| ?The Jack Bauer Comedy Hour |
Mohrdikai |
(4.45) |
15,447 |
2007-02-13 |
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I actually love the fact that this was made into a ytmnd, when it seems like something a youtuber would do. Bottom line? We're cooler. :^) Plus, the ticker at the end? Mwah!
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| ?The YTMND Horoscope (press Esc) |
LatkaXtreme |
(4.33) |
9,777 |
2007-02-13 |
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I have always wanted to do something with this song - I am glad to see that you did better than I ever would have.
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| ?Jed on a Mule in Space |
BTape |
(3.39) |
12,104 |
2007-02-11 |
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SO WHAT DID JED AND THE GIRL WITHOUT UNDERWEAR ON MOONSHINE DO IN SPACE NEXT BECAUSE IF I WAS THEM AND I WAS IN SPACE I WOULD DISCUSS HOW THE PESO IS HOLDING UP AGAINST THE DOLLAR BECAUSE THAT IS SOMETHING THAT MIGHT INTEREST THE DONKEY AS WELL.
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| ?Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?? |
poopnugget |
(4.64) |
130,425 |
2007-02-09 |
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5's all around! And IDV is a blatant moron. What's with this nonsense? YTMND is not a place where people go to artistically express comedy through and endless amount of creativity and originality. It's a place where people upvote something clever or funny (in this case both) for the rest of the community to see, may it be original or not. Besides, what would you have prefered he did with this YTMND? Is it a talkking Jack Cafferty owl that spouts ORLY after Wolf's reply, or do you fancy a techno remix of the
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| ?An Unsettling Truth |
fourest |
(4.47) |
12,316 |
2007-02-10 |
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I can get completely trashed for an entire day off of a 30 rack at like $23... why the f*ck would I do coke? The only people that do coke are those that have never had any real drama in their life and need to fake it by finding something illegal or edgy to do. Go get into a serious car chase or witness a double murder/suicide, or something that would allow you to prove to yourself that you are a human. I've actually been in several long and dangerous car chases, they were GREAT.
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| ?HTPAT: A Proposal |
Sphonix |
(1.86) |
23,809 |
2007-02-08 |
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so you're trying to guilt $1880 out of random ytmnd'ers to pay for your site gone horribly awry? why don't you do something about it yourself? how would you explain 40k+ hits a day for the past couple months other than teh haxors? it's only now a problem after your site is roughly 2 mill higher than the next legendary site? STFU
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| ?(nsfw) N*gg*rs!!!!!!!! Run!!!!!! |
wyrmo |
(4.16) |
8,072 |
2007-02-07 |
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I must agree with Gr33n, I'm f*cking tired of things like this being accepted on YTMND. "You're the man now dog" is a line that wasn't really meant to be funny, but was made so via a YTMND layout. "I believe you have my stapler" was meant to be funny, but it's a quick, single-sentence-line instead of a large joke. The only time something liek this would make a decent YTMND is when it's soemthing that few people have seen before. Gr33n has helped me see the light, and i hope more poeple do too.
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| ?HTPAT: A Proposal |
Sphonix |
(1.86) |
23,809 |
2007-02-08 |
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**origional ytmnd found here: http://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com/ Thank you." Something like that would be great and would please a lot of people. If you did something like that you could do it in any way you please, but I think there are many benefits for both ytmnd and yourself.
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| ?(nsfw) What to do when YTMND shuts down |
NeoMatrixClt |
(4.48) |
16,998 |
2007-02-04 |
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This should be sponsored, i would do it if i'd have paypal.
P.S. make this a series, have ebaum/columbus attempt a genocide on those people or something.... please?
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| ?Boston Bomb Scare Rant |
mondomaniatrics |
(4.29) |
43,818 |
2007-02-03 |
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I've seen alot of people say, "if those were bombs...something" If those truely were bombs, planted by some terrorists then this shows the kind of job the department of homeland security is doing. Boston would have been blown up weeks before anyone realized the devices were present... devices made of blinking LEDs in public places. Anyone who has every taken a highschool electronics votec class could now be a suspected terrorist... brb, fbi is here to detonate the christmas tree i havent taken down...
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| ?Plot to Ocarina of Time |
bennyjoe81 |
(3.76) |
2,560 |
2007-02-02 |
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I would at least hope they do something other than point out the complete obvious.
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| ?Max On Fire |
Kayne |
(4.06) |
7,843 |
2007-02-01 |
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We were somewhat friends a little while ago, but i never thought he would turn and do something liek that. Immature really, at the moment though, i'm doing fine I guess. And dantheman did do it because he knew how much i liked making my sites, and i had some good ones that I LIKED. So, I dunno.
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| Deception |
max |
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2007-02-01 |
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:) great job Max, most likely some prankster doing this. Surely if they wanted to do something about this, they would contact you more formally, instead of a letter from TomMabe3@aol.com.
Nah, dont delete it, you arent doing anything wrong. If you wanna delete it just for the sake of deleting it, go ahead, cus I sure am tired of this lame site.
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| ?Kirk Douglas Live |
fourest |
(4.29) |
11,063 |
2007-01-31 |
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You can be mean to me,
mean as you want to be,
just say anything that you like.
You can be nasty and caddy and
cruel and unsual.
Twist my nose with your fingers,
trip me while I carry liquids.
[chuckles in the background]
But as you pin me down,
my arms down on the ground.
As your spit drips into my face, [chuckles in the background]
deep in the back of your mind,
remember at some point you'll have to fall asleep.
[hysterical laughter in the background]
And when you fall asleep,
into your room I'll creep.
