2 black and tans. After that, I went to see more friends at a pirate decor house in Bridgeport, ate a bunch of Hors d'œuvres had a big glass of Blackheart Rum and Coke and another glass with Blackheart, but mixed with NOS energy drink the second time. I remarked how a guy while only 3 years younger than me look so much more babyfaced despite being stoned and was happy that a girl recognized me in spite of me cutting off my long hair and in spite of the fact that I was not wearing a robe covered with dancing bears.

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25 dildos, a robe, and some glue. There's a costume for ya.

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i put on my wizard hat and robe <br /><br /><|:3G{<

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I don't think it's Angel Obama who has no class, I think it's the girl staring under his robe that has no class. But Obama looks happy about it.

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Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your *ssh*le. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

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This would make a great cult. "Well, yeah... Eventually we'll go for world domination, but right now, we'll just snuggle up that comfort in our badass electrostatic robes..."

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these blanket robes are the stupidest looking invention ever

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hes got it farther down his robe

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"And, lo, from the heavens, the Angel robed in white descended to bestow upon the good people his manna, the color of burning gold. And in each crispy morsel were the herbs and spices, they numbered eleven, and were only know to the Angel and Heaven. And, yea, it was good."

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Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely upliftin

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aight. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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I think her robe says "f*ck the dog" on it

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It reminded me a lot of your site => http://robe.ytmnd.com/

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LOOK HERE! Beneath my robe!

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Guess she already took off my hat and robe.

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To bad whats under his robe is really never gone.

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I wonder if he has oxy clean up there to clean up all those white robes.

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I bet the Emperor has a boner under that robe.

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not giving you my life story. i was just wondering what you were getting at when the guy pulled open his robe and i saw ewan mcgregor frowning.

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I put on my robe and wizard hat...

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Snuggies aren't that great, tried one on at Bed Bath & Beyond (I can hear the "f*ggots!" already) and it was very thin, it's better just to get a real robe

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Search YouTube for "SWz1u8OrlVY"; the video ends with her in the robe, but she's scantily clad before that. I won't make it all into a gif.

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send me the rest of the .gif where she removes her robe and i'll 5 it.

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GOT HAM ROBE OUGHTS!

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makes me want to don my silk robe, smoke my pipe, sip scotch, and proceed say mmmyes

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I apologize to any sophomore in high school that has viewed this site. If when you recite that speech to your teacher, by memory, and you happen to replace any mention of Caesar with farkle, or Brutus with max, or kingly crown with KKK robe, I take full blame.