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shes the type of women that has an upper new york accents, and says "what do you want honey, a blowjob? coming right up sweetie, hucktooie" and she gets ready for her pencil and paper to write down the menu at eat a joes pit stop diner.

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by the way, if that is your voice, you might want to practice with it before you release something public with it again.

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ur a gay faggot mate i can fuck you up in doom4 anytime you want. pm me.

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Who the fuck honestly cares? If this what the next couple of months going to be I'm not going to even attempt to make a new site. Point is the shit sucks. I'd rather watch elephantfeces 100x than listen to some Reihino movement nonsense that is neither entertaining or funny to watch. Nobody wants to see conspiracy crap of alts. I want to hear good music & a funny related gif or fad.

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hey fucking retards pilleater admitted to being this person in a video to johnnylurg he used to blackmail him with, haha a jew. his sites arent that good anyway fucking quit this fake show yo8u idiots make. yo8u discourage anyone because of your attitudes you8r hostility from coming around lkike anyone would want to anyway, whats max put you up to this? i dont really fucking care. nope i dont.

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voted 5's, 4's etc on several of my sites. I've done that same to his, vote 5 for what you think is fucking great if it's average give it a 3 if you think it's pretty good but not the best you've ever seen give a 4, give a 2 if you feel it's below average and if you think it's well crap and you don't fucking get it well ya give it a 1. Inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. You have to think about the odd chance of an actual new user coming to the site, they see some random crap they doesn't even make sense they aren't going to come here and contribute to wanting to make any new sites. Oh & SpecialNeedsRainbowB/QiangYi/whatever why abuse the fav button? Like this isn't even that great. Who favorites this shit? It's dumb. Go fav like lindsaylohan or some of the classics like maxreturns or something. Favorite buttons should be for like sites you'd almost want to jerk off to their that great not this. It's quite boring.

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I just want to be entertained by a good site, any dumb drama and i'll just stop coming. Plus you and Lurg shouldn't have to each message me the exact same time saying that oh I'm not Lurg oh and I'm not Suzanne cause that clearly makes me think otherwise. Though really the site should be limited to 1 account per person. Split personality doesn't count either. I'm going to start voting on EVERYONE. Every single site posted from now on and if you get a 1 well it's not cause I hate you as a person that is really just my rating.

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Apparently, lol, or someone wants me to think so.

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I searched for a week for that! Wasn't trying to steal your idea, just wanted to get a laugh out of it again.

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Now that Cantwell decides he wants to be cool with his alt right pals and talk shit about good libertarians, I don't feel so bad about it.

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fuck that bitch and fuck all you idiots wanting to go out and vote for clinton again

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This is Dustin.<br /><br />https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/195716393/DSCN1798.jpg<br /><br /><br />His hair is actually attached to his hat and he's never sure if he has a goatee or not, but he'll blindly get you a soda at any vending machine. Just make sure your dollars are crisp or use quarters.<br /><br /><br />This is Gerard.<br /><br />https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIDzbaZUEAAMtLs.jpg<br /><br />He plays the timpani with a bowl on his head, in Vermont. I don't know if you can use a guy like that but if you say you need a major brand rootbeer that's not a pepsi product, not the one that sounds like a railroad, not the one with the dog on it, he'll get you the exact right thing. I trust this man with my life.<br /><br /><br />This is Donatello. His nickname is "Floppy"<br /><br />https://aiyannagoestocambodia.files.wordpress.com/<br />2014/06/20140626_204051.jpg<br /><br /><br />Probably the most active candidate of the bunch. He doesn't like people so be warned. Kind of a shut-in. He can get you a soda as well as anybody else, but he's a little deaf, so you just have to yell into his ear. He prefers Mr. Pibb to Dr. Pepper, just a fair warning. You may have to just explain to him that "The Dr." is not for him its for you, and if he wants to spend his money on a BBQ cherry coke, that's his business.<br /><br />But let's not call them a "Space Fucker Intern", or even a "Soda Intern for Space Fuckers". It's probably in everyone's best interest if the official title for this opportunity is, "Space Associate and Soda Listener in charge of facilitating operations in accordance to the official policies (via the space fucker)" I know its long but think of how that will look on their resume.<br /><br />Also, I don't vouch for any of these guys.

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Your site sucks, but I really want to watch the trainwreck of the WBC vs ICP

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God... this music makes me want to add to the body count.

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heffers mom is amazing.<br /><br />everytime i hear a new song, i just want to bang her everytime.

