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Translation: We the old horde and our 20+ alts can't skew the voting outcome to what we believed to be funny or not anymore since max implemented the alt deleting bot and began deleting all our alts. Most of us left because we couldn't live without our alting skew. We just don't tolerate unfunny sites even if they are thought provoking and socially significant. <br /><br />......Signed, the hipsters of ytmnd.

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Max, I want to delete my old comment here please

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Hey max, can we have a 5-minute grace period to delete/edit comments posted to sites? That would be a great feature.

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dude, when Max deletes all of the alts that downvoted this site, the score on that one will shoot way back up to above 4.40. VOTE RIGHT DAMMIT

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"pde has been nothing but help"<br /><br />- max<br /><br />Anyway, I deleted or changed any site I made about you, that dug into any personal life. If I missed one, let me know. My sites about gr33nscr33n haven't gone that far.

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haha someone has been slowly downvoting my highest rated site with alts. why? i will never understand. when max deleted lists of alts, i lost a bunch of votes on this and my rating went up. i'm looking at superdreamkilla and johnny lurg, ymnd's set of identical twins. and now, the downvotes are coming back, as slow as they did before...

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I never committed vote abuse with them, most of them didn't even have any votes on them. I just made the mistake of registering all of them to the same email, so it made it very easy for max to delete them all. I should have used different emails for all of them, like you did.<br /><br />I just used them to troll Umfuld.

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lurg will be deterred once max starts using mods and lurg's accounts are deleted as soon as they are created. Basically once it's faster for someone to click "delete user" than it is for lurg to go through the effort to create a new email address every time he wants to make an alt.

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i thought max deleted you wbgn, you worthless piece of shit.

He was doing all kinds of things with those alts. And the reason Max was able to instantly delete them was because they all had email addresses that began with "JohnnyLurg". So he wrote some kind of code that deleted all accounts that had email addresses beginning with "JohnnyLurg". The other two were a little smarter than Lurg by being more creative with their emails. Instead of going through those accounts one-by-one, Max just locked them and put them all into the deletion queue. He would have to take YTMND down in order to run it, so I think he's waiting to do it when he switches over to the new design.

So max, thanks a lot for deleting johnnylurg and his alts, but his votes still stayed. Are those gonna disappear at some point?

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This is going too far. I am going to ask Max to delete this site and the maker of it.

Umfuld appears to be under the impression that, because the Terms of Use do not specify that the use of alternate accounts to upvote/downvote sites, it is acceptable to do what he has done with the alts "Stop-Trolling-A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, and L," along with the others among that lengthy list. Would you mind clarifying whether or not this is an acceptable use of alternate accounts?<br /><br />Prior to his obvious abuse of the voting system, he claims that he never did such a thing. Whether this is true or not can only be answered by the person who controls this site. But a deletion of those cover votes on NeoMatrixClt sites would certainly reveal a lot, if it doesn't already. He wonders why people have it out for him when the answer is obvious. He thinks he runs this site and has the right to decide what is worthy of the attention of the community and what is not. His recent activity has altered the ratings of several sites that had been near the top of the up and coming, to the point that they will never be seen again (see also, the activity of the alternate accounts belonging to gr33nscr33n). He isn't helping himself when he resorts to childish playground language to refer to the people he doesn't like. So if he's trying to say that a lot of us have broken that fourth rule, he should look at his own history. He's even been banned from commenting next to the likes of sexymofo and JoeyJoeJoe. <br /><br />Umfuld may feel inclined to bring up the fact that the user formerly known as "JohnnyLurg" has recently registered scores of accounts to downvote his recent sites, notably [site amusedtodeath:site]. But does that give him the right to do the same thing -- to users not involved with that activity?<br /><br />Do what you feel is necessary, Max.

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and I could have used Dreamkilla's site to push me well over 1000. Glad I didn't. Max deleted 2 alts I had used to publish about 15 sites from there.

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...but max already restored all of the originals, so you no longer have an EXCUSE to have Typogra's sites on the top of your highest rated sites. You can delete them now.<br /><br />But you won't. It makes you happy to have a few sites that are rated above 4. Even if they aren't actually your sites.

max, please uncouple typogra's sites from PDE10's shitty domain grabs so the useless former sandwich artist can't take credit for typogra's sites...? After you hax-restored the deleted sites, they still showed up on PDE's shitty site list, making it look like the lonely faggot might have actually made something that wasn't another useless dinosaur-gif-screenshot-tts-bullshit-fuckfuckretard-piece-of-shit

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Cries himself to sleep every night wondering why max deleted all of his sites and let somebody else take his username

I've noticed max delete someone's account because they were spamming the site... not for what you claim.

