YTMND Search

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The sticker reads (to the best of my ability), "This computer is NEVER OBSOLETE when you join eMachines network. Fast, reliable internet access powered by MCI/QDNET(?). The world's richest internet content provided by Netscape. Surf! Email! Invest(?)! Shop! Chat! Travel(?)! And more! Plus, upgrade your PC to the fastest model on the market every 2 years for only $99(?)!" eMachines FTW.

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lol. this has inspired me to go search ytmnd for xxx or porn. then go on to yahoo messenger and chat with some 12 year olds.

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ARE YOU DONE EATING DINNER CHATS LOL

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royal with cheese is the type of guy who uses proper punctuation in an irc chat

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ad hominem meatwad. we should chat sometime, let your anger out...you'll soon join the dark side.

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souloftime... what a blatantly emo "PM me in yahoo chat cause I'm so deep" gay *ss name ever... I was just about to post that this is supreme and anyone who downvotes is a f*g, thanks for proving me right asslick!

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occured = occurred would help if I could actually spell it right since it's right in the f*cking chat log as well lol

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Can't read the chat log, resize pic.

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Dammit puss... are we going to have to have this race chat every time?

"Guys. This is cyberman (aka Va-Van uhh, in Birmingham, Alabama; fromStickam, and also known as cyberman2 on youtube. You're probably wondering why I'm dressed up like this. Today. Well, I'm going to a uh, let's just say my sister's 'citizen's police academy' um 'function', uh, 'graduation' actually later on this evening. But that's beside the point. For too long you guys have had your fun, uhh, taking over people's chat rooms and raiding them. Guess what guys? Your home's about to be raided by the cops."

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I think he's saying ICQ, because he says "online chat" in the verse before it

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Full Video: http://www.pouet.net/download.php?which=30288 (With english Subs - 350 MB !) --Web 2.0 und Online Chat...

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internet....new internet....two or zero chat. internet, new internet, a new ICQ. poor translation ftw

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If you think about it, when you lose a video game these days it is often that you have been outsmarted by the AI in the game. But does that mean its smarter than you? Perhaps it is -- at that video game. But try to chat with it or play a different game, and the program just doesn't work. Likewise, chatbots talk, but you can't explain mariokart to them and then have them play it -- even if you found a way to hook them up to the game. They just aren't designed for it.

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Go to jabberwacky.com and look at the conversations section. There was also a Discover magazine article with some dialogues (which assumably are also online). Also, there are competitions which feature transcripts of chats (but almost always with judges) such as the Chatterbox Challenge.

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Actually though, body language itself is a more primitive signalling system. It is not capable of, say, talking about the past or things that aren't there. It's more like animal communication -- most animal "langauges" are technically just signal systems. I think these chatbot conversations may be saying more about how TRIVIAL human chats are than it is saying about how good AI is getting (though it is getting better at an exponential rate)

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What's really interesting to me is: 1. how to get an AI to break out of the relational mode of pure abstract language (language relating to language, according to predesigned sets of concepts) and moving towards language as symbols for things and ideas that themselves have their own existence outside of the universe of the conversation (language relating to language via experiences), because, even if we're getting closer to Turing-testable, we're still dealing with conditioned responses with a random-number-generator in place of the "creative" notion. 2. Most chats between any two people are banal and predictable at face value, but it's the OTHER, non-simulatable cues that carry the REAL conversation: body language, tone, topic, timing, cues, ... the relationship is the message.

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I chat lots I make chat good don't not read I like read chat let's chat make better.

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If you decide to chat with jabberwacky, please remember that he will be learning from what you do. It would be good to read about him on wikipedia, so that you can engineer it so that your chat with him will end up making him better rather than worse.

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I keep trying to tell her to put a new hat on her head, but your chat box seems to be broken.

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I really, REALLY hope you're just pretending to be ignorant....really...there is so much wrong with what you said that it can't even be summed up without me entirely eviscerating you on the internet. Chat with me if you must, but again, I hope this was some kind of sick joke. Your vote should be revised or retracted; bugger off.

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german lyrics: Internet, lol, Internet, DSL und world wide web Internet, lol, Internet, Web 2.0 und Online chat Internet, lol, Internet, IRC und ICQ Internet, lol, Internet, Rotfl, ROTFL just replace "und" with "and" ... dunno why he uses rotfl, rofl is more common here but means probably the same.

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und online chat

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Internet, LOL internet, DSL on world wide web! Internet, LoL internet, That one oil on online chat! Internet, lol ineternet, early snay on ICQ! Internet, Lol Internet, What way? What way!

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Internet, lol, internet, dol esch hul nein world wide web Internet, lol, internet, dol esch hul nein online chat Internet, lol, internet, dol esch hul nein ICQ. Weird huh?

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Internet, LOL, internet, DSL und world wide web. Internet, LOL, internet, Web 2.0 (zwei-null) und online chat, Internet, LOL, internet, IRC und ICQ, Internet, LOL, internet, ROFFLE!!11 x2

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i think it's Internet, LOL, Internet, DSL on world wide web. Internet, LOL, internet, that's my LOL on online chat, Internet, LOL internet, IRC (or hearsay) on ICQ, Internet, LOL, internet, ROFFLE! ROFFLE!

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That's all I can make out: Internet, LOL, internet, DSL on world wide web. Internet, LOL, internet, that's why on online chat, Internet, LOL, internet, on ICQ, Internet, LOL, internet, ROFFLE!!11 x2 (?)

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Oh I cannot wait for that condom to break and then to have a sit down chat 15 years later with her child about Daddy and Mommys passion filled night.