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That might be the gayest/saddest thing ever.

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Do you ever wish you could take this back? You should.

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i cant wait until next year when you come up with the update to this site, if yuo ever do

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Only good site you've ever made

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YTMND died long before my quest ever began

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daft punk is stupid i was dissapoint that album came out in 2005 it still is a regretting album worse aalbum ever.

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htats the biggest nigger mouse ive ever seen how rayciss

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you are just simply too weak to understand, yet so is Suzanne, as a satanist i am an eccentric protector of the weak, I see Suzanne has having a 'left hander' passion and if that does not please your conservative republicanism we can agree to disagree, for ever person there is a person who is stronger than you and that person is me, Suzanne may bloom into a genuine counter cultural agent as it is somehow with in there heart, it is not my place to hate is my place to defend, and if you want to make Suzanne feel bad.... than i am going to do things to make them feel good, it is my sinful passion

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This is one of the best things I've ever seen!!!

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Have you ever met someone who was so aspie/autistic that they were in a group home, couldn't even hold down a job as Walmart "Greeter," and were totally obsessed with some oddly obscure sliver of pop culture, like TJ Hooker or Kylie Minogue? Well, that's what we've been blessed with her at ytmnd for the past few years: Four or five of them and pretty much nobody else worth mentioning.

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Oh madDog, I could never reach the "professional level" site making abilities you're capable of, justifying the sometimes more than $61,000 in one year you've made with that BFA from a design college safety school you went to. I mean, how could I ever even come close to the brilliance of your sites, like the one you made about you not being a gynecologist, for example. Or the one about Donald Duck Orange Juice. Those are classic mDS and not even fearcondom or the mighty syncan could possibly compete with your wit and skills. It's a good thing that making ytmnd sites is such an important part of fully socialized adult's life, too, or otherwise it might be, like, a total waste of time to care about such things, instead of, you know, the important stuff, like wearing those gay shoes with the individual toes or going to hippie concerts in a fucking tie-dyed curtain and drinking from a state fair-style douche bong.

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nobody wants to play your faggot video game, most of us grew up and actually got jobs. <br /><br />YTMND will continue for thousands of years with unfunny posers like yourself constantly coming out of the wood work trying to replicate the levels of creativity and comedy achieved by YTMND legends such as myself. I just come back here every once in a while to see if anyone will ever achieve what i once did, its my greatest fear, but alas, with each visit it becomes clear that you are all a bunch of untalented nobodies, that will never even come close to the levels of status and respect my incredible body of work demands. <br /><br />I make more cash in a week than you ever will in your entire peasant life, and thats because i have a genius mind. If you think you can EVER compare to me, you are just wasting your time.

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The most heterosexual and non-bestiality promoting site on ytmnd ever!

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Why should anyone ever say anything in PM when it's much funnier to air all dirty laundry out in the open?<br /> <br />Ohh yeah, I miss that [b]laundry[/b] acc't. It was funny.

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Ever see this?: https://vimeo.com/45675847

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you missed these awesome viewing parties. hard tellin if there'll ever be another one.

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Well fucking done man. Thank you for making a good ytmnd. We need them more than ever right now with these assholes upvoting spam.

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In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.<br /><br />"Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."<br /><br />He didn't say any more, but we've always been unusually communicative in a reserved way, and I understood that he meant a great deal more than that. In consequence, I'm inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores. The abnormal mind is quick to detect and attach itself to this quality when it appears in a normal person, and so it came about that in college I was unjustly accused of being a politician, because I was privy to the secret griefs of wild, unknown men. Most of the confidences were unsought-frequently I have feigned sleep, preoccupation, or a hostile levity when I realized by some unmistakable sign that an intimate revelation was quivering on the horizon; for the intimate revelations of young men, or at least the terms in which they express them, are usually plagiaristic and marred by obvious suppressions. Reserving judgments is a matter of infinite hope. I am still a little afraid of missing something if I forget that, as my father snobbishly suggested, and I snobbishly repeat, a sense of the fundamental decencies is parcelled out unequally at birth.

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I'm sorry; did you follow me home expecting me to feed and cloth you, like a lost puppy? Ha ha, too bad. Cuz I'd treat any and every dog better than I'd ever treat a fucking waste of carbon like you.

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Best Chuck Norris site ever!

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That...is one of the most horrible things I have ever seen in my entire life.....yet I can't look away. 5/5.

