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The fact that Larry David even thought this was funny is evidence that he's a real-life troll, given that all-white juries are responsible for the disparate sentencing of thousands of Black men whose bodies are grist for the prison-industrial complex.

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Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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pde and bloodypython walk into a bar in florida. eric orders a "gay fuel mimosa" and bloody orders a "big gatorman."<br /><br />"I don't know how to make a big gatorman."<br /><br />"Um ok, just give me water and vodka. Do you have orange Jackie Chan energy powder?"<br /><br />"No."<br /><br />there are some attractive girls clustered in the corner near the karaoke machine under the broken fluorescent light and they seem to want to stay shaded.<br /><br />bloody pulls a magic marker out of his breast pocket and starts drawing circles on an old newspaper. "I come here all the time. This place is [i]GRRRrrreat[/i] for looking at girls."<br /><br />eric averts his eyes from the Tony the Tiger impression yet responds with "ROAR ROAR ROAR" and both men are glaring at the girls in the corner. one of them defensively folds her arms in front of her and withdraws further into the corner.<br /><br />swirling his marker in giant, quick circles, bloody bursts out laughing "AH AHAHAHAHA AH AHAH AH AHHAHA HA! BIG BOOBS!!" and eric pics up a nail from the floor and starts to scratch a penis into the bar.

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Only white men pretending to be Native Americans eat at Applebee's

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Men without hats

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and men too from the look of it...

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The Men's Club (1986). Not a great film, but Richard Jordan plays a Kramer.

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You made me youtube that song and wow, I had no idea Joy Division was that popular. I'm not complaining but... Why? What makes them more compelling than all the other post-punk (or pre-post-punk{?} [fuck genres]) bands that linger in obscurity? I know there was a movie about them and a bunch of bands who rip them off but what caused the interest in those things to begin with? <br /><br />Was it because the guy killed himself? Is that all you need to become more widely recognized? D Boon died in a car crash and people on youtube still confuse his band for the right-wing extremist group, "The Minutemen." Is it because youtube is full of 13-year olds and they respond better toward pussies who commit suicide than men who died brutal, honest deaths?<br /><br />Again, I'm happy that at least one great band from that hodgepodge of punk/post-punk bands is being rediscovered, but it's like, why not all of them though? [spoil]damnit[/spoil]

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with men

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sex with men

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Seriously though. All men live enveloped in whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever present perils of life.

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I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -<br />I have shudder'd at it.<br />I shudder no more.<br />I could be martyr'd for my religion<br />Love is my religion<br />And I could die for that.<br />I could die for SUPERDREAMKILLA.

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My heart goes to you on this night, superdreamkilla. <br /><br />Other men said they have seen angels,<br />But I have seen Darkkuja<br />And he art enough.

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I particularly direct your attention to the Great Light in Masonry, the Holy Bible. Howsoever men differ in creed or theology, all good men are agreed that within the covers of the Holy Bible are found principles of morality which lay the foundation upon which to build a righteous life. Freemasonry, therefore, opens this Book upon its Altars, with the command to each of its votaries that he diligently study therein to learn the way to everlasting life. Adopting no particular creed, forbidding sectarian discussion within its Lodge rooms, encouraging each to be steadfast in the faith of his acceptance, Freemasonry takes all good men by the hand, and, leading them to its Altars, points to the open Bible thereon, and urges upon each that he faithfully direct his steps through life by the Light he there shall find and as he there shall find it. If, from our Sacred Altars, the atheist, the infidel, the irreligious man, or the libertine, should be able to wrest this book of Sacred Law and thus remove, or even obscure, the greatest Light in Masonry, that Light which for centuries has been the rule and guide of Freemasons, then could we no longer claim for ourselves the great rank and title of Free and Accepted Masons; but, so long as that Sacred Light shines upon our Altars, so long as it illuminates the pathway of the Craftsman by its golden rays of truth, so long, and no longer, can Freemasonry live and shed its beneficient influence influence upon mankind. Guard then, that book of Sacred and Immutable Law as you would guard your very life. Defend it as you would guard your very life. Defend it as you would the flag of your country. Live according to its Divine teachings, with its everlasting assurance of a blessed immortality.

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sex with men

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this would have been a hell of a lot more funny if i didnt see the "network for men" or whatever on the bottom corner, showing that you have added nothing to the sexual context of this joke. also poor direct rip.<br /><br />you should photoshop out the sack and put it in a corner tag to signify the fad [i]and[/] cover up the network logo.

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The fact you edited it means you had to stare at elderly men performing gay sex.... you homo.

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@umfuld<br />i'm sorry it was visiting [i]this[/i] website (let alone any website) that has taught you one of the easiest, most blatant lessons learned by most reasonable adult men who have engaged in more than one heterosexual relationship with a women.

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Why aren't there any female car sales(wo)men? 4:37 PM Aug 16th via Twitter for iPhone

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"Men are failed women at birth." - Busey

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Shame is for religious males who while having mandatory conceiving sex with wife think about fucking other men. "Shame" and "disgrace" did you grow up baptist? I don't in any ways understand why people do these things to get off but damn I think you have some issues with sex yourself when I see those words.

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white men can't jump (without the help of flubber)

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lol i was at my buddy's place with my prettyboy long hair pushed back and he was all like "you hair is mad homosexual" and i was like "ya know i've noticed a trend. it seems that most grown men who exclusively listen to fantasy rap music also think my haircut is gay" and he got unnecessarily pissed off and was like "fuck you nick, sugar free dick [i'm diabetic] always with the low blows" and i was like "see? you even had to make a rhyme you fuckin chucklehead."<br /><br />i dunno, i thought it was a funny interchange. i wish these three posts were more connected. i guess they sorta are.

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really. nobody is keeping men down. theres no need for a "movement"<br /><br />if you really care about people, then you're going to make an equality movement instead. or are you going to contribute to the endless cycle of people fighting?

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"It costs more to buy a new car today in the United States than it cost Christopher Columbus to equip and undertake three voyages to and from the New World."<br /><br />The government of Spain financed those journeys for the most part rather than Columbus himself, I think, (feel free to correct that) so that could technically be true. But I don't think that's what the creator intended here. How much did the journeys cost total in 2010 dollars? After ships, men, equipment and the like? Surely it must've come up more than $30,000ish.

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I just remembered that the internet was created for serious academic collaboration, and military communication in the event of a nuclear war. But in reality, Satan inspired those men so that this ytmnd could exist. Also, nightmares.

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young men now dog? FAGGOT

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I'm one of those men

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Nah, they're both men.

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Nice job - we need more Mystery Men around here!