Did something move in the dark 'neath your bed?
And then a voice you hear,
calling out loud and clear.
A voice that is your own.
A voice that's saying "Aaargh!?"
[hysterical laughter]
There things that one can do
with Bengade nair and superglue, [chuckles]
a package of indellable dye. [chuckles]
Why would a guy
such as I
ever buy
indellable dye?
Blue as the sky?
Don't ask me why.
This catalog I found
sells roaches by the pound. [chuckles]
Millipedes, ceti
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| ?Aha *photoshop* |
mikebrudu |
(2.33) |
646 |
2007-01-31 |
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It would have to be animated to really look like the video. Adding a filter is something anyone can do.
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| ?(nsfw) furries mourn 9-11 |
joeyramoney |
(2.00) |
3,978 |
2006-04-09 |
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I would've 5'd it if it hadn't had to do with 9-11 (which I'm SICK TO F*CKING DEATH of hearing about) and if the thing wasn't pregnant... soooo... did the guy and the angel winged thing do the horizontal watoosie or something???
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| ?Flogging the Dead Horse |
guyfawkesrules |
(3.80) |
5,439 |
2007-01-28 |
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Funny. Also funny that I made a site the other night ( http://edtmndmik3mwillhate.ytmnd.com ) simply to piss mik3m off. Since he was so upset about about people creating "alternate universes" that he made a ytmnd telling people to stop doing it, I thought it would be funny to dedicate that one to him. To my surprise he 5'd it. He must really hate you or something. YTMND will never die.
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| ?Fear the Easter Bunny |
HACaboose |
(4.01) |
7,138 |
2006-04-16 |
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Okay, I love Monty Python and the Holy Grail as much as anyone, but then I'd rather just see this on YouTube. It would be clearer, and the joke is just as easily made. In addition, the Easter Bunny idea here by itself isn't that funny. I'd like to see you do something more than just throw a few clips together and a title that encapsulates the joke. Work harder, think more...I know you can do it.
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| ?You Betrayed the Lawlawlawlawlawlawlawlaw doo... |
Fleeflicker |
(4.26) |
15,908 |
2007-01-25 |
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I was just going to say "Aw, now if only Sly would do something with his eyes I'd 5 this..." And then he did.
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| Misirlou |
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2007-01-11 |
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Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."
I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. Who am I kidding? You would.
Anyway, I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is good with fools wrote something down for me. Oh, yeah, "Shut your cake-hole, stupid!"
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| ?Stephanie Loves Apples! |
Kyera |
(3.15) |
2,401 |
2007-01-22 |
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God, man, why would you do that? It's horrible. At least make the apple green or something.
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| ?(nsfw) (NSFW) Tails getting nailed by a horse (Furr... |
Sliver-Fox69 |
(2.94) |
23,769 |
2006-09-04 |
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I've seen this on Soni-chan. Well, when it was still around... your YTMND would be funnier if it had the Mister Ed theme playing in it... or something that actually had to do with HORSES????????? =P
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| ?Stayin Alive Hunter S. Thompson style! |
BillyZane |
(4.21) |
14,404 |
2007-01-16 |
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I've been wanting to do something from that movie for awhile - I NEVER would have thought of that. GJ. btw...Smooth Jazz & Groove.
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| ?If someone threatened to shut down YTMND, what ... |
Geezy |
(3.84) |
7,869 |
2007-01-17 |
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"What exactly do you think Sega would do with ytmnd after they acquired it,
Korf? Give it back to max and say "now behave this time, or else"? No.
They would either destroy it, or turn it into something else, where it
wouldn't be YTMND anymore. If that isn't equivalent to shutting down
ytmnd, I don't know what is."
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| ?If someone threatened to shut down YTMND, what ... |
Geezy |
(3.84) |
7,869 |
2007-01-17 |
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Am I the only one here who actually realizes that if something is used in a parody (in a non-slanderous way), then there is nothing that SEGA can do. I hope no one is worried about this as SEGA honestly is in the wrong here, and if I were Max, I would personally sue them for harassment.
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| ?If someone threatened to shut down YTMND, what ... |
Geezy |
(3.84) |
7,869 |
2007-01-17 |
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"What exactly do you think Sega would do with ytmnd after they acquired it,
Korf? Give it back to max and say "now behave this time, or else"? No.
They would either destroy it, or turn it into something else, where it
wouldn't be YTMND anymore. If that isn't equivalent to shutting down
ytmnd, I don't know what is." You're the dumbest person alive.
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| ?If someone threatened to shut down YTMND, what ... |
Geezy |
(3.84) |
7,869 |
2007-01-17 |
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What exactly do you think Sega would do with ytmnd after they acquired it, Korf? Give it back to max and say "now behave this time, or else"? No. They would either destroy it, or turn it into something else, where it wouldn't be YTMND anymore. If that isn't equivalent to shutting down ytmnd, I don't know what is.
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| ?Dear Sega... |
Feedrosie |
(4.62) |
84,505 |
2007-01-12 |
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Sh*t, I was going to do something JUST like this. Though this is more creative and better quality than mine would have been...
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| ?Dear Max: The Gimmick Voters |
swatward |
(4.03) |
5,193 |
2007-01-14 |
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If only things were as simple as telling the head mod of this site. Buddy, if Max could do anything, he would have done something about sexymofo a long time ago. Max can't do it all.
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| ? Dr-L337 is getting laid! |
DonaldMcRonald |
(4.30) |
46,961 |
2007-01-06 |
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Don't understand the humor in that character, +2 for image I guess. Do something that you would like, not others.
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