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Has it ever occurred to [i]YOU[/i] that your most sincerest behavior helped embarrass the more talented ytmnd users from ever showing their faces on this website again?<br /> <br />And, even though I know your answer to this question will cause me to spittake my Ensure, are you seriously suggesting IN ANY WAY, upon scrolling through all six pages of Recently Created, that there is NOT A SEVERE LACK OF CREATIVITY IN THIS PLACE (I ask rhetorically as I note that you gave this screenshot of a PM posted by a troll who once spent a long weekend helping to spam YTMND, while it was still a little tiny bit less pathetic than it is now, with automated troll sites, a three-star rating).<br /> <br />Also, have I called you a fucking retarded fucktard of a fucking moron yet today? I feel like I should remember to do so at every opportunity, in case you are [b]sooo[/b] fucktarded a fucking moron that you forget how fucktarded a fucking moron you are.

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NO!!!!! It was all an elaborate Godless socialist Islamofascist Big Government Big Brother Zionist tactic to simultaneously tap American phones for Al-Qaeda, the Russians, Cuba, North Korea, China, the Build-a-bear group, Edward Snowden, Julian Assange, and the NSA while also bribing low information voters, liberals, and anyone else living off of the massive Farm Bill subsidies and profiting hand over fist from SOPA/PIPA, DMCA, DoMA, and Don't Ask Don't Tell! It totally won the 2008 election for Barry ObamNIGGER by tricking stupid black people into using their free OBAMA PHONES to call 911 and vote for a Kenyan community organizer who won't release his birth certificate, his grades from community organizer school, or his photos of him giving head to Bill Ayers! THESE PHOTOS EXIST AND REV JEREMIAH WRIGHT HAS PROOF THAT BARRY NOBAMA IS NOT EVEN A BLACK MAN BECAUSE NO BLACK MAN WOULD EVER BE CAUGHT DEAD GIVING A BLOW JOB TO A WHITE SLAVE MASTER AMERICAN AL-QAEDA SEX ORGY OCCULTIST (LOOK IT UP!!!) TERRORIST LIKE AYERS! <br /> <br />Don't believe me? Read this pages: <br />https://www.google.com/#q=bill+ayers+obama+phone+al-qaeda+north+korea<br />+pope+francis+gay+aids+came+from+cia+chicken+pox+condensed+chem+trails<br />+in+chewing+gum+michelle+obama+has+victory+garden+herpes+barack+hitler<br />+INSANE+Chicago+gangs+deep+dish+pizza+is+for+a+FACT+illuminati+food+ev<br />eryone+knows+it

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If he feels that there is a severe lack of creativity in this place, he is welcome to make better sites to set an example.<br /><br />Has it ever occurred to him that his nasty behavior helped chase the more talented ytmnd users away?

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Great site.<br />Worst superbowl ever. Fuck both teams.

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Oh look, it's a meeting of the minds. The gayest, most horseshit filled minds ever, that is.

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You forgot the part where he says "I'm not a gynecologist..." That, quite frankly, is the most unintentionally funny thing ever spoken into a microphone and posted to the internet in the history of all the internet. And that includes Howard Dean, Ted Stevens, and even G.W.Bush.

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That's the meanest thing anybody has said about that guy yet. Well, except for when he posted video of himself shaking his man-boobs into a webcam for the whole internet to laugh at. So, yeah, it's a toss up. That video, that he posted humiliating himself, or arguing that he "rules" the shithouse of the dead. Either way, if he had any dignity, he'd blow his brains out, fearing what actual humans would think if they ever put it together that he was that big of a fucking self-proclaimed loser on the internet. But then, I suspect there's not a single human in his life who isn't absolutely aware of what they are dealing with every time they see him in real life.

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I support the fact that Max does this. There was a time when people would spam a million sites per day. One time, the moon crew literally spammed the entire frontpage of ytmnd with literally the same site about 1000 times. No one else could get a site in or noticed.<br /><br />Therefore, your complaints actually reflect badly on you, not max. Also because if you really need to post more than 1 ytmnd per HOUR then you are a bona fide fucking loser. Get a life. Even with this limit, you can still post 24 sites A DAY. If this is not good enough for you, then your OCD medication is clearly depleted.<br /><br />And every anti-semite I have ever seen or met is pathetic, stupid, hate filled white trash.

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This is one of the best mashups/matches I've ever heard! :D