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1. you're wrong<br /><br />2. if you really sent the email, that's sort of a dickbag move and i hope max deletes your account when the c & d emails arrive

I'll vouch for Umfuld here, just because we're both Celtics fans. Cumion and Scumion were deleted and claimed by someone else. According to Max, Arco330032 is an Umfuld alt, but it could be that the account belongs to a friend of his who happened to use the account on his computer. Yes, this is a major "I-told-you-so" that I deserve from Umfuld, but I'll admit it. Bumfuld is probably a superdreamkilla alt.

...continued<br /><br />[u]prairiedogeric10[/u]<br />Airplane<br />Account<br />MySpace<br />prairiedogericstar83 (shared with lacrossestar83)<br />KillerBootsMan (shared)<br /><br />- the first three have absolutely no votes on sites. If there are any in the last two, it was because someone else used the vote option. And I will go in there and delete any votes as soon as I'm done here. For all I care, the MySpace one can go. I don't need it. Account has tons of awesome money-hat GIFs saved and he said it was okay for me to do it. Airplane, I really don't care about anymore either. Do whatever.<br /><br />[u]Unknown alts[/u]<br />Blu-Ray<br />moxy<br />DanWontheFirstRound<br />fag<br /><br />- these have the stick of several people, but I'll let you decide who they are.<br /><br />Do what you have to do, Max. I really don't care anymore either.

Okay, Umfuld wants it straight then, here it is, Max:<br /><br />[u]Umfuld[/u]<br />Umfold<br />Nothingman<br />Tile<br />Stephens<br />Scumfold<br />Every-Live-In-Yellowbeard<br />HelenThomas<br />GregOrMary<br /><br />- every account has been used for voting. He claims he never cheats when he votes, but I don't know how that's possible, especially when all the recent activity on those accounts occurred pretty much all at once. My suggestion, delete the votes on every account except Umfuld. Delete the accounts with no sites. <br /><br />[u]gr33nscr33n[/u]<br />gr33nscr33nstopsecretalt<br />marktehpanda<br />Dr-Gr33nscr33n<br />HowardRoark<br />SirhanSirhan<br />HumbertHumbert<br />DxSxFxN<br />BigGator5<br />f--k<br />FutureFaggyFeaturedUser<br /><br />- hardly any of these are used for site making. They are all used for downvoting. Delete them all except FFFU (leave the sites, delete the votes).<br /><br />[u]JoeyJoeJoe[/u]<br />McLOL<br />SexWithMen<br />FutureFaggyFeaturedUser (shared with gr33nscr33n)<br /><br />- there might be more, but delete them all.<br /><br />[u]lacrossestar83[/u]<br />lacrossestar82, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 93, 38<br /><br />- not sure how many of these are actually his, but they really aren't needed. they do have some voting history, which appears to be abuse, but possibly used for countering. Regardless, delete them all.<br /><br />[u]GaryGnu[/u]<br />JohnWhitecloud<br />ObsessedQueer<br /><br />- as far as I know, the ones that had been used for voting were deleted. If there are votes on these, delete them, but keep the sites on there.<br /><br />[u]jimmm[/u]<br />JimmmX<br />prairiedogjimmm10<br />ptkfgsmaster2jimmm<br />JimmmCube<br />SRSJIMNESSochojimboJimmyLurgJimfuldJimmyJimJim- don't really know the story here or if all of these are even jimmm, but none of them are needed. Delete them.to be continued...

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so do those "rules" seem serious? do they? because if you can't see that it's just a big joke and what makes a site eligible for deletion or rule-breakage has a whole lot more to do with the site owner/moderation staff's discretion than it does with an actual list of rules.<br /><br />keep in mind, max is a bigger troll than any of us. max gets people to want to sue him, gets people to harass him on the phone and then posts the phone messages in meebo chat so we can all edit the asset and bring further ridicule onto others. and this is the person you are complaining to if you were to yell "LICKIT HAS MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS AND HE SAID MEAN THINGS TO ME FROM AN ACCOUNT THAT WAS NOT HIS MAIN ACCOUNT" we can safely assume max does not care about that. we can safely assume max will delete your account if you annoy him too much.<br /><br />can we all just stop accusing each other of being troll? i do it as a joke. i am not serious. haven't you got that yet? besides, all this "you're a troll" business was started by Umfuld and now you're all dancing around his dick native bonfire style. jesus.

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max, another brat to delete

Max: delete Uncircumcised; we don't need foreskin hanging around here. This is a command, not a request. Good day sir.

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I bet you cried when max deleted sdk and all of those hundreds of shitty sites

Max!!! Delete Aspergers.

Umfuld kept the evidence this time.<br /><br />[site umbreakable:site]<br /><br />Delete the alts, Max.

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Leave this site. Don't delete it. The rating will go back up if max deletes the alts. He'll have evidence with this.

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Max needs to delete this account, too.