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Yeah I did upvote it, because it doesn't matter you will fix the vote on an alt or have a buddy do it for ya so might as well give it a 5 star, even if it is crap. I mean come on you have 2 pretty epic domain grabs out there for my username & you don't even use them right. Like seriously? This is the best you could come up with? Why Gengar? The Gen part ? You think I ripped my username off Pokemon? Or is it meaning I'm a ghost/poison type of Pokemon? I can kinda see what your going for with the Weird Al Spam, if that's the case & you feel I'm spamming the site. Maybe you think I'm like Chris Peterson. Well whatever it is, this site is crap like usual. Hell I bet I could give you a picture of me & you would still find a way to make the site boring as hell to watch. At least put some effort into it!! Make me laugh! I think that's what the majority of people still coming here are for, to be entertained. I'm sure you liked my recent sites you just don't want to admit it. Your vote should be based on the site itself & not the user. I can't believe you really would give the Pac Man a 1 star, just cause we've had our differences.

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I said I'd not vote on yours period. That may change, my Shake it up site didn't deserve your 1 star. 2 stars maybe if you really didn't care for it but a 1? I'm wounded :'-( I'd even give this a 3 star. Maybe you want me to make another site about you.

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be sure to include references to Donald Duck Orange Juice or Drew Pickles next time if you want him to upvote your site, lol

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niggerlodeon replaced teh learning cartoons with this shit in the mid nineties around clinton time, and bush but bush wanted out before since he wanted to look like reagan

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If you want me to see your sites you should link them on the IYA forums

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this sites so good i want to make a lurgster wait.. cross that out, a ldrancester crew and upvote my sites and kill it first then upvote my shit to be the atttention whore at the top of the site. huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.

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My children wanted a form a few days ago and were informed about a document management site with a lot of fillable forms . If others need it too , here's the link: http://goo.gl/0KCJhg

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JohnnyLurg<br />2 days ago<br />7:50:11pm<br /><br />I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.<br /><br />fuck you you hook-nosed illegal spy fucker

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i do wahtever the fuck i want to

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what the fuck is this down vote on my comment for. why does lurg bitch about me downvoting wanting comments but then downvotes everytign all the time like the cocksucker he is then cries on here with a ytmnd when i told him to fuck off? fucking stupid jew

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i dont want to see your sites so ill write whatever the fuck i want to on them alright? they suck and there there they suck they shouldnt be there. but fuck any debaitng go spam with your lurg destroy anythwere on the intenret LIKE FUCKING MAX GIVES A SHIT crew worthless faggot scums, being moron jews crying over everythign the only thing your doing is spamming a top of a site that max left here like an idiot. does not excuse your abuse spam and you you little godamn fuckign piece of shit. curly headed faggot. SHUT THE FUCK UP when i write stupid shit on your shitty sites. do whatever i godamn want to and entertain more people than you ever would oh wait i need max to spam this to the top of the SITE. the point of the site is of course the votes. and you abuse that and of course its not the point but its stupid. stupid as it is, that and it's stupid. making sure little crybaby doesnt cry about something else that never happened, again. lurg here.

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blizzard are scums. i just read about this and it was just what i had, been looking for. fuck. wow sucks now its trash its sims click click make money gambling online garbage. they sold gold and that is their marketing model. nothing else. they where the ruining of all mmo's and most online games EVER. it started with them and their selling of expansions to online games which you cant do and is greedyier than fuck since your already sucking monthly subscriptions. for what? fantasy ? fuck youall. assholes. besides they where nothing but gold sellers and the excuse they looked for, they looke dfor any excuse to make more scams in it, they pretended those people they called, the ninja's, where doign anythign and forced the auto-roll, which was hacked before they even came out with it. <br /><br />i went to play yeeears later after i played after it first came out mods where dicks, and it sucked. they screwed levelling anyting but their new expansion so they want you to pay for 2 games but one is fucked the other is the same and their thieves. and want money every month, plus auto-roll shit they put in you know around or before the burning crusade dog shit which i never fucked with idiots, it was hacked. the hack was being sold. blizzards marketing model is nothing but theft they should be sued the fuck out of. them and valve and most of these fucking shitty companies who cant come out with games. or believe its legit to sell a game then put an expansion on it and include all the players together to make it selling a fuckign godamn HACK FUCKERS. its not a game its GAMBLING. so they are turning games into gambling they steal from you to try to force you into it. its tehft, and fraud and scams spam fuck them all

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yeah, I wanna remind Locke5 that WhoaChiquita is NOT Krabsitemaker!<br /><br />That fucking Locke5 user has no business nosing around us. Locke5 is the whole reason why YTMND lost its traffic in 2015.<br /><br />and WhoaChiquita is definitely not me either!<br /><br />My style of sites at the moment is somewhat different that some others styles.<br /><br />I JUST WANT TO HELP YTMND USERS STAY SAFE, NOT CAUSE TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />I worked really hard to impress YTMND users.

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supremozanne.ytmnd.com<br /><br />I thank pilleater for launching a SUPREMO site to up and coming so I didn't have to dominate it the whole way.<br /><br />I just want to keep YTMND healthy with at least a few sites on U&C.<br /><br />I bet some users would rather see up and coming EMPTY than see me on there.

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I want to make Strongbad sites of my own too, but other ideas compete against it